Oh Arsh! – Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal

Xabi surveyed his heir from the executive stand
Reverence all round for the classy Aquaman

Bloodcurdling snarls from the guests change room
Tub thumping yell to lift the Gunners gloom

Did Monsieur turn green and split his pants?
Whatever, it sure curbed Anfield Road chants

Variation in play, Liverpool turned cagey
Kuyt’s icebreaker nulled by Snoop’s OG

Gerrard penalty appeal sparked a panel discussion
Instead a winner from the Pocket-sized Russian

Leningrad lad swivelled and hit a screamer
All beware the wrath of Master Wenger

On the title Professor said "mathematically”
“yes, and mentally certainly"

Rafa out thought by the incredible Hulk
"Difficult to explain” was the gaffer’s lone sulk

Premiership once again remains ornamental
But a raging Red machine could still prove instrumental

Squad still requires the power of the pound
Reds will bank with Benitez to turn it all around

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Hermitage Primary School Eid Party

Parents and Governors joined the community to celebrate Eid Al Adha during a reunion party at the school.

Delighted Headmistress Zoe Howe said; "this is an excellent way to communicate with the parents and to understand the values of these celebrations of different faiths."
The Head thanked all the parents, parents governor body and the Chair of Governors for putting this successful event together.

Special thanks were reserved for parents Jake, Rokeya, Ruksana and Mahbub.

Trees make Tower Hamlets greener

To celebrate National Tree Week, Tower Hamlets Council’s green cabinet representative planted a tree in Paradise Gardens, Bethnal Green.

Councillor Abdal Ullah, Lead Member for Cleaner, Safer, Greener at Tower Hamlets Council planted a London Plane tree and announced that the council is committed to planting 340 street trees in the coming months.

Cllr Ullah said: “We’re working hard to make Tower Hamlets a greener borough and trees are crucial to achieving this.

"They are packed with benefits - not only do they brighten up an area, but they also have a huge positive impact on the environment. They reduce carbon dioxide, produce oxygen, create wildlife habitats, provide shelter and shade and much more.”
Native trees, such as Birch and Crab Apple, and those with large leafy canopies, such as Sweet Chestnuts and Liquid Ambers, will be planted across the borough. The planting will focus on routes between parks and open spaces to create green corridors for wildlife, with locations being selected in consultation with local people.

The London Plane is one of the most popular trees in the borough, and was traditionally planted in the past due to its ability to cope with pollution. Whilst it is good to plant trees which have a historical connection to the borough, the council is aiming to diversify the species to benefit the borough’s wildlife.
A selection of exotic trees are being trialled in the area, as they may be better suited to the predicted climate change.

174 of the 340 trees that will be planted in the borough are being funded through the Mayor of London’s street tree programme, with the rest funded by the council.
Planting will take place between December and March, with new trees being nurtured and maintained by regular watering and pruning.

Football guru bags another award!

A Tower Hamlets football guru netted his second sporting trophy for helping football flourish in the borough.

Senior Football Development Officer at Tower Hamlets Council, Derek Bennett, attended the London Football Association 4th Annual Awards Night at Leyton Orient Football Club, where he received the Special Partners Award.

Derek was praised by the London FA for his work to support clubs to achieve the Charter Standard – the footballing benchmark of excellence, and for encouraging women's and girls football within the borough, offering advice, supporting grass roots football initiatives and generally raising awareness and participation. Derek's passion and 100 per cent dedication to the game was also acknowledged and praised by the regional governing body.

Derek, said: “It was a great honour and surprise to receive an award for the second year running. It gives me pride to serve the people of Tower Hamlets in my role promoting the world's greatest sport. The borough has a rich football tradition and the community although faced with many challenges are very passionate about the game.

There is never a dull moment because of all the dynamics that make this such an exciting borough to work for. Although this award was for me, I feel it also belongs to Tower Hamlets for the great strides we have made."

The awards are organised to pay tribute to those who have made a major input to the expansion of football in London. The night included presentations to Charter Standard clubs for a variety of awards including Development Club of the Year, Administrator and Coach of the year.

England's number 5 - Turnbull Haiku

league championnat
turnbull in a china shop
stamford bridge meets ross

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USA first blood Haiku

thwart an englishman
Yank tim stretch dive at full length
Pray no june repeat

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Home made fairy cake

What a nice gesture from Hakim & Riyad :)

Mister Byrite :)

Saw this retro carrier bag in the Mosque yesterday and promptly took a trip back down memory lane. Remember Mr Byrite? A project of the famous Levy family and very much the Datsun 120Y of the fashion outlets.

I certainly do, and although some people may snigger and turn up their noses, at the time it was great for us. Fairly stylish clothes at drop dead prices, plus a bus ride down to Central London. What more could teenagers ask for for Eid clothes shopping.

Anyway, you lot would probably:

a: feign ignorance
b: swore you never shopped there
c: blame for me bad fashion sense

Well, after Byrite, Blue Inc rose from the Ashes and took over for their “urban concept” aimed at the sassy, young, rich British male consumer market. And we all know how well they're doing.

Reds visit Fortress Ewood - Blackburn 0-0 Liverpool

To make sure a win not be served on a plate
Rushed was the return of Big Sam Fergie’s mate

Grand Torres still out for a successive fifth
Powerless to help the Reds clamber up from sixth

Momentous for the skipper reaching 500 not out
There on the grim climate added to a drought

Rovers did once spring the trap with Blue Di Santo
Carra’s recovery added a little Christmas panto

So, in gratitude for the cordiality of the hosts
“Wash” fittingly shinned one onto the post

Clash was certainly not "Arte et labore"
Better celebrated as an annoying bore draw

Away Reds radiantly chanted where they stood
Benitez remained upbeat, we all knew Ewood

Handful call for Rafa to take sabbatical leave
The absolute majority still very much believe

Guess a point is better than leaving with nowt
Silver hunt this term still not Rover and out

06.12.09

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Mery xmas from Tiger & Elin

Joseph’s derby gifts – Everton 0-2 Liverpool

Leisured Sunday stroll across Stanley Park
Prized buckshot by El Jefecito
In tune for the 212th Mersey Derby
Ball glancing off ever ready Yobo

With Torres still on absence leave
Maybe a cameo from Aquilani?
Pepe heroics with the world’s number one
Fearless from Tiny Tim and Fellaini

Rising Goodison voices beckoned the Yak
Beyond belief miss by Belayet
Toffees then hit the net twice
But Jo Alves both times the culprit

Visiting Reds shouted 'ole!’
For Mr Wiley a job well done
St Domingo's were soon two adrift
By He Man the Fishermans son

Ill fated Yobo gifted again
Today there would be no bailout
With much love from Katwijk aan Zee
Gift wrapped by the workhorse Dirk Kuyt

29.11.09

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Spoils shared on Placenta stage - Liverpool 2-2 Man City

Beating paths to a Belgrade casualty ward
Half the Gaffer’s men waiting to be restored

Looking to brush the Blues with Rafa’s broom
First half bore the hallmarks of winter gloom

Roars for Skittles goal heard from Tennessee
Emanuelle’s leap straight from an adult movie

“Non zonal” marking left the poaching Ireland free
Equaliser crashed home by star man Yossi

“We want three, we want three” zealous Reds hiss
Maybe could’ve been, but for Lucas’ glorious miss

City equalled a proud record with the draw
A feat last seen just before the first Great War

21.11.09

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First Ark to Alpha Centauri movie launched

Emdad Rahman

First Ark to Alpha Centauri – the movie, based on Abdul Ahad’s groundbreaking novels was launched amidst much fanfare in Luton.

The launch programme was presented by Julia Rose Brownlee, and amongst the usual glitterati, was attended by many well known print and broadcast journalists.

The evening focused on celebrating the shooting of the movie, based on the First Ark to Alpha Centauri sci-fi series.

The Lord Mayor of Luton, Councilor Mohammed Riaz inaugurated the event at the Dallow Learning and Community Centre, near Kingsway in Luton.

He said that making a “zero budget” feature film takes great courage and dedication from any aspiring film maker, and that making a sci-fi feature film without financial backing was even more of a daunting exercise.

Mayor Riaz said; “I am impressed by all the many great things I have read about Abdul Ahad and his talents in science and literature over the past 5 years. I can’t recall the last time when someone quite excited the town’s people of Luton with a dream based on a work of fiction that this young man and his fans here tonight, and also those around the world via the internet, are all so excited about.

“In my experience, talented authors and visionary scientists like Abdul Ahad do not come about all that often.

“I believe there is much educational value behind this First Ark to Alpha Centauri vision, not just for the adult population of our town, for which I serve as Mayor, but also the younger generation of girls and boys growing up across all our boroughs.”

“I am further heartened by the sheer amount of courage and determination shown by this young man, since he began on this journey alone back in 2004. Abdul Ahad has realised part of his potential through two back to back science fiction novel publications in his First Ark to Alpha Centauri series, and now he is eager to make a cinematic film from his first book.

For any aspiring film maker to start on a goal of making a feature length film on a “zero budget” is a remarkable deed of courage indeed.

To make a sci-fi film on a “zero budget” is even more outrageously so,” he added.

“For this project to be successful, I will need the support of all,” said Ahad.

Ahad’s bold move is put into perspective when he outlined that he has no finances and has “borrowed” the use houses, cars, rehearsal venues, acting talent for shooting. “For some scenes, I will even need our local Cineworld cinema, the Liquid nightclub dance hall in Gordon Street, and even the whole of our Town Hall!” he added.

Robert Enke

On the horizon rose the unbearable dark cloud
Lurking within the beloved of the Hannover crowd

Powerless to escape a prison void of the key
With no one seeming to hear that silent plea

Condemning one to Judge, Jury, Executioner
Unable to ward off the murky sombre

At length it besieged Jena’s gallant son
Despondent icon ultimately caught up and outrun

Reeking frantic desolation and a feeling so low
Poor Robert succumbed to that terrible foe

Unable to hold sway over that skulking inner rage
Joined Lara eagerly awaiting her Daddy backstage

“Stunned” Michael Ballack struggled with the madness
Dazed Kaiser Beckenbauer uttered “unending sadness”

Distraught Head Coach Loew left “mourning deeply”
“A man with a capital M,” Nuno Gomes said forlornly

For the custodian of pitch forts of bricks and mortar
”Barcelona is in mourning,” whispered Senor Laporta

Neustadt am Rübenberge may have claimed the great man
But coveted is his memory with every football fan
Robert Enke - 24 August 1977–10 November 2009

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Robert Enke

Just wanted to Big Up the Northern Irish. I was delighted with tonight's immaculately observed minute's silence for Robert Enke at the Oval, Belfast :)

Anfield Blues – Liverpool 2-2 Birmingham City

Mcleish’s men travel up from the Midlands
Kop hammer the Anfield bass drum
Now to reduce the 12 point gap
With a good kick up the Brum

Unrelenting pressure stirs the hordes
Not that anyone needed any proof
Clinical finish with a far post volley
David Ngog lifting the roof

But then the wrath of Benitez descends
No known blood ties with the gaffer
Thumped hard by the preaching Christian
Aghast stood his namesake Rafa

Home crowd go eerily silent
Jerome chooses to hit a cracker
Missing again the spine of the team
And a mega Moneybags backer

Reds welcome in two icons
Il Principe Alberto Aquilani
Converting the fruits of Ngog’s dive
All rise for the return of the Big G

Another discouraging home draw
More ambience at a recital
Euro dream all but damned
Is it also goodbye to the title?

09.11.09

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Fireworks as Sporting Bengal beat Deal Town in 10 goal thriller

Sporting Bengal United turned on the style to defeat Deal Town in a mesmerising home match.

Mamun Chowdhury’s boys got off to the worst possible start, conceding an early penalty after keeper Shamim felled the Deal Town centre forward.

Takaloo obliged, duly stepping up to shoot past the Bengal keeper. Deal began to dominate and Bengal were left scrapping for opportunities in the middle of the park. Goal opportunities dried up as a disciplined Deal restricted Bengal to hopeful long range punts.

“We were giving the ball away too easily,” said Sporting Gaffer Mamun Chowdhury.

The disciplined Deal approach paid dividends as Takaloo sprung the Bengal rearguard, found space and cleverly lobbed Shamim from outside the area.

Buoyed by the goal, the travelling Deal team and support scented blood. Sporting though responded well and were unlucky not to pull a goal back, Prince Pippin just failing to convert the chance created for him.

Bengal began to assert pressure and the pressure tide changed with a goal, Luton based hotshot Yasser Rashid striking magnificently from 30 yards. Rashid’s goal scoring exploits are legendary, and some may recall the 53 goals he notched for United Sporting Luton during the 2007/2008 season.

Though Bengal applied a steady wave of pressure, it was not long before Deal restored their 2 goal advantage against the run of play, with Govey taking advantage of a shaky defence.

Chowdhury did not waste time and made changes during the break by introducing Justin and John Donoughie to the game. It was to prove a tactical masterstroke and paid immediate dividends. With a more spirited attack, both Justin and Yasser went close before Donoughie scored his first Bengal goal to once again cut the lead to a solitary goal.

Chowdhury ordered his team forward, demanding more effort. The pressure paid off and in the 75th minute Pippin made up for his earlier miss, turning two Deal defenders and shooting low and hard from outside the box to equalise.

There were more twists to come, and it was a mere 3 minutes before the brilliant Takaloo who completed his hat trick and Deal’s 4th.

Battered Sporting did not give up and kept chipping at the Deal rearguard with neat attacking forays. A moment of magic was needed and it was that man Yasser Rashid again, who picking up the ball 35 yards out, skipped a lunch before thundering home another wonder strike.

Amazingly, both teams continued to play The game had opened up and both teams looking for an amazing 5th goal.
In a rare forward move, Bengal centre back Aaron Hutchins picked the ball up in his own half and played a one two with substitute Justin Zackaria. Hutchins found himself in unfamiliar territory with Zackaria’s return. The stopper’s thunderbolt struck the post and sneaked past the Deal goalkeeper for the clincher and Sporting's 5th of the game. In the dying minutes, the splendid Rashid fluffed a sitter, followed by a terrific save by the Deal keeper a few minutes later. Rashid changed roles, turning provider by crossing deep into injury time for Donoughie to score his second and Sportings 6th.
The celebrations erupted at the final whistle seconds later. Manager Mamun Chowdhury said, "At half time we were very much second best team and Deal deserved the 2 goal lead.

“I told the boys they had to play with a bit more belief as we have a lot of talent in the camp. John (Donoughie) made a massive impact as sub and Yasser’s performance was star quality.

“The boys showed tremendous character and belief in the second half to clinch the 3 points, I am very proud of them."

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Something at the back of the garden

Ismael Rahman

Everyone was asleep on my road and feeling thirsty, I went down to the kitchen for water. Hearing something move behind the garden shed shocked me.
Convinced it was a ghostly something, I slowly got out the torch, deciding to go out into the darkness to check what lay behind the shed.

Instead I shouted “MUM! DAD! I THINK THERES A GHOST BEHIND THE SHED!” My parents came running down and I shakily told them all.

Mum didn’t believe me; “don’t talk such nonsense!” she laughed.
Dad seemed scared although he didn’t admit it; “What’s the point of waking me up? It’s tough being a Premiership footballer!” And back to bed they went.

“Gotta do it all myself,” I muttered. When the house was settled again, I stepped into the garden. It was dark, eerie and there was no light. I wondered if this was the witching hour as the icy wind whispered into my ear.

Slowly creeping towards my fear, I heard rustling and a sniffle. Something was definitely there. My heart raced and I was sweating despite the low temperature. It was too late to call my uncle now. The drumming in my chest became faster and louder till I couldn’t take no more.

Lunging forward fast and round the back of the shed I maniacally shone my torch brightly.
To my astonishment, it was a family of foxes. “Could be worse,” I snarled as I sprinted back to the safety of my warm bed.

QPM Phil Buckley’s Bangladesh Bike Ride

Emdad Rahman

Oldham legend Phil Buckley is more than a renowned name in Oldham.

Phil Bhai – and an old friend of mine, contacted me recently, waxing lyrical about his most recent trip to Bangladesh. The former Westwood and Coldhurst PC became a familiar face during his popular beat patrols and bonding within Oldham's Bangladesh community for 10 years. Phil opted for a marathon bike ride in Bangladesh after deciding to get back into shape again; “18 months ago, I looked at myself in the mirror, but was not happy with what I saw,” say’s Phil. “I was putting on too much weight and most of it around my waist.”

The answer for Phil lay in the flat, dusty roads of Bangladesh, with it’s radiant skies and sizzling hot sunshine. “A marathon Bike Ride is what I needed, it would be just the tonic,” Phil decided.

12 months on, and Phil Bhai has just completed his 6th visit to Bangladesh; “I’m also almost 3 stones lighter with three inches trimmed off may waist,” he laughs.

Phil and his team from the UK completed a gruelling 350 mile bike ride from Sylhet to Cox’s Bazar, all within 6 days. All this took place during the daylight hours of the blistering hot Bangladeshi daytime heat. This was the single most difficult obstacle for the team; “the soaring temperatures approached 100 degrees,” said Phil.

The initial plan for team Oldham was to take 15 cyclists to Bangladesh. Trained, geared up and set to fly out to the Motherland, the team were hit by a setback in the shape of the BDR mutiny conflict in the Capital, Dhaka.

Naturally, members became apprehensive and dropped out after evaluating the overall situation. This left just three to travel to Sylhet. Phil’s companions were Azmol Khan (Crouchy), from Oldham and Salam from London. The trio had painstakingly prepared for the great challenge ahead. All aspects of training had been covered – “All 3 of us had trained hard in previous months, riding our bikes through the cold wet British winter, sometimes cycling though snowdrifts,” Phil said. But would this be enough to prepare for the oven temperatures of the Bangladeshi summer?

Upon arrival, Phil and the boys quickly set about preparing for the big ride. “Our route would take us from Sylhet City with overnight stops in Hotels and Rest Houses in Hobiganj..Brahmanbaria, Feni, Comilla, Chittagong, then onto Cox’s Bazar,” said Phil.

Crouchy damaged 2 bikes during his ride and these were repaired expertly at Rickshaw workshops on side roads. Phil say’s this was a great opportunity to recuperate tired limbs, regain energy and mingle with the locals. “Moments after getting off our bikes we were soon surrounded by crowds of curious villagers, eager to see a tall white man in tight Lycra cycling shorts,” he chortled

To recuperate the team drank gallons of water, stuffed themselves on Bananas with tasty parati bread, juicy pineapples and boiled eggs for energy. “We also had special high energy drinks to combat the scorching hot temperatures,” he said.

Phil, Crouchy and Salam averaged 50 miles per day with a 100 mile lung busting ride on the final leg from Chittagong to the finish in Cox’s Bazar.

“Although we were absolutely physically and mentally shattered, the sight of a signpost bearing the legend - 10 kilometres to Cox’s and the longest beach in the world, lifted our spirits,” added Phil. “We cycled onto the beach, then ran into the sea and a well earned soaking in the warm waters of the Bay of Bengal.

The trio were given a warm reception by the British High Commission in Dhaka. Phil’s other memories are of watching young Bangladeshi boys playing cricket at 7.30 in the early morning sun. He enjoyed testing his Bangla and is best pleased with his dark tan.

Asked if he will go back, Phil, holder of a Queen's Police Medal, doesn’t flinch – “of course,” he grins. “”Many times more I hope.” Appropriate choice of words from a man Bangladeshis see as their own.

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Whipped scream at the Cottage - Fulham 3-1 Liverpool

Trick or treat time in the Capital
Craven provides an eve of fright
Red trip down South for All Hallow’s Eve
Jack O’ Lanterns in the stands shine bright

Duff cross begins Snap Apple Night
Zamora drives home the pumpkin
Ghouls in Johnny Haynes screech and cackle
El Nino’s buckshot silences the din

Erik the Viking turns Grim Reaper
Thump before Degen saw Red
Crimson mist as Carra hits the shower
Dempsey seals it on the Festival of the Dead

Fifth loss one hell of a haunted hayroll
Garlic necklace to ward off the rotting?
Hodgson the Warlock hit the hammer with force
How Wolfman Gerrard must be hissing

Mr Maudes must have rued a few black cats
Missing Johnson, Aurelio, Skrtel
Further weakened with Lyon in mind
Torres sub was from the paranormal

The Gaffer reaches for the ghoul aid
“Boo” scrawled on a discarded ticket stub
“Grave problem,” the minority shriek
Positive still remain his fang club

Sure enough Rafa will raise the spirits
Were surely not out by a long sight
Steadfast in the Anfield hotseat
With him it was always love at first bite

31.10.09

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Curry compounds kill cancer cells

Molecules found in a curry spice have been shown to kill oesophageal cancer cells in the laboratory, reveals research published in the British Journal of Cancer this week.

Scientists at the Cork Cancer Research Centre, UCC, treated oesophageal cancer cells with curcumin – a chemical found in the curry spice tumeric. They found that curcumin started to kill cancer cells within 24 hours. The cells also began to digest themselves. The results additionally showed that curcumin kills cells by triggering lethal cell death signals.

“These exciting results suggest that scientists could develop curcumin as a potential anti-cancer drug to treat oesophageal cancer,” says Dr Sharon McKenna, lead study author at the Cork Cancer Research Centre, UCC.
“Scientists have known for a long time that natural compounds have the potential to treat faulty cells that have become cancerous and we suspected that curcumin might have therapeutic value.

Dr Geraldine O’Sullivan-Coyne, a medical researcher in our lab had been looking for new ways of killing resistant oesophageal cancer cells. She tested curcurmin on resistant cells and found that they started to die using an unexpected system of cell messages.”Normally, faulty cells die by committing programmed suicide – or apoptosis – which occurs when proteins called caspases are ‘switched on’ in cells. But these cells showed no evidence of suicide and the addition of a molecule that inhibits caspases and stops this ‘switch being flicked’, made no difference to the number of cells which died. This suggested that curcumin attacked the cancer cells using an alternative cell signalling system.

Each year around 350 people are diagnosed with oesophageal cancer in Ireland (7,800 in the UK). Less than 20 per cent of people survive oesophageal cancer beyond five years. It is the seventh most common cause of cancer death and accounts for around four per cent of all Irish cancer deaths.According to Professor Gerald O’Sullivan, Director of the Cork Cancer Research Centre at UCC, the research opens up the possibility that natural chemicals found in tumeric could be developed into new treatments for oesophageal cancer.

The incidence of oesophageal cancer has gone up by more than a half since the 70s, particularly in the Western world and this is thought to be linked to rising rates of obesity, alcohol intake and reflux disease, so finding ways to both treat and prevent this disease is extremely important. The development of natural compounds as chemo-preventative agents is also a very promising area of research”.

Comrade Jim – The spy who played for Spartak

Greet the first Brit to play in the USSR
Alexei Smertin’s translator at Pompey
Learned Scholar who trained as a spy
Whilst sharing tea with high society

Strolled the road trodden by Bennett and Frayn
Stationed to Berlin for National Service
Eavesdropped communiqués now and then
And fraternised with local servicemen

Round leather bag again the common bridge
With a drunk centre back appearing grim
So a debut in front of a 50,000 mass
Lenin stadium stood to salute Communist Jim

Centre half a close "friend of the green snake"
Led to an opportunity almost 50 years ago
Therefore Jim donned the illustrious red and white
Running out to face Tashkent side Pakhtakor

It finished 2-2 for the Soviet juggernaut
"Chopper" aptly christened before the game
Though presented in public as Yakov Iordanov
Russian version of the lofty giants name

The Diplomat did enough to reappear
First Briton to play the Soviet league
Against Khairat Almaty in the next match
Denials simply add to the intrigue

Brush with national skipper Igor Netto
Authored the "Sport in Soviet Society"
Plenty for some, but not espionage Jim
Red exploits weave a quite brilliant story

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Red Armada - Liverpool 2-1 Manchester United

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Back on track, though I’d seriously never stressed that much
Protest boos would very soon change to cheers
Torres eased the pressure with a sublime strike
To end the worst spell for 22 years

Beach balls hurled onto the turf moments before kick off
Kop too let loose their salvo moments later
5th defeat would be the worst run for 56 years
And the fallen hero now branded a traitor

Whilst Psycho Vidic completed his hat trick
Masch also shelved for being too plucky
Steel aplenty as Chelski’s lead cut to six points
Whereas Carra was indeed very lucky

Pre-match disapproval vented at Hicks and Gillett
Gerrard’s injured groin added to the dismay
Devils stopped from reclaiming top spot
With a most dazzling and fervent display

Cue to plan United encircle Andre Marriner
Remonstrating two feeble penalty appeals
In the 65th Yossi slips in to Torres who turns Rio
Rising shot sends the Kop head over heels

Old hero Owen abused from all four corners
Amphitheatre converts to a cauldron of abuse
Is this another stroke from the wily Taggart?
But too difficult to ignore the howls and boos

Walk on, walk on! Gerry Marsden rings out true
What’s this an assist from Lukas Leiva?
Deep into what’s now billed United time
Goal machine Ngog slots past Van Der Sar

Cantona masks turn bitter and ugly
Anfield combat zone exhausted and charred
Perfect for the Gaffer’s 200th game in charge
All stand together and hail the Spaniard

25.10.09

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Hope (Powell)

It’s brainstorming time at Grimsby, out comes the marker
Inventory of the merits of the prototype manager

“European knowledge a chief ingredient”
4 major tournaments and the nation’s adorement

Job description insists on “first-rate (wo)man management”
“Coach of the national team,” is the cliques lament

“We need someone special with a proven pedigree”
66 caps, 35 goals, Hope can guarantee

Silverware and honours most certainly applicable
Hat trick of FA cups and the League and Cup double

“Thorough understanding of the international game?”
“Add National vice captain,” to Hope’s mushrooming fame

“Ok, how about a touch of celebrity?” some yammer
“Ok, Sister of a feted ex Libertines Drummer?”

They exclaim, “find the best (wo)man to fit the frame
Distinctive name from English football’s hall of fame

After Grimsby give the elbow to Gaffer Mike Newell
Take a moment to mull over the FA’s crown jewel

More apt after Mr Newell’s lineswoman drama
Hope, Toffees Marley or Rehanne from Leicester?

Many illustrious Mariners have trodden the slope
Shankly, McMenemy, Buckley, and now maybe Hope?

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Balloon punctures Red march - Sunderland 1-0 Liverpool

Life proved a beach for the men from the Mersey
Out to prove they’re not a two man team
Reds flopped at the Stadium of Light
As 47,000 Black Cats took home the cream

Darren Bent did his prospects no harm
Ex Spur on a charge to enthral
Red hurls a round object on the grass
Thus the winner glances off a beach ball

With United heading the table
Anceloti’s men dropped three points
Devoid of injured Gerrard and Torres
The boys still managed to disappoint

Superfan Neil Wilkinson facebooked me
“Played off the park,” his signature tune
“You're not singing anymore,” was the chant
“Liverpool’s best player was the balloon”

Rafa refused to cite 'bad luck'
Still the goal was somewhat absurd
Dubious one by Bent or balloon
Were deflated but still undeterred

17.10.09

Number 7
(c) Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Sunderland 1-0 Liverpool - A Balloon SCORES!!! (Soccer Saturday)

Mujh singing live - "Mere Mehboob"

Caption comp :)

Reds concede the Bridge - Chelsea 2-0 Liverpool

Glen Johnson returned to his old stomping ground
Anelka prowled the Bridge like a ravenous hellhound

Applied the deadly killer punch on the hour
Florent’s late gift before the boys hit the shower

Stevie, Toro, Carra appeared very much jaded
In effect the whole team momentarily faded

With any luck it’s just a momentary blight
Have faith for surely Rafa will get it all right

Third battle defeat, but still remains the war
Red army though continue to sing for evermore

04.10.09

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Samaritan Phil (Brown)

Inquest pre massacre at mighty Anfield
City strolled down to the Humber
One of the world’s prime suspensions
To try halt their Premier slumber

Whilst team Hull sought “clarity”
During a river walk last Wednesday
Said Phil, “we saved a girl actually”
“Considering her future shall we say”

Buoyant deed may not suffice
Tigers for the drop many will wager
And with that therein endeth
The story of the 40 plus teenager

With a grim 4 points from 7 starts
Good old Phil we cheered, ah bless!
A break for the Tandoori tan
Or simply a forlorn Tigress?

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

24 hour book - the open allotment

24 hour book project

In collaboration with if:book, The Society of Young Publishers and CompletelyNovel.com, Spread the Word has commissioned The 24 Hour Book, a groundbreaking project to challenge a group of writers to write a new story about London in just 24 hours.

This is my contribution... Contribute here...( scroll to bottom of page )

And soon enough the allotment would be transferred into a mini bartering stall, buying and selling goods to raise further funds for those fortunate enough to secure a plot. “This,” thought Sidney would lead to major ramifications. “God knows who’d turn up,” he muttered with bated breath. Local people, the curious, this arty farties, the press, law enforcement...

He stares at the smelly woman, who shrilly announces herself as Avril – “gosh, how he hates her. It takes Sidney the greatest of willpower to stop throwing up when she offers her pale, small, callous ridden, dirty fingernailed hands in a regular friendly gesture. Sidney had never offered more than a grunt and a nod, a simple acknowledgment, for he loathed her more than that rotting thing that was commonly referred to as a corpse.

“Everybody’s talking about a dead body,” he screams silently. “The dead body, a dead body, the dead body, a dead body!” Despite the harsh weather, Sidney had started to perspire – “Jacket potato,” he whispers. Sidney had heard local youth hoodlums whispering, an urban myth, but he knew so much better. The lady in the store topping up her Oyster; “give her a one way ticket Endsville..”

Sidney jumps, his mobile resonates the daft sounding Hurdy Gurdy, rattling away with the phones vibrations. Sidney loathed the ringtone, but just didn’t know how to change it.

And later...

For after all this was a traditional British allotment growing traditional British veg. It would produce plenty. Not enough to shun the supermarkets, but plenty to share out.

Sidney reminisced fondly, recollecting Derek Trotter and Uncle Albert Trotter giving posh entrepreneur Miles a guided tour of their recently cleared plot and (by chance) discovering that money printing venture – the miraculous Peckham Spring.

Sure enough a discovery would be made here none too soon. Earlier than anticipated, but nevertheless inevitable. And when that happened maybe a little hell would break loose. The snoop parade would be over, pristine uniforms, flashing badges, Hollywood suits, Panda cars, and the flashing lights, oh the lights!

Sidney would join in the search. He’d wear the campaign T shirt, run errands, whilst stifling the volcanic bile rising from the pit of his stomach.

He was violently back to good old planet earth by a hellish wail, no a shriek, he was sure he’d heard a bloodcurdling one – after all such howls frequented his dreams during large segments of what he referred to as the “dark hours.” Had the discovery been made? Sidney’s head whirred as his mind instantly replayed the dozen possibilities he had he had countless played out. The moment of truth had arrived, the body, or what was left of it had been discovered. Surprisingly he felt no fear, no shakiness, perspiration and he even found himself stretching to extend and straighten his lanky gait and posture. Just a sure feeling of what was soon to follow. Sidney was ready, he’d savour what was to happen, enjoy the torment and grief. He’d manipulate and throw many off guard. And then he’d accept his sure to come fate, meet his destiny, embrace it.

The electric signals sent another scene flashing through his mind, that of John Doe, lucid and calm, rising up to meet the bullet fired by Detective Mills that would penetrate his skull in se7en. He would as such embrace his destiny.

Eid festivity celebrations draws in the crowds - Eid in the Square 2009

www.islamonline.net
Emdad Rahman

The English capital was once again filed with much colour, fervour, celebration and vivacity as people from diverse communities and walks of life came together to celebrate Eid Ul Fitr.

A fun day out for all Londoners saw this annual event bring together thousands of Londoners, providing a vast and plentiful array of childrens activities, stalls and live performances.

For the fourth year running, the office of the Mayor of London, with the assistance of the Muslim Council of Britain, came together to bring 'Eid in the Square.'

Trafalgar Square was transformed into a performance tent with the landmark Square playing host to storytellers, exhibitions, singers, musicians and theatre.

Guests were also treated to a superb range of nasheeds by various artists. Included were live performances and acts from Pearls of Islam, Mecca2Medina and Ashiq Ar Rasul amongst others.

The now customary Eid in the Square celebrations presented by Murtaza ‘Murtz’ Ali, Aki Dean & Saba Zaman were first announced and celebrated in 2006, in a huge event in Trafalgar Square organised by the Mayor of London and the Muslim Council of Britain.

The celebrations and festivities have continued to be held on an annual basis and have become more more vibrant, colourful and popular by the year.

“It’s a beautiful day, and a great time to celebrate this wonderful time,” said Aaley Hilmi, 24.

“I’ve travelled from Birmingham to join all the people I see around me. It’s my first time here and it’s beautiful to see so many different humans happy on one plain.”

The performance and exhibition tent featured beautiful works of Islamic Art and Islamic Ceramics. There was also a “Reelhood” Screening by the Muslim Youth Helpline.

Huwa, 17 lives in London; “I’ve really had an enjoyable day,” she told Islam Online.

“Eid in the Square is a wonderful opportunity for London's communities to come together. We are thankful to Mayor Boris for facilitating this.”

This year there was an additional children’s Marquee on the North Terrace with lots of fun with calligraphy, painting and other activities. The Light of Guidance Theatre were also in top form, delivering performances on contemporary issues and the resonance of Islam’s teachings in today’s world.

The group specially produced ‘Who’ll win the Million?’ for Eid in the Square, a short play about Abdul Malik, who hopes to win a million dinars to visit his grandson Adam in London and soon finds himself in the hotseat of the Arab version of ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’.

Shaheena Bibi got drooling tastebuds in a frenzy as she talked delicious Eid foods of all cultures, whilst Mohsen Keiany talked about his Persian art.

Attendees were also treated to a sneak preview of Mahmood Jamal’s soon to be launched Penguin Book of Mystical Verse.

Mounir Saidoune and Tayeb Fghoul from North African Arts W10 treated London to classic north African drumming.

There was also an ensemble from Sajid Ahmed Khan, the foremost exponent of Qawwali in Europe.

“Over the years Eid in the Square has broken down and challenged many misconceptions about Muslims,” said Sara, a resident of Greenwich borough. “This is the second time I have attended. I enjoyed the performances and Shelina’s hosting so much last year I’m back for more. I haven’t been disappointed.”

As readers will be mostly aware Eid in the Square celebrates the end of the holy month of Ramadan and the glorious day of Eid Ul Fitr. The day of Eid is one of both cultural significant in Islamic life as well as an occasion for spiritual blessings. It is a festival of great happiness and celebration and is rejoiced by millions of Muslims around the world, bringing communities, families and friends together.

Profanity poser!

Let me firstly clarify categorically that this is no British Museum exhibit, nor papyrus from ancient Egypt.

Students pointed this out on the class wall this morning, but I'd subconsciously ignored them until the size of the text hit me on the forehead.

With no white paint to hand, I had to get into Grafitti mode for this - took me back to my teens and a few proper private reminiscing smiles. Did an initial cover up, but the crafty lot pointed that I'd made it more blatant. After getting to grips with a black marker I ended up with this masterpiece.

Mohammed Ali Aerosol Arabic eat your heart out!

Disclaimer:-
At no point have I invited the reader or mentioned that this is a guess the profanity note.....

Gurjeet weds Harpreet

Spotted this unique legend during the school run. Congratulations and very best wishes to the happy couple :)

Caption comp

Toro tiger thrashing – Liverpool 6-1 hull

“Bluddy targers” hummed the away end
Six in the net by the end lull
Virtuoso Toro’s dazzling hat-trick
As Anfield steamrolled Hull

Early doors saw Geo's volleyed leveller
Feverish Tigers on the Myrrh bile
El Nino shrewdly waltzes for two
Match ball bagged in a short while

Stevie’s strike or cross makes it four
Reds now in no mood for jerkin
Babel’s tapped fifth from Kuyt
Albert’s in no mood for larkin

Over a can of kirk-a-curler
Muse lickle Liam debuting afresh
Tan fast becoming the look of a nunty
And the basements exceedingly nesh

Sir the Reds now six games unbeaten
Eighteen clocked leaving rivals to mull
Humber sorrows in a parnta marld
Whilst Redmen smugly dine in Hull

26.09.09

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Renewed appeal for Atek Hussain

Daughter pleads for information regarding brutal murder
Emdad Rahman

The daughter of a viciously murdered Bangladeshi man has renewed appeals for information about a murder committed 15 years ago. The deceased victim Atek, Hussain,(known as Shelim) 32, father of three, was knifed in the chest yards from his front door in Burnels Avenue, East Ham, East London, at 2.30 a.m. on Sunday, September 18th, 1994.


Mr. Hussain, who had just finished working at his restaurant in Croydon, managed to stagger to his home and tell his family that his attackers were “Asian” before collapsing.

Yasmin Hussain is anxiously looking for information that may provide a link or clues regarding the dreadful and fatal stabbing of her Father.

Yasmin described how her late Father after being attacked, had managed to crawl and stagger to his doorstep. Before collapsing, he had been able to tell family members that the attackers were Asian in origin.

The late Mr Hussain had returned home in the early hours after completing his working shift and duties at his family’s restaurant - Warlingham Tandoori.

After arriving home, he was attacked after he had locked his Vauxhall Cavalier and was strolling towards his front door.

His daughter Yasmin is restless; "As I’ve said many times, we cannot and won’t be able to rest until we find out who the perpetrators were that committed this attack on our father.

"Someone somewhere must know something about this incident and we ask them to please help us find our father's killer.I am seeking the help of the East London community to think back 15 years and see if they remember anything that may be connected to this murder.

"It has been fifteen years since our beloved Father’s tragic death and we refuse to give up hope of finally catching the person responsible."

A spokesman for the Murder Review Group said: "Mr Hussain was a devoted family man who worked hard to maintain his restaurant business.

"We now urge anyone who has information about this incident to contact Murder Review team or Crime Stoppers on 0800 555 111.

Victory for Tower Hamlets ESOL

Emdad Rahman
An emergency meeting was called yesterday at the St Barnabas Church, on the junction of Roman Road yesterday to discuss a groundbreaking offer made by Tower Hamlets Colleges Principal Michael Farley.

The meeting attended by 160 supporters of ESOl cut protestors, confirmed reports of an astonishing U turn by the College. After months of lobbying, strikes and demonstrations by staff, well wishers and pupils.

ESOL classes will continue in Tower Hamlets and whilst some teaching staff have opted for redundancy packages, there will be no compulsory redundancies. College Chiefs also gave into demands to curt A level provision from 5 to 4.5 hours.

Tower Hamlets has been the focal point of the UK fight against education cuts, with the eyes of the nation on the borough. The peaceful protests had not been witnessed for over ten years.

"This is the result of 21 days of blood, sweat and tears," said Mark Winter. "This has been a fantastic victory and the most democratic process ever.

"There has been tremendous creativity and energy, " added Winter.

ESOL classes have also commenced at John Scurr Community Centre, though these classes are not a part of the College or officially sanctioned by the institution, and can not be seen as a replacement for the lost classes)

As reported earlier, Tower Hamlets Colleges management had embarked on a series of cuts and forced redundancies to reduce access to education in Tower Hamlets. This in turn would have particularly effect ESOL provision in the Borough. The Senior Management of the College were accused of having treated all their staff with contempt and for a very long time, refused to discuss or delay this action. They also refused to consider the impact that these cuts will have on the local community.

The vast majority of the teaching staff at the college eventually resorted to all out indefinite strike, starting on August 27th, and still going strong this week. “It is Michael Farley's lack of people management skills that has got the College into the mess that it is now in,” said a supporter of the strikers.

“It is clear that he is intends to continue to take an antagonistic approach to his staff, and is willing to provoke a major dispute over just 4 FTE positions (that's 13 people), amounting to approx £250 000 of the College budget.”

A spokesperson said; “Negotiations have finally started to take place, Michael Farley has decided that it might be a good idea to actually talk to us.

“However, it has become increasingly clear that he doesn't understand the dispute, he thinks its about his right to make people compulsory redundant.

“It's not - It's about how he makes people compulsory redundant, all his staff want is the right to be treated with some respect.

“That the values that the college has long been justifiably proud of are protected.”

Ramadan complaints

I have never met a Muslim who has told their non Muslim friend, counterpart, colleague, neighbour to refrain from eating whilst they fast. This is a myth and the feature pictured is very misleading. The responses make me want to throw up. I get worried of the bile directed through the aggressive responses. Muslims can't be responsible for the directives of the PC brigade. Ignorance is no excuse, plus there's so much information on fasting and Ramadan out there. I have personally put colleagues at ease when they have become nervous about eating or drinking amongst those of us who are fasting - "It'll take more than a manky cheese sarnie", is my usual wiseass remark.

Lost Sol

Sven thought he’d pulled the mighty scoop
But was soon very much in the soup
With barely one debut game to recoup
The colossus had left Notts in the loop
Peter Trembling was hardly cock a hoop
On 40k, no one really raised a whoop
With previous, no need for inside poop
Glaring at the matter through a loupe
Jeremiah was unimpressed by the group
Still sure enough to give one the Croup
With someone feeling on the end of a dupe
Will Sulzeer now regroup?
Maybe retire to a condo in Gaudelope

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Eid car hire lesson!!!

This work of art deserves a special mention. Don't ask me how the vehicle ended up in that almost snug position. The driver and one passenger scarpered on impact, even though the shattered glass on the passenger side eerily resembled a hollowed out skull on impact shape.

Only divine intervention had prevented a death. On the way home after work, the twisted metal piece was still in the same place. School children and parents walked past gasping, and the copper resembled a committed Museum valuable exhibit gendarme.

Incitement or a bit of fun haiku

nevilles stunts a hoot
Adebayor lambasted
What price parity

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football.poems.com

Barking Longbridge Muslims show the way forward

Emdad Rahman

In a neighbouring suburb of London significantly rife with racism and the reach of the BNP and far right, Muslim residents of the Longbridge and surrounding wards collective performed Eid prayers together last Sunday.

The special and milestone event, managed on behalf of the community by members of the Longbridge Bangladeshi Cultural Association, attended by young and old, was a fitting finale to the month long Ramadan prayers that had taken place within the same hall.

It was during the month of Ramadan that local Councillor Rocky Gill and Council leader Liam Smith had visited congregants, speaking to them and taking questions before the Taraweeh prayers. Councillor Gill in particular, along with his usual community commitments, has doggedly supported the increasing number of residents in the borough of Barking & Dagenham. The residents, mostly home buyers moving into the area have taken to the erstwhile Councillor and see him as one of their own. This is a spectacular achievement as the community, in most cases is a very sceptical one. This is very much a mark of Councillor Gill’s openness and the community’s willingness to work with him.

This general feeling was backed by Councillor Smith, who boldly announced to worshippers during his visit that; “if he had 51 Rocky Gills on the council,” the borough would be a completely and positively different one.

Councillor Smith also addressed community harmony and the rise of the BNP – he is somewhat qualified, being of Irish heritage and witnessing the difficulties faced by his parents and grandparents in London during the dark days of old.

This is the third time Ramadan prayers have been performed in a hired hall, and each year the number of attendees has risen considerably. Those attending have displayed exemplary conduct, responsibility and commitment and have proved themselves a credit to the borough. During the day of Eid, the heightened sense of unity and togetherness was a magic one and the large jam packed hall was illuminated by the radiant faces of youth and experience. An Imam had been on standby in case there was not enough space to accommodate all in one session and a second congregation had to take place. This in turn was not necessary as the last of the worshippers filled every available nook and cranny. This may however not be the case next year, and several congregations may very well be necessary.

Wherever Muslims have travelled, moved, relocated they have always made it a priority establish a Mosque. This is the hub of the community, the engine room, and has been negatively and wrongfully been painted in recent years.

After meeting with Councillors Smith and Gill it is hoped come Ramadan 2010 or 2011, the Muslim community in Barking will have their own Mosque and community Centre.



As a Taraweeh frontliner and opening batsman during the holy month of Ramadan, I witnessed all these fond recollections for myself. All praises are for Allah, whilst special thanks are reserved for the committee, all volunteers who were there, available, cleaning, serving, laying out and folding mats - with no personal recompense or requests for the whole month. Thanks to the attendees for their support and shining example, and the elected representatives for supporting the community to buoy itself. You are all an absolute credit.

The Eid prayers led by Imam Imran, were nothing short of a historical event. We hope that these efforts are a springboard to improving relationships between Britain’s wonderfully diverse communities. We hope that the steps being taken will foster greater understanding and break down barriers between humans.

We have that we will see strength in our differences. Differences that contribute towards making this Island the greatest place to live on the planet.

The Longbridge Bangladeshi Cultural Association’s community cohesion Eid party will take place in the Drama Hall at Barking Abbey School on October 2009. Everyone is invited to attend the celebration and there is no entry charge.

The Barking Bangladeshi Muslim Trust have organised an Eid Funday on October 11th 2009 at Eastbury School, Wilmington Road Entrance, Barking IG11 9UW. This is a free open event and is open for Muslims and non Muslims.

Linton Kwesi Johnson to headlineTUC Rhyme, Rhyth & Reason night

Philosophy Football have brought together a spell-binding line-up for the TUC to mix ideas and entertainment around the theme of 'Rhyme, Rhythm & Reason.' . Headlining will be the legendary Linton Kwesi Johnson, making a rare London appearance. Linton will be showcasing his work of dissenting poetry, with fellow dub poet, the incomparable Jean 'Binta' Breeze.

As always we seek to include the best of a new generation of young performers and this time we have one of the finest, performance poet and author Laura Dockrill, see www.myspace.com/lauradockrill

And opening the night, Congolese band, The Zong Zing All Stars.

Combining the rhyme and the rhythm with some reason will be TUC Deputy General Secretary Frances O' Grady, Paul Mason author of Meltdown : The End of the Age of Greed. Detailing the changing contours of class will be Lynsey Hanley, journalist and author of the wonderful Estates : An Intimate History while geographer Doreen Massey maps the impact of gobalisation on traditional trade union demands. Its a mix which designed to inspire, inform and entertain.

Wednesday 7 October, advance booking is strongly advised. At TUC Congress Centre. 23-28 Great Russell Street, London WC1.

Organised by Philosophy Football in association with the TUC 'Rhyme, Rhythm & Reason' is part of the international trade union movement's 'World Day For Decent Work' see www.wddw.org/-English-

Tickets just £9.99 (redeemable as a £5 discount off Philosophy Football T-shirts on the night)

To book click HERE www.philosophyfootball.com

Or call 020 8802 3499.

Bex & The Firm (Nick Love)

Fierce, dogged portrait of hooliganism
Adapted from Alan Clarke's earnest drama
Not a crack unit, more a motley crew
Bunch of louts just lacking a suit of armour

Playing to the funky tunes of The Gap Band
With Jam, Kool & The Gang
Donna Summer and Tears For Fears
Tainted Love belts out with a clang

Nick Love crafts a flash of scorching neon
1980s London sets the scene
Aspirants in Adidas and the latest Fila
With mostly heads of hair full of sheen

Dom ditches Terry from the housing estate
Bonding with the feared usual suspects
Heading the leading crew in the city
One can’t help but warm to Suzy and Bex

Soon Dom can’t escape the spiked glitz
His parents helplessly watch his demise
At odds with Bex's bully lieutenant Trigger
Snared Dom struggles with his goodbyes

"Watch your back - gonna slit you open like an envelope!"
On the mean streets storms are brewing
Bex though flourishes on the savagery
Fixation with Yeti in due course brings his ruin

Bex’s demise proves it’s all a mugs game
Hooliganism no more the rampaging bull
Ken Bates called for electrified fences
To try control and pen the “animal

Families flocked as bloodshed became bygone
With Margaret Thatcher’s "War Cabinet" team
Hooliganism now dubbed The English Disease
Soon came Moynihan’s attempted ID card scheme

Inspired by Nick Love's - The Firm

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Eid Mubarak to all readers

Police, Camera action!

There are over 4,000 fixed Gatso speed cameras currently in use by police forces and local authorities across the UK, accounting for 90% of all fixed speed cameras. The Gatso which uses radar technology, is used for fixed speed cameras, in-car mobile units, on tripods and can even be used from moving vehicles.

Fixed Gatso speed cameras are rear facing. This is so the cameras 'flash' does not blind oncoming motorists. Unfortunately, this also means the cameras are not always viewable until the last second (as pictured above). The cost of installing a Gatso speed camera is approximately £20,000, but can cost as much as £40,000 if located in a rural location, as the system requires a 240v power supply.

The fixed Gatso camera has the ability to take up to 400 pictures. Cameras in that are located in busy areas or are particularly hidden, often only last a few hours before the film runs out, soon recouping the £20,000-£40,000 price tag.

Gatso speed cameras can also identify between cars/vans and HGVs separately. For example, if the speed limit was 60mph for cars/vans and 40mph for HGVs the camera will enforce the two separate limits.

It is common for fixed Gatsos to be positioned so they can be turned around to check both sides of the road - but only one direction at a time.

On the M25 in Berkshire and Surrey Gatso speed cameras have been placed in gantries across the width of the motorway with all four lanes covered simultaneously.

Points and Penalties

Being prosecuted in the UK by a Gatso speed camera can result in a minimum of 3 penalty points and a £60 fine. Fine amounts are currently under review by the government and may increase in near future.

Source: Speed camera UK

Sleepy on the jobby

Couldn't resist this potshot - Though was afraid He'd wake up and catch me shooting. Had to employ some (naturally) crafty footwork, coupled with nimble fingerwork and hey presto!

Mind you it was Ramadan, so the brother had good reason I guess. I was just worried he's get a ticket :)

Torrific!

London’s East End came out to greet
For a tricky trip to the Clarets Boleyn
Zola’s men not a force to take lightly
Reds would have to dig deep within

Torres Sanz knocked in a brace
With Dirk Kuyt again hitting the mark
Brave fight back from resilient West Ham
In a thriller at Upton Park

New boy Diamanti equalled first with two touches
In form Cole levelled before the interval
Poor Behrami again forced to retire
Clearly stifling a passionate bawl

Livid Redmen remonstrated the penalty
Happy Hammers kissed the club crest
Diamanti had touched the ball twice
But Marriner rejected all protests

Pulsating game settled in the last quarter
Another pillaging Johnson raid
Babel chipping, deft, delicate and precise
El Nino laps up the accolade

Travelling Kop once again break voice
"We bought the lad from sunny Spain”
Stands heave with away fan enchantment
“He gets the ball and scores again"

20.09.09 - West Ham 2-3 Liverpool

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Lord Alan Sugar 'Muslim terror target' story was wrong, admits Sun

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Ramadan: An MOT for the Good of Britain

By Emdad Rahman
IOL Correspondent - UK

Full article - www.islamonline.net

The month of unadulterated focus, patience, understanding, generosity and reflection.

With open arms we welcome back an eagerly anticipated and much required guest. The joyous occasion of Ramadan is once again with us. Like all previous Ramadans, I hope to celebrate, enjoy and experience a very eventful month. I carry on as usual during this month, but focus on increasing my worship and remembrance of Allah.

Ramadan is like an MOT and service for Muslims. It is a period to regain focus and set new targets.

I strongly believe that Muslims at work and study should not use Ramadan as an excuse for slackness. After all, here in the UK we have a grand evening to look forward to. What I am stressing here is that in a lot of areas of the world our fellow Muslim brethren are not so fortunate. Due to their economic and welfare status, fasting is an every-day-reality for many. It is a magical month, a deeply spiritual period that promotes ?just like the Hajj? a sense of togetherness not felt during any part of the year.

Ramadan With Beloved Ones

Broadcaster and writer Nabila Pathan is looking forward to Ramadan with great anticipation; “Without a doubt, Ramadan for me is a real family and community event. For the past two years I have been sharing my Ramadan experience with the Muslim community in the South East of London, by hosting a live drive time show on Ramadan Radio. It was probably the largest number of people I have ever shared my Ramadan experience with!"

Nabila Pathan, who blogs at Wordplay, believes that Ramadan is a time of reflection and contemplation; “when you get to share your stories it comes to life. Therefore, I make it a point to always break my fast amongst family and friends."

“Not only does the shared experience keep the momentum of why we are fasting alive but it is a time that brings you closer to beloved ones, in a world that is increasingly busy and fast paced."

Ramadan's Charity

Imam Ilyas is a law student and leads Jumu`ah Prayers at the Al Aqsa Mosque in London’s Canary Wharf. An experienced Imam, the 29-year-old spoke to IOL, “I am leading the Tarawih Prayer for my growing congregation in our part of London."

Ilyas, who is teaching tafseer and hadith at a local institute, is spending a large part of his Ramadan engaged in TV fundraising for charities that support the helpless.

“Ramadan is an opportunity for us to encompass ourselves with the blessings of Allah. It is a time for giving and helping the needy. For British Muslims, this is an opportunity for us to share the best of our faith with the wider community. I would advise all Muslims to increase their worship during this bountiful period.”

A Training Ground

Imam IlyasLike many UK Muslims, Rahima Begum views Ramadan as a “training ground” for the year to come – “It is the month where all if’s and but’s are set aside and self control is exercised."

Begum is the Co-Director ofRestless Beings– a charity dedicated to alleviating suffering amongst children and families, including child prostitution and malnutrition.

She describes Ramadan as the month of unadulterated focus, a month of “patience, understanding, generosity and reflection.”

This will be the second Ramadan Rahima will observe devoid of the presence of her beloved father who passed away a year ago; “I will spend a lot of crucial time during Ramadan praying in abundance for him and his life in the hereafter and fulfilling the charities duties he carried out when he was around."

With no time off work, Ramadan to Rahima also means exerting self control - controlling her temper when being shoved like sardines in a tin on the central line; “this is an opportunity to communicate the essence of why I am fasting to inquisitive non Muslim colleagues and encouraging them to appreciate the importance of spirituality and Islam in ones life."

Greetings From Downing Street

Addressing Britain’s Muslims Prime Minister Gordon Brown has given his sincerest best wishes for the holy month of Ramadan.

Speaking from Downing Street, the PM said we should “celebrate the diversity that contributes to Britain’s strength” and “consider the contribution of Islam not just to Britain, but to the world”.

The PM also praised the huge contribution that Muslim’s have made to “our prosperity, our society and our culture”.

Muslims & Britain's Success

Ramadan teaches patience and humility, and reminds us of our shared moral universe; our obligation to others.

The message of empathy for the less fortunate is reflected in Ramadan by the daily fast. And Ramadan’s message of compassion and social justice spreads beyond Muslim communities; it speaks of shared values that unite us all.

The hadith of the Prophet Muhammad emphasise the duty of care we owe one another. So during this special month, let us also celebrate the diversity that contributes to Britain’s strength.

Muslims make a huge contribution to Britain’s success ? to our prosperity, our society and our culture. And of course, Ramadan is an opportune time to consider the contribution of Islam not just to Britain, but to the world: Islamic art, science, and philosophy have enriched our lives over many centuries.

The BIG IFtar event attended by thousands

Stars from the hit TV show, The Apprentice, teamed up with IF charity and other aid organisations including The Salvation Army and Thames Reach, to share a Ramadan IFtar meal (breaking of the fast) with London’s homeless.

Over 1200 people from all communities attended the event called ‘The BIG IFtar’, in East London’s Altab Ali Park to raise awareness about homeless communities around the world.

Former Apprentice celebrities, Tre Azzam, Shazia Wahab, Majid Nagra and Syed Ahmed donned their aprons and chef hats to help serve large quantities of biryani (rice and chicken), prepared for over 1000 local homeless people.

Local MP George Galloway and Baroness Pola Uddin spoke at the event, alongside the Leader of Tower Hamlets Council, Lutfur Rahman.
George Galloway said, “The BIG IFtar was a great way to recognise the plight of homeless people in our very own city. I am happy to support any future plans IF has to help the homeless in this Borough in particular the idea of providing food every Friday for the homeless in conjunction with many of the restaurants of Brick Lane”
Kathleen Isaac from Thames Reach highlighted the plight of homeless people in the borough with contributions also from Rizwan Hussain(Channel S) and Ajmal Masroor(Islam Channel).

Other Ramadan delights dished up by caterers Pride of Asia, on the day included samosas, pakoras, Indian sweets and an exotic fruit salad. The meal was served at sunset with several members of the homeless communities took to the stage to say a few words.

Entertainment continued throughout the evening with exclusive live performances from artists including Muslim hip hop group, Mecca2Medina, Khaleel Muhammad, Labbayk, Muslim Belaland British stand-up comedians,Prince Abdi and Jeff Mirza.

The event was part of the IFtar 10 000, “Around the World in 10 IFtars” campaign which continues in Bosnia, Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Kashmir, Somalia and Sudan until the end of Ramadan.

Ramadan desktop teaser!

Having a rare hunger pang, whilst sitting at my desktop I noticed this cheeky reminder, Ramadan guidance, followed by a "What's for lunch" slogan. Absolutely famished, at first I thought I was hallucinating...

All I needed was the sandwich lady to burst into the room... Heeelp!!!!

Yoss Do It! - Liverpool 4-0 Burnley

Where is Traore yelped the Claret
Yossi put their boys through the rinse
Dirk cracked one for good measure
With a cross shot and two tap ins

Rare off day for the great bear
Jensen huffed, puffed and flapped
Stalwart Alexander laboured
New boys were clinically zapped

Power play with exhuberance
Gerrard returned to the fray
No blots to mark this walk in the park
For what proved to be Yossi’s day

Liverpool 4-0 Burnley

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

UK Schools receive free copy of Muslim Science textbook

An educational foundation has announced plans to distribute free books to UK schools to highlight the scientific and cultural legacy of Muslim civilisation. 1001 Inventions is the brainchild of the Foundation for Science Technology and Civilisation (FSTC) – a network of academics dedicated to debunking the myth of the so-called “Dark Ages of Civilisation”.

Last month, atheism activist Richard Dawkins announced plans to distribute free DVDs to UK schools. Whilst FSTC does not consider it’s 1001 Inventions campaign a direct challenge to Dawkins, it does hope to encourage debate about the relationship between science, faith and culture.

FSTC has campaigned for school curriculums to acknowledge the scientific achievements of Muslim civilization for more than a decade. While the Dawkins campaign, supported by the British Humanist Association, positions science and religion as opposing forces, the 1001 Inventions project reminds us that for 1000 years the religious and the scientific were comfortable bedfellows and led to unprecedented openness to new ideas and social change.

The book that accompanies the project is entitled 1001 Inventions: Muslim Heritage in Our World and highlights the thousand years of social, scientific and technical achievements that are currently under-recognised in schools’ textbooks. The project aspires to deliver at least 3000 copies of the book to UK schools by October 2009, and is seeking public support for the campaign through a sponsorship scheme (as has Dawkins).

Professor Salim Al-Hassani, chief editor of the book, explained: “The period between the 7th and 17th centuries, that has been erroneously labeled ‘The Dark Ages’ was in fact a time of exceptional scientific and cultural advancement in China, India and the Arab world. This is the period in history that gave us the first manned flight, huge advances in engineering, the development of robotics and the foundations of modern mathematics, chemistry and physics.

“Whilst the Dawkins DVD teaches young people about ‘the experimental scientific method’, it fails to point out that it was pioneered by a religious physicist called Ibn-Al Haytham, who saw no conflict in being both a Muslim and a scientist. Our campaign is working to tell the story of the cultural origins of our present day science. A story that is often missing from our textbooks.”

The 1001 Inventions campaign was launched by the Foundation for Science, Technology and Civilisation (FSTC); a not-for-profit, non-religious and non-political body based in the UK but supported by academics from across the globe. The project has attracted the support of leading educators, scientists and politicians.

The book 1001 Inventions comes with a DVD, a poster set for classrooms, a free Teachers Pack and lesson plans. A nationwide campaign will be launched in September across the UK encouraging parents and teachers to provide children with a fair and accurate understanding of the debt modern society owes to other civilisations.

Further information is available at www.1001inventions.com or by visiting www.MuslimHeritage.com, which are the world’s leading online sources for Muslim heritage information.

Iftar in the park

Emdad Rahman

London Bangla reporter Toyris Miah is inviting everyone in sharing Iftar this Ramadhan. “The event that my friends and I have organised is an Iftar, (the evening meal that breaks each day's fast during Ramadhan), which will take place in a public park,” he said.
Everyone is welcome to attend the event, regardless of age, race or religion.

The fundraiser is on behalf of Muslim Aid, to raise money for those who will be affected by the harshness of the up-coming winter and other disasters in developing countries all over the world.

Toyris added; “We hope that everyone will attend our picnic with a twist. It allows an open environment for people to learn from each other, network and most of all; to understand each other.
“To this day, people’s religions, traditions and ways of life are still not understood. Unfortunately these misconceptions lead to prejudice that may create animosity; we want to encourage community cohesion.”
The organisers will be holding a Samosa competition to see who really does make the best Samosa. “If you would like to enter then please bring 3 of the same Samosas with you on the day,” said Toyris. “For example, 3 chicken Samosas, 3 lamb Samosas or 3 veg Samosas.”

Participants can enter any type of Samosa as long as the ingredients are Halal.

Also taking place will be a charity auction at the event for various different items, which have kindly been donated.

If anyone is interested in sponsoring the event by offering financial support or by donating anything, from some napkins to some food to share with guests, then they can get in touch with Toyris.

Also in attendance will be Nasheed singers and weather permitting, it is hoped that Taraweeh prayers can be performed in congregation.

Attendees should bring:
• Food for Iftar
• Picnic blanket to be used as prayer mats as well
• If possible a camping light or torch.

Event Details

Time: 6:00pm - Late

Date: 5th September

Price: FREE! Bring your own food

Venue: Higbury Fields, N5

Contact Details: 07833393508 e-mail: toyrismiah@googlemail.com

Molten Festival - Global Village Fete

For 2009 London International Festival of Theatre (LIFT), and Molten Festival, Barking and Dagenham's annual celebration of art, culture and diversity, joined forces to bring you LIFT Molten Festival!

LIFT Molten Festival had something for everyone to love with an irresistible programme of dazzling spectacle, interactive performances and exclusive commissions involving a host of local participants and a fantastic line up of artists from the breathtaking Transe Express to the ever-saucy Whoopee Club.

LIFT's ingenious portable performance space, The Lift, took centre stage on Abbey Green as the venue for this year's programme and for the final weekend was transformed into a huge open stage for some fabulous events!

A wonderful outdoor experience and plenty of fun in the sun!

Molten Festival - Global Village Fete

Molten Festival - Global Village Fete

Dates - fresh from Dubai

Spotted this coming out of Barking Mosque. This is ingenious plonker marketing aimed at the western consumer. I doubt the aptly named company (advertised in bold packaging) wil endear many consumers towards the product. I couldn't help laugh out loud before taking this pic. It wasn't easy as the uncle manning the stall was giving me hawkish looks. In the end I opted for the cellphone method... Pretent to call my wife whilst holding up a jar of honey. End the non existent conversation. Fiddle with the buttons, quickly setting the cam and turning offthe flash. Ten seconds later and you have the results below.All in all, a great Ramadan laugh...

An oxymoron if there ever was one

There's still hope for me :)

If Mr Brown can do it, so can I . Maths at school to me was like Garlic, crucifixes, holy water, silver bullets to Nosferatu the Vampyre (alright, Dracula in normal speak). More inclined towards creativity, unsurprisingly, I failed miserably.

I'm hoping to sit it this year privately, with the help of my ex teacher so wish me luck and here goes...

Trotters trampled by late Red show

Reebok welcomed Athens finest son
Greek colossus Kyrgiakos took the field
Twinned Carra at the heart of the rearguard
Whereas Skrtel the enforcer healed

Came in young Magyar Peter Gulacsi
Troops donned black armbands in honour
On the bench to replace Diego Cavalieri
Who mourned the death of his beloved Father

Pulsating second half saw the Trotters despatched
Not before a mighty jolt from big Kev
Cut thrust move from the rapier Johnson
As the Red machine upped the rev

Wanderers defiant, went ahead again
Courtesy owed to Tam Cohen
No relation of course to England’s George
Aim enough to join Bullseye’s Jim Bowen

Red tide turned when Davis saw crimson
Restart saw the mood turn bullish
Kuyt and the skipper again combining well
Torres levelled with a mighty fine finish

Time ticks and with less than ten on the clock
Came from 12 yards an inescapable volley
Assisted ably by the brilliant Nando
Stevie thumped the clincher past Jussi

29.08.09

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Mulberry School Stem Cell Research

My student Ishrat is the star of this superb video - I am very proud indeed :)

Recent' discovery about Anger‏

The Prophet (saw) said: "When one of you becomes angry while standing, he should sit down. If the anger leaves him, well and good; otherwise he should lie down."

Now click HERE to read this article............(1400 years later....)

Heroes & Villains - Liverpool 1-3 Aston Villa

With all at Anfield Road seemingly on the mend
The Kop dissonantly resembled the Holte End

Finale to an impressive 31 game unbeaten run
Villa ended it whilst having a lot more fun

Five times preceding the net had met the ball
This time glorious revenge for the stalwart Friedal

Honestly speaking Rafa’s army were all out at sea
O’Neill’s men ran riot with a stinging three

Red comrades lacked Pepe’s pumped energy
A win assured had there been half that vivacity

The faithful point to two losses for the last campaign
Come Christmas we’ll still be leading the Premiership train

24.08.09

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Success reigns at THC!

There were smiles all around at Tower Hamlets College on Thursday as the long and nervous wait for A Level and BTEC results finally came to an end.

Students had many reasons to be extremely proud with success not just written all over their faces but also on their results sheets. With 100% pass rates in eight subject areas, a 4% increase in achievement at AS level and an overall 94% pass rate, there was plenty to celebrate!

Shalina Begum achieved 3 As in Law, Sociology and English; she is now going onto study law at SOAS, with a Simmons and Simmons bursary to help her on her way. "It hasn't really sunk in yet, I have never really been a straight A student. It was reading THC student success stories that inspired me to work harder and turn things around. There were moments in the year that I felt like giving up, but the encouragement and support of my lecturers enabled me to succeed." An advocate of Tower Hamlets College, she also took part in the airTHC photoshoot, a campaign that highlights the character of College and the praising of all individuals whatever their talents and ambitions.

Another straight A student, Sam Pointon, achieved the grades he expected in Maths, Further Maths and Physics, setting very high standards for himself he commented, "As I live in Newham, obviously it is a longer journey for me to attend Tower Hamlets College, but after experiencing open days and taster sessions at Newham and Tower Hamlets, I preferred the atmosphere and the lecturers enthusiasm here at THC." Sam is now hopefully going onto study at Cambridge.

Shahida Begum gained three distinctions in BTEC Business, which is the equivalent of three straight As, she commented, " It feels great, a huge achievement, I didn't get the GCSE results I wanted, but working hard has really paid off for me." Shahida took advantage of the THC Programme Leadership course hosted by Deloitte, she said, "This helped me to think on the spot whilst improving my presentation skills." She is now off to study business management at Queen Mary University, "All the lecturers at THC were wonderful, it is due to them that I have achieved this level of success."

James Boman achieved a magnificent 7 distinctions for his units within BTEC Art and Design, " I switched from A Level to BTEC last year, it's the best decision I made, you need to do what you want to do, not what you think you should do in order to succeed!" James is now going on to study at the prestigious University of Art, Central St Martins.

"We are so proud of all our students," commented Head of Sixth Form, Francoise Beregovoi. "The great thing about THC is that it provides the broad education which allows our students to have the confidence to pursue their dreams." Sadia Uddin, yet another straight A student, quite agrees. She took full advantage of the College mentoring programme, "I'm so pleased with my results, College has really allowed me to appreciate all the opportunities on offer , mentoring was a great chance for me, I loved teaching the students, it gave me so much satisfaction to know that I had helped others to achieve."

Pakistan's Heroes help raise £500,000 for the victims of the SWAT valley

Stars of the Pakistani cricket team, Shahid Afridi and Younus Khan, are in the midst of a weeklong tour of the UK to raise awareness and funds for the ongoing humanitarian crisis in north-west Pakistan. In doing so they have already helped Islamic Relief to exceed their fundraising target of £500,000 for the victims of Swat with one more event to go!

Twenty20 champions Afridi and khan were interviewed on stage and said they were delighted to be working with Islamic Relief to assist those affected by the conflict in Swat through the series of gala fundraising dinners. Together with an auction of cricketing memorabilia and artwork, the opening night in Birmingham raised £140,000 for Swat, a figure matched by generous guests at the Marriott Hotel in London on Tuesday night. 700 cricket fans attended the dinner in Manchester on Wednesday night and raised a staggering £200,000, the highest ever raised in Manchester! Last nights Cardiff's fundraiser leant £63,000 to the cause with the final fundraising dinner due to take place tonight in Leicester.

With the start of Ramadan approaching, Islamic Relief is becoming increasingly concerned about the plight of those who are still displaced and will not be able to return home for the holy month. Living in unhygienic conditions in overcrowded houses, Islamic Relief aid workers are worried about the spread of disease and the shortages of food many people are experiencing.

While some of the three million displaced people have returned to the volatile Swat Valley, they too are facing many problems as they struggle with the daunting task of reconstructing their houses, schools and health clinics. Many have lost their crops and animals and have no way to make an income or feed their family, and need urgent assistance to rebuild their lives.

Islamic Relief aid worker Habib Malik has just returned from the north-west of Pakistan, he said, "While the crisis in Pakistan is no longer at the forefront of most people's minds here in the UK, unfortunately the immense problems faced by the people there have not gone away. I met children who were suffering from serious diseases caused by a lack of clean water, and pregnant women who were severely malnourished, as well as those were deeply traumatised by the violence they had experienced."

"The families I met who are still displaced are all desperate to return home in time for Ramadan but are becoming increasingly worried that this will not be possible. They told me that they had lost everything they had worked their whole lives to achieve and that now they had no money and were unable to even feed their children. They said that they were often able to give away food to the poor during Ramadan but that this year it was them who needed charity."

Shahid Afridi said, "Winning the World Cup has given Pakistanis worldwide cause for celebration. But Younus and I now need your support to spread that celebration and joy to the desperately needy people of the Swat Valley, so please come and join hands with us at the Islamic Relief special fundraising tour."

Dignitaries from all spheres were in attendance including Sadiq Khan MP, Minister for Transport, Dr Hany El-Banna, founder of Islamic Relief and Jehangir Malik, Islamic Relief, UK manager.

Racism

Awesome foursome - Liverpool 4-0 Stoke

New component to rival Bosingwa
What superb attacking wingplay
New boy Glen came of age
With a marauding attacking display

No points dropped this time
Just another bleeding head
Stoke thwarted at each angle
Far and wide Pulis’ men saw Red

El Toro set in motion the Red machine
Johnson fired his bow
Goal machine Kuyt for good measure
Cherry on the cake from Ngog

19.08.09

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

From Gaza 100 to IFtar 10 000

IF hands £70 000 to Save the Children and launches new campaign for Ramadan

Emdad Rahman

The Charity, IF conducted a press conference this week to hand over £70 000 from its recent world record success to Save the Children.

The money was raised as a result of a spectacular world record set on 23rd May 2009, in London, where 1,675 participants took part in Gaza 100: World Record Run, for “the most people running 100 meters in a 12-hour relay.” (Guinness book of records official title).

Chaired by Rizwan Hussain, guest speakers included Mohammed Ali (CEO of Islam Channel), Baroness Pola Uddin, Tre Azzam (from the BBC hit show the Apprentice) and CEO of IF, Rizwan Khaliq. On behalf of Save the Children, Ben Dempsey was presented with the cheque.

Following on from this, IF launched its latest campaign and Ramadan extravaganza - namely IFtar 10 000: Around the world in 10 IFtars

IFtar 10 000 was presented by Rizwan Khaliq as a global campaign initiated by IF in association with seven of the leading Muslim charities in the UK to help homeless and displaced communities in Europe, the Middle East, Africa and Asia.

Kathleen Isaac from homeless charity, Thames Reach spoke about the plight of homeless communities in the UK as the other speakers all endorsed the initiative.

The campaign commences on Friday 11th September at Altab Ali Park in East London with, The BIG IFtar. A host of celebrities will help to cook great quantities of Biryani and other Ramadan delights, under the supervision of esteemed caterers, Pride of Asia, LIVE in the park to share with the areas homeless. Any remaining food will be distributed to various homeless shelters and charities throughout London.

Over the subsequent nine days, 1000 IFtars will be provided “Around the World” in Bosnia, Palestine, Iraq, Somalia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Kashmir and Bangladesh, all areas affected by conflicts or natural disasters.

IFtar 10 000 – Around the World in 10 IFtars will take place in association with Islamic Relief, Muslim Aid, Muslim Hands, Islamic Help, Muslim Charity, Human Appeal and Interpal. (The above named charities are delivery partners for the various countries).

Homeless charities and shelters supporting the BIG IFtar include Thames Reach, Whitechapel Mission, Salvation Army (Hope Town and William Booth House), LA Aldgate and Providence Row (Dellow Centre and Hackney Road).

No Bassong and dance - Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool

Sure we lost poorly at the White Hart
Benoit bullet and Bassong’s precise dart

A lack of invention left the fans in a blur
Sleepwalking straight into the net cast by Harry Hotspur

Big Skrtel’s chin shattered to smithereens like glass
Yet El Pepe once again proved his class

Contest masked by a clear penalty disallowed
Still this can only be a momentary cloud

Some exploits really pained the grimacing Rafa
Mighty end of game rollicking from the gaffer

Injecting flair must be the long term plan
Eagerly await the emergence of the Aquaman

16.08.09

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Visit to Lord's

Lord's has long been seen as the 'Home of Cricket' and the game's spiritual 'headquarters'. But its importance is not merely historical. In practice it remains, to this day, perhaps the most important single place in world cricket.

Its owner, Marylebone Cricket Club, remains the guardian of both the Laws and the Spirit of Cricket, and MCC sides (which play around 500 games a year) perform a key role in promoting cricket - in Britain and elsewhere.

In addition, Lord's is the home of Middlesex County Cricket Club and the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB), as well as the European Cricket Council (ECC).
It is also the setting for the state-of-the-art MCC Indoor Cricket School, the unrivalled MCC Library and the world-famous MCC Museum - where exhibits include the Wisden Trophy and, of course, the Ashes urn.

Above all, Lord's is the setting for some of the best cricket in the world. It hosts npower Test matches and NatWest-sponsored one-day internationals plus most of Middlesex's home games, some historic fixtures (such as Oxford v Cambridge) and the village and club finals.

Lord's also has one of the largest and finest, dedicated cricket shops in the country. Open daily, as well as on match-days, the Lord's Shop provides everything from unique Lord's souvenirs to cricket bats and equipment, including expert advice on what best suits you.

Looking forward, it will be the archery venue when London stages the London Games in 2012.

Visit the website...

Really odd way to catch a laptop

Red dawn - Premiership kick off 2009/10

So we usher in once again
Yelping at once in unison
Waking up merrily to greet
The dawn of a new season

Anfield Road regulars have tried
With daytrips to the seashore
Now no struggle to fill the void
As the Shankly gates open once more

Isolation is now a distant thought
As the carnival promptly arrives
Sure as Autumn follows summer
The faithful will rise up and strive

With every possible angle covered
Analysed with pinpoint scrutiny
Every jerk, punch, pinch discussed
All this just for you and me

El Nino will blow away all
The bull Masch clouded in red
9 months of pure destruction
Leaving the rest for dead

Tight fisted Pepe will shut up shop
Carra will command Rafa's crew
Intricate Aqua will orchestrate
As the fans cry 'Xabi who'?

Fancy three minutes with Martin Skrtel?
Complimented by Agger's classy play
With Dirk Kuyt the lone forager
Kaiser Gerrard will lift it in May.

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

A very multicultural store :)

I spotted this in Newham. Not surprising, considerint the borough is the most multicultural area on the planet...

Obituary: Alhaj Jain (Taj) Ullah

The community came together today to perform Salatul Janazah for Alhaj Jain Ullah.

Alhaj Jain, 67, from the village of Kashepur in Chattack, Bangladesh, lived in Wapping.

The Father of Tower Hamlets cabinet member, Councillor Abdal Ullah was critically injured during a motor accident near his home last week. On Friday 7th August at the Royal London Hospital, where he had been intensive care, he passed away at 9.45 pm, surrounded by his family.

His funeral prayers were held at the East London Mosque, where the community, friends and wellwishers turned out in their droves to offer prayers and their last respects to the deceased. He was laid to rest at the Gardens of peace Muslim burial grounds in Essex.

Alhaj Jain leaves behind his wife, 6 sons, daughter in law and a new grandson, born two days after him being hospitalised.

Ajmal Bari wins top student award

Emdad Rahman

Ajmal Bari, a student of Muwatta Weekend Maktab has achieved the upper school student of the year for the academic year 2008/09.

The 9 year old, who will start year 5 in September, beat off many older pupils to win the prestigious trophy.

Young Ajmal was very humbled to win the award. “I am very pleased,” he said. “I’d like to say a big thank you to my teachers for their hard work, and also my parents for supporting me and allowing me to study at Muwatta, a place I really enjoy attending and where I have made lots of good friends.”

“This is the calibre of student that we endeavour to always produce,” said Muwatta Principal Moulana Ashuk Hussain JP. “Apart from their studies we aid students in societal development, and we aim for all our pupils to go on to become upstanding citizens and contributing role models for others in the community.”

His proud parents said they “were over the moon with his achievement.”

Ajmal’s name was inscribed on the trophy, and the youngster joins a prestigious list of previous students who have earned similar distinction.

He was rewarded with £35.00 of Argos vouchers.

Farewell Sir Bobby, but not goodbye

Coalminer’s son who captured the nation
Played green football with calm serene
Gentleman who played the game with a smile
Amongst the best the game has ever seen

He said once; “We didn't underestimate them”
“They were a lot better than we thought”
Side-splitting comments, together with a glint in the eye
And never one to get overwrought

Built bridges as ones very best friend
As Cottager, Royal and Baggie
Prized at Tractor boys, Porto, and Sporting too
Treasured at the Magpies, Barca, PSV

Coached the best in Muhren, Beattie, Romario
Stoichkov, Shearer, Gazza, Ronaldo
Guardiola, Ruud Van Nistelrooy
As well as Robson, Barnes, Mourinho

Fond reference to his national skippers
“Ray Wilkins day will come one night”
"Good morning, Bobby," to Captain Marvel
Wry smile, full, beaming and bright

“Gary Speed has never played better
Confirming that Speedo “never looked fitter”
Amusing swipe at the old warhorse
Then adding he’s “never been older”

Sir Bobby was a supreme one off
Adored equally from Ankara to Rio
“We’ll miss you” is the global mantra
From Paris, Peking, Dhaka and Tokyo

As the sunset began to descend
Goodbye to Elsie his dear Madame
Farewell to Andrew, Paul and Mark
Wandering slowly back home to Durham

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman – 31.07.09
www.football-poems.com

Hoxton school fire

A huge fire broke out a a local primary school in East London yesterday. Thomas Fairchild School in Napier Grove, Hoxton, caught fire around 2pm Thursday. Firefighters battled for hours to tackle the blaze, which caused significant damage to the school.

Eye witness reports say that ground floor and first floor caught fire first. A bigger tragedy was avoided with the school being closed due to the summer holidays. No teachers, students or school personnel were hurt or affected.


The fire was so fierce that specialist firefighters from all over London were called in to support, with fire crews from Kingsland, Stoke Newington, Euston, Clerkenwell, Dowgate, Islington, Holloway, Shoreditch, Shadwell, and Bow all in attendance.

There were approximately 75 firefighters and 15 fire-engines trying to tackle the blaze, made worse by the weather. Wind conditions made it harder for firefighters to bring the flames under control.


Eye witness interview Kirsty Riggs-Long told London Bangla; "I saw clouds of thick dark smoke coming from the rooftops, sirens coming and going. The smoke was moving rapidly across through the streets.

"People were out everywhere watching from windows and the firefighters seemed to be struggling to calm it all down. The fire was visible from inside the building, within classrooms, and also on the roof.

"Fire fighters worked to control the blaze for a few hours, and both adults and children in the area are shocked that their school is destroyed in flames.

"I heard one kid scream "Oh my God, my school, I haven't got a school anymore."

It has not been confirmed whether the fire was the handiwork of arsonists.

Pics: Kirsty Riggs-Long

Argos Oompa Loompas!!

I am determined to one day vault the security and burly staff at Argos and sprint upstairs. There, I will once and for all come face to face with the Oompa Loompas that work day and night sending our favourite Argos goodies down the conveyor belt.

Until then, hold that thought and watch this space...

Tower Hamlets - Kicks Friday night football

Current read - Rush: What a player - what a book :)

Because I'm a man...

Because I'm a man... when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man... when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I'm a man... when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." Some will then drink beer.

Because I'm a man... when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a man... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by clutching a calculator.

Because I'm a man... I don't think we're lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. How the heck would a complete stranger know where we're going?

"Aroi mak mak" - Siam Bay Cuisine

"Aroi mak mak" - Siam Bay Cuisine
Emdad Rahman
The newly opened and glamorously refurbished Siam Bay Cuisine is setting the benchmark for local and international cuisine in the North East.
Visiting this absolutely wonderful eaterie, overlooking the sun, sea and lighthouse at Whitley Bay, my friends and I, including Maruf Ahmed, BBC Three Counties broadcast journalist were taught a culinary lesson.
The 100 seater restaurant was purchased by the Miah Hospitality Group, which is also in charge of the very popular Thai Royal Orchid restaurant in Hexham.
The glamorous location, an ailing former Indian restaurant is located at Marine Avenue, Whitley Bay. During the last 6 months, it underwent a £150,000 refurbishment before being relaunched as Siam Bay Cuisine, offering both Thai and Indian food.

Sparing no expenses, owner, Kaddus Miah travelled to Thailand to purchase and ship over Thai ornaments, furnishings and general bric a brac to authenticate the beautiful interior décor.
To improve on the wonderful service on offer, Miah is working on ensuring customers tastes, wants and desires are met to a tee, by ensuring that visitors will be able to view their meals being prepared by a webcam which will be placed in the kitchen,and relayed into the main restaurant.

"I have been in this trade for many years, and I am always seeking perfection,” said Miah.
“To achieve this it is essential that I use authentic chefs. So far the feedback has been wonderful and very positive.”
"This is also the reason why we strictly have the Thai chefs preparing the Thai dishes and the Indian chefs concentrating on the Indian dishes.

"The best part is that our patrons will be excitingly watching their foods being prepared and cooked."









During our visits Miah spared no expenses and we were treated to an array of the finest dishes on and off the menu.
Having spent a lifetime in the trade, Miah and his family, who run the restaurant believe above all that why excellent service and presentation help make the food on offer taste that much better.
Not to throw away a lifetimes friendship, Miah has successfully merged his Thai menu with a selection of lavish Indian dishes. To choose or not to choose is the question as this in itself presents many, including ourselves with a complex, but delightful culinary problem.
The kitchen is shared by both the Thai and Indian workforces, and despite my reservations surrounding organisation and general kitchen bedlam, I was surprised at how efficiently both parties operated.
If you're in search of a memorable dinner, look for the elephant on Whitley Bay where the consumer will be treated to a spellbinding array of soups, starters and main dishes, including meat, chicken, crabs and fresh fish caught on the day from the sea.

Siam Bay Cuisine
The Grosvenor Building/2-8 Marine Ave, Whitley Bay, NE26 1LY
Bookings can be made by calling (0191) 251 3366.

British 10k 2009

Very pleased with a healthy 1:07 time. Got home Sunday morning at 3am from Newcastle, after a hefty weekend of excess. This was evident in thew first three miles, but I was ok thereadfter. Completed my run with no stops too.

Just one question: Am I the only runner out of 35.000 that facebooked the whole journey///

Work

The new whistle blowers team

That's me and some of the boys from our refs course. Ray Gibson, Chair of Tower Hamlets Sports Council, Cllr Rofique Ullah with Lead Member for Culture at Tower Hamlets Council as the new referees make the most of their new powers.

The football season might be over, but Tower Hamlets has eleven newly qualified referees and they are all raring to go.

Completing a nine week training course that was part funded by Tower Hamlets Council, they will be ready to referee non-league football matches next season.

Councillor Rofique U Ahmed, Lead Member for Culture at Tower Hamlets Council, congratulated the newly qualified referees.

He said: "Good referees are vital to football. It’s fantastic that these guys have shown the commitment and dedication to become referees. They’re role models for the borough’s young people and their support will help develop the sport in Tower Hamlets.”

The referees successfully passed a written theory examination. They now have to take part in the practical element of the course, which will see them referee six matches with the support of a mentor. On completion they will be presented with a Football Association Referees' Certificate.

The referee course was heavily funded by Tower Hamlets Sports Council with participants making a small contribution. It is one of a host of initiatives spearheaded by Tower Hamlets Football Partnership. Led by Tower Hamlets Council, the Partnership aims to improve football participation and accessibility in the borough.

So far the Partnership has increased the number of Chartered Standard Football Clubs, from three to 10, and has welcomed the borough's first women's football club.

To find out more about the training opportunities available through the partnership, contact Derek Bennett, Tower Hamlets Council's Senior Football Development Officer on 020 7364 2681 or email derek.bennett@towerhamlets.gov.uk

BILLY LIDDELL MEMORIAL GARDEN TAKES SHAPE

Work on a memorial garden and cairn is underway in Townhill Park, just across the road from the house where Billy Liddell grew up and lived in until he signed for Liverpool Football Club in 1939.

Jimmy Ferguson who started the campaign said: ‘In just a year we have campaigned successfully for Billy Liddell to be entered into the Scottish Football Association’s Hall of Fame, and now we look forward to the creation of a garden and memorial dedicated to one of Scottish football’s greats. He made 534 appearances for Liverpool, scoring 228 goals, and was capped 28 times for Scotland.’

Local Labour Councillor Bill McCulloch, convenor of the Billy Liddell Campaign says: ‘We are really pleased at the level of support for the campaign locally and from fans of Liverpool throughout the world. We are planning to have the work in the garden completed, and for it to be officially opened in late September or early October.’

Thomas Docherty Treasurer for the campaign group is asking for members of the public to provide some financial support to the campaign. He says: ‘We are looking to raise about £2000 to provide a fitting and lasting memorial to Billy in his home village of Townhill. Members of the public can make donations, including taking part in an online raffle for a limited edition ceramic figurine of Billy Liddell – an item likely to sought after by collectors of football memorabilia (photo attached). Tickets cost only £2 and can be purchased on line from the campaign’s website shortly.

www.billyliddell.org.uk
Donations can also be made via the website.

Still looking for Eric

1.2 mil was the magic number
Au Revoir Leeds with the title won
Short swift leap across the Pennines
To become Salford’s favourite son

Rebel with a touch of madness
We preferred to call it creative flair
Flawed genius, yes that’s what he was
Seducing all in a frantic love affair

I’m not one to condone Kungfu Fu Eric
But Selhurst saw yob law met head on
Simmons just added to the fable
By the right boot of the Stretford Don

And so all the seagulls followed the trawler
In frantic search of sardines they trailed
Nobody thought, everybody just knew
“Ooh aah Cantona!” the faithful wailed

Unmatched influence on the English game
That regal air and the poise of a cleric
Twelve years on we still seek that hero
Yes that’s right, we’re still looking for Eric

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Grande Platty (David Platt)

Nineteen Hundred and Sixty six
Born and raised in Oldham’s Chadderton
Excelling at Dario Gradi’s Crewe
After heartbreaking rejection by Big Ron

Nurtured and refined by the master Taylor
Acclaimed by many as the new Robbo
With injury cursing our captain Marvel
Stepped up the Holte End hero

My supreme Platty moment in Italia 90
Bologna’s Stadio Renato Dall'Ara
Last sixteen, 119th minute
All seen from London to Guadalajara

Belgie Belgique had performed slightly better
Ceulemans, Gerets, Van Der Elst and co
The wily Guy Thys pulling strings
Orchestrated by the irrepressible Scifo.

“And if England could just unlock
Observed the Sage Mooro from afar
“The door with this free kick
“We could save all that drama”

Gazza raises arms and runs up
Deft chip towards the gaping net
Floating butterfly and inevitable bee sting
Focus, lock, swivel, volley, pure velvet

Last eight for glorious England
Agony for keeper Preud Homme
Platty went on to net twenty six more
But none so with such great aplomb

Number 7
Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Red and Blue

Inside the Chinese fur trade

Still insist on wearing fur? Take a look inside the Chinese fur trade. This is a shocking video, so don't click if you're averse to violence, blood, gore :(


Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.

Before they are skinned alive, animals are pulled from their cages and thrown to the ground; workers bludgeon them with metal rods or slam them on hard surfaces, causing broken bones and convulsions but not always immediate death. Animals watch helplessly as workers make their way down the row.

Undercover investigators from Swiss Animal Protection/EAST International recently toured fur farms in China's Hebei Province, and it quickly became clear why outsiders are banned from visiting. There are no regulations governing fur farms in China—farmers can house and slaughter animals however they see fit—meaning miserable lives and excruciating deaths. The investigators found horrors beyond their worst imaginings and concluded, "Conditions on Chinese fur farms make a mockery of the most elementary animal welfare standards. In their lives and their unspeakable deaths, these animals have been denied even the simplest acts of kindness."

On these farms, foxes, minks, rabbits, and other animals pace and shiver in outdoor wire cages, exposed to driving rain, freezing nights, and, at other times, scorching sun. Mother animals, who are driven crazy from rough handling and intense confinement and have nowhere to hide while giving birth, often kill their babies after delivering litters. Disease and injuries are widespread, and animals suffering from anxiety-induced psychosis chew on their own limbs and throw themselves repeatedly against the cage bars.

The globalization of the fur trade has made it impossible to know where fur products come from. Skins move through international auction houses and are purchased and distributed to manufacturers around the world, and finished goods are often exported. China supplies more than half of the finished fur garments imported for sale in the United States. Even if a fur garment's label says it was made in a European country, the animals were likely raised and slaughtered elsewhere—possibly on an unregulated Chinese fur farm.

Because a fur's origin can't be traced, anyone who wears any fur at all shares the blame for the horrific conditions on Chinese fur farms. The only way to prevent such unimaginable cruelty is never to wear any fur. Take PETA's pledge to be fur-free today!

Ciao Maldini - Il Grande Capitano

With his soft face yet to feel the touch of a blade
Cesare’s young stallion learnt he had just made the grade

Fledgling sixteen he took to the splendid stage
In the days when skinny shorts were still all the rage

Whilst steel solid Berlin’s wall was still to be laid
Capitano Maldini was a mere junior grade

Barring a lengthy lay off through critical injury
San Paolo would serve a quarter century

And if the memory banks are murky and hazy
Who remembers a certain debut at Udinese?

Audacious and intrepid, he played to the libretto
Secured in eighty seven the foremost Scudetto

Formidable, he hit with the force of a Tsunami
Sharp lessons from Bergomi, Tassotti, Baresi

Honing defensive art aside the games best
"Piscinin’s" brutal streak which strikers would detest

Miracle defensive bond with Franco Baresi
Five Champions league wins, and seven Scudetti

Super Cups, Club World Cup, the Coppa Italia
Global acclaim from Rome to Santa Maria

First defender to lift FIFA’s World Player
Whilst Zoff’s record shattered on a wing and a prayer

Be it central or left, daily the legend would grow
Soon sharing Euro final’s with “Paco” Gento

Azurri caps also led to the top of the heap
Sour end with Ahn Jung Hwan’s frog like leap

Maldini Junior strutted catwalks looking very dapper
Yes Milano’s heartbeat had long surpassed Il papa

And yet stood in the arena where it all began
The greatest defender ever ill treated by his clan

San Siro swansong where Seventy thousand cheered
Whilst reminiscing Istanbul some five hundred jeered

To disregard quite simply a world revered icon
Even his old partner intervened thereupon

Not much left out with Franco’s wise address
He said, “He deserves more and they much less”

Now will it be Puyol or maybe Inter’s Santon?
Another Maldini ushered in, make way for Christian

Adventures aplenty, most with the Rossoneri
Into the sunset he rides roaring Arrivederci

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Giant soldier of the French revolution
From Willem to the English plateau
Years after being released by the Toon
To partner the giant Swiss Henchoz

The Kop and the faithful recognized an icon
Le boss Houllier’s new lynchpin
One recommended by a cameraman
Anfield at once embraced the big Finn

Mirror image of the towering Ron Yeats
For 10 years Sami shook the Kop
Assured in the pantheon of legends
Part of the Reds sure rise to the top

Made history for Rafa’s rearguard
Carra his defensive bro
Record shut-out against Saprissa.
Beating Dalglish’s ten in a row

Whilst serving his boyhood heroes
Seven times Finland’s premier player
Momentary parting for he will return
Bootroom waits for the Nordic Mayor

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Join Lee Jasper on RealTalk

Hosted by one of the most controversial black men in London politics, Lee Jasper will be discussing real life issues about young people, with young people.

He will also be joined on a weekly basis by very special guests and experts, and together, they will be challenging the current perceptions, ideas and behaviour of young people, as well as those of organisations and institutions directly working with and affecting YOUR generation.

Lee will be addressing dilemmas you face on a daily basis; both serious and light-hearted. Whether it be personal, relationship based, as well as bigger, community effecting issues.

As you probably heard on the first show, Lee will be exploring these dilemmas with a very honest approach, and will not be afraid to discuss facts and talk about issues as they are!

Already, after only hosting one show, response has been phenomenal, and we are glad to hear that you enjoy this new addition to our daytime schedule. Thanks to all those that phoned in yesterday, and made the first Real Talk, so interesting to listen to… keeping it REAL!

Real Talk is an honest, dynamic and hard-hitting talk show, produced specifically for and delivered to young people aged 16 - 24.

www.bangradio.fm

Help support the Whitechapel Mission

A lot of you always support me with charitable endeavours, and I'm still counting on you.

Whitechapel Mission is 'family'. The Mission provides a safe, informal, friendly, hassle-free place where people can come and find warmth and shelter, without being moved on by a policeman or angry shopkeepers, or kicked, sworn at and spat upon by passers-by. The centre promotes the concept of being part of the Mission and taking ownership of the Mission. Any and all who come are welcome. There are no forms to be filled in, no interviews, no interrogations. No personal records are kept. Whitechapel Mission is an inclusion centre rather than an exclusion centre.

I'm looking to raise a little to help those that are less fortunate. If you can't join me on the run, support me.

So please forward to your contacts & sponsor me now!

Please click here and donate - any amount (even a few quid is welcome)

Don't forget to leave a message for me :)

http://www.justgiving.com/emdadrahman

www.whitechapel.org.uk

Gaza 100 World record - Here's one I pinched earlier

Basking in the midnight world record glory, I was driving past the scene of the triumph for Gaza (Mile End stadium)when I spotted a keepsake still attached to the gates. Naturally, I parked, wrenched it off, and before you could say Cack Jobinson, had legged it. This is like a pioece of turf from the Old Wembley stadium, or a seat from the Old Kop or the Highbury North Bank - Apologies in advance to Ruhul and the team at IF, along with my pal Abdal Robocop Ullah's CCTV basement boys at the Town Hall...

Usain bolt has got nothing on me - Gaza 100 World Record Run

London runs straight into the record books!

On Saturday, 23rd May 2009, a spectacular new world record was set in London.

1,675 participants excceding all expectations took part in Gaza 100: World Record Run, a 12-hour relay for the most people running 100 meters in a 12-hour relay.(Guinness book of records official title).

The event, which took place in Mile End Stadium in East London, was organised by the IF charity, with funds going to Save the Children�s Gaza Appeal, which provides humanitarian aid for children in Gaza.

Politicians and celebrities joined thousands of people, who came from across the UK to take part in the world record bid and to show their support.

Jim Fitzpatrick MP, opened the event by being the first runner to start the relay at 12pm, followed by Baroness Pola Uddin. Jeremy Corbyn MP also took part in the event, along with the Deputy Leader for Tower Hamlets, Josh Peck.

Former stars from the hit TV show, The Apprentice - Tre Azam, Ghazal Asif and Syed Ahmed- also took part in the relay. Tre said; "This was a fantastic way of coming together as a community in a non offensive way, to highlight a really worthy cause."

"Very well organised, good cause and alot of people turned up for a fun event" - said Alex, one of the Guinness World Records adjudicators.

Rizwan Khaliq, CEO of IF charity, said; "Today is a very significant and historical day. A huge amount of money has been raised to go towards providing education and health care for the many children in Gaza - who have lost their homes and loved ones."

This was a huge challenge, and to achieve this world record right here in the heart of Londons East End where, in four years time, we will host the biggest sporting event in the world. The 2012 Games is a fantastic achievement for London and the UK.

As well as the main relay, the family orientated event included a Gaza 100 football cup tournament, hosted by the London Tigers. Other attractions included a youth stage with a range of artists and comedians performing live; such as Abdullah Rolle, Mecca 2 Medina, Khaleel Muhammed and Jeff Mirza. There were food stalls and childrens entertainment.

Please note: The whole event was streamed live on ISLAM CHANNEL.(SKY Channel 813).

For further information or media imagery please visit: www.ifcharity.com/gaza100.html

What is IF?

IF is a UK registered charity that began life as an aspiration at the heart of which is an understanding that enormous good can be done:

IF people seek to overcome limitations
IF they become a little less serious and
IF they begin to work together
Sweeping aside all IFs and Buts to achieve something amazing to help others.

Consisting of inspired, creative and energy-rich individuals with a talent and flair for the unusual, we specialise in executing fundraising campaigns for the charitable sector.

The aim is to work closely with a wide range of charitable organisations, linking them with business and media partners so as to compliment their work, support their efforts and to raise lots of money, transforming lives for the better!

For further information about IF chgarity and the event itself please visit www.ifcharity.com

For all media enquiries, please contact Ruhul Tarafder at ruhul@ifcharity.com or on 0208 963 9266/07956 398739
For all media enquiries, please contact Ruhul Tarafder at ruhul@ifcharity.com or on 0208 963 9266/07956 398739

Minister Sadiq Khan - faith and education in Saudi Arabia

On his official visit to Saudi Arabia, Cohesion Minister Sadiq Khan met a group of British students and senior deans at the Islamic University of Madinah where they discussed the needs of Muslim communities and the importance of standing up to violent extremism. He also made a pilgrimage to the holy city of Makkah (Umrah), the first western Government Minister to do so. There are concerns from Muslim communities in the UK that the governance arrangements of UK Mosques need to be strengthened. One of the aims of the Government's Prevent strategy is to build capacity in Muslim communities through strengthening Islamic faith institutions and leaders. The Government is working with the Muslim community to increase the number and standard of faith leaders trained in the UK, who have the language, pastoral and other skills to engage with young people in their communities. There are a number of British students who choose to train at respected Islamic universities in the holy cities. The Islamic University is one of the world's leading centres of Islamic scholarship and hosts students from more than 150 countries, including almost 50 from the UK. Speaking after their discussions Sadiq Khan said: "The students were clearly excited at seeing a British Minister in Madinah. We had a really good discussion about their studies, perceptions of living in Saudi Arabia, and their clear ambition to return home and benefit our communities. I was encouraged by the university's obvious commitment to ensure that the students have sufficient expertise and knowledge to stand in the way of violent extremism. " The visit to the Islamic University was preceded by a visit to one of Islam's most holy sites, the Prophet's Mosque in Medina. At the Mosque Sadiq Khan met with local imams, where they discussed some of the challenges facing young Muslims, both in the Muslim world, and the UK. He also witnessed an historic manuscript being restored by a team of dedicated staff at its specialist manuscript library. The MP for Tooting added; "It was a huge privilege to be able to represent the UK at one of Islam's holiest sites. The Prophet's Mosque is located in the Saudi city of Medina and, in addition to being Islam's second holiest site, is an architectural wonder. I met with one of the Mosque's imams who emphasised his role in spreading a tolerant and moderate message to a diverse congregation of worshippers. We had a good discussion about some of the challenges facing young Muslims, both in the Muslim world, and the UK. I was delighted to be able to visit the Mosque's library of historic manuscripts. It was a pleasant surprise to see in the mosque a team of dedicated staff restoring rare texts, some of which were in Urdu." Speaking regarding his pilgrimage to the holy city of Makkah he said; "I was truly honoured to be able to perform Umrah in the Holy city of Makkah. Despite the encroaching summer heat and late hour, the Holy Mosque was bustling with pilgrims from all corners of the Islamic world. "It was amazing to see humanity in all its diversity in one place, surrounded by construction on a vast scale, including within the Mosque complex itself. And British Muslims form part of this wonderful fabric, visiting in ever larger numbers each year. I hope to see other Muslim ministers from the non-Muslim world also being able to represent their communities. Hopefully one day this will become quite normal."

Gaza 100

There are still places available for this world record attempt to raise money for the people of Gaza.

To register please visit the website and REGISTER






















http://ifcharity.com/gazarun_sponsorship.html

Sketch me please :)

Cheers Fatima :)

Hawk hunting Bday treat from Bruv :)

What a fantastic experience :)

Gaza 100 & IF Charity run - Your chance to make history!

Just 400 more runners required to set a world record. Let your feet do the talking. Your chance to make history - http://www.ifcharity.com/

Most People Running 100 Metres in a 12 hour Relay Guinness Book of Records Official Title

Date: Saturday 23rd May and Sunday 24th May 2009
Time: 12 noon to 12 noon
Venue: Mile End Stadium

IF, in association with London Tigers and MDUK, is looking for thousands of fun-loving participants to take part in one of two spectacular record breaking attempts on May 23rd 2009.
The first is to break the Guinness World Record for “the most people running 100 meters in a 24-hour relay. (Guinness book of records official title).

The second is to set the record for “the most people running 100 metres in a 12-hour relay.” (Guinness book of records official title).

Depending on the number of participants registered two weeks before the event, the IF team will decide on which record to go for.

The aim is to raise as much money as possible for the children of Gaza and IF need your help and assistance to achieve this truly amazing ‘feet’!

Each participant will hopefully raise a minimum sponsorship of £100, although any amount is welcome (little or more). All monies generated from this World Record Run will be given as humanitarian aid to Save the Children’s Gaza Appeal.

Celebrities that have already agreed to participate in the run, include Tre Azam, and Ghazal Asif from BBC1’s hit show, the Apprentice, comedian Jeff Mirza, boxer Anthony Small and Baroness Pola Uddin.

Please note, neither IF nor Save the Children will be taking an administration fee from the money raised.

100 metres, £100, 100% for the children of Gaza!
This event is supported by Visit London, Gazelle Media and Life of This World Productions.

Please note, neither IF nor Save the Children will be taking an administration fee from the money raised.
100 metres, £100, 100% for the children of Gaza!
This event is supported by Visit London, Gazelle Media and Life of This World Productions.

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Sri Lanka - 200,000 Internally Displaced, 50,000 caught up in war zone

Small Island, Big Humanitarian Crisis

“This is a humanitarian crisis of huge proportion. Over the last week, at least 20 people have died due to starvation and lack of medication. What's making matters worse is that there are no morgue or transport facilities- dead bodies are just lying under trees. There's also a lack of water, as Vavunia - a naturally water-scarce area - is facing growing shortages as a result of the surrounding jungle being cut down to house displaced people.” reports Amjad Mohamed-Saleem, Country Director for Muslim Aid Sri Lanka Field Office.

Since February 2008, fighting between the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LLTE, also known as the Tamil Tigers) and the Sri Lankan government has reached a climax leaving 200,000 people stranded in refugee camps as they attempt to flee the fighting. It is believed that some 50,000 people are still caught up in the war zone.

The 26-year old insurgency which has killed over 70,000 people and injured thousands more, has uprooted communities from their homes and forced them to take refuge in the more densely populated areas of Vavunia, Jaffna and Trincomalee, that are unable to cope with the huge influx of internally displaced people (IDPs).

In Vavunia, 53,000 people have arrived since Sunday May 03 2009; the overwhelming numbers of injured and malnourished are putting pressure on hospitals and medical facilities due to poor infrastructure and inadequate resources.

In the camps, thousands are without access to clean water and adequate sanitation facilities increasing the threat of illness from waterborne diseases. Children, who make up about 30% of the displaced population, are especially at risk from chicken pox, ring worms and diarrhea due to dehydration and contaminated water supplies.
Muslim Aid has allocated £55,000 to provide emergency relief to the people of Sri Lanka. Since February this year, with the help of local partners, Muslim Aid Sri Lanka Field Office has provided 100 hospital beds to overcrowded hospitals as well as ambulances and basic medical supplies. The organisation has also provided an inflatable mobile field hospital in Vavunia refugee camp and is currently waiting for water purification equipment and water purification tablets to enter the region. Each water purification system can supply 144,000 litres of water per day and each tablet can purify up to a litre of water.

With the situation likely to deteriorate and thousands more people expected to arrive in refugee camps in the next month , Muslim Aid is also calling upon local partners and international NGOs to collaborate and share expertise to ensure that the work on the ground is as effective as possible.

“The situation is very desperate and the logistics of an operation like this can be very challenging. What is needed is for all agencies to work together to ensure that aid goes to the beneficiary as efficiently and effectively as possible. The need of the hour is partnership” said Amjad Saleem.

www.muslimaid.org

Pic: (c) E Rahman

The sad face of Britain!

"Do us a favour Guvnor," he reached out and requested as I took the initial snap. "I'll turn the other way, and if you don't mind please leave out my mug - I'm already an embarassment to more people than I'd care to mention."

I came across this sight yesterday on the grassy hill on the corner of Vallance Road and Jack the Ripper's Old Montague Street hangout. It was a very sad scene. "Paul," a Gulf war 1 veteran is the first time I've seen an individual (armed forces member) chewed up and spitted out by the system. This is a man that bled for the flag, for Queen and country. Feted as the "best of the best" whilst fighting on foreign soil, Paul has been abandoned by a system, that is heading for self indulgent meltdown and destruction. A system that indulges the feckless and penalises the grafters. A system in a country with one of the best economies in the world - which if true leads me to ask why so many Brits are emigrating to New Zealand and the land of the baa baas?

"I may be struggling with sky high water bills ( we live on an Island and get charged for water?), utility bills, but at least I have a roof over my head", I remember thinking as I trudged off.

Locks off!

Just shaved my Samsom locks this morning after a year of length, length and length. Woke up on Bank Holiday to see Delilah brandishing a pair of garden shears! (Gulp. Anyway, I got the trimmer out and 5 minutes later had a pile of gorgeous jet black hair nestling in front of me. And no, I didn't feel any regret, though my ability to push start the car seems a little diminished :)!

Veet - a muscle toning supplement?!

Just worked out what "VEET" is !?!?!?!? - was at the centre of a prank between Squire Goni, Suf & Muj Bruv (Gits), who informed me that it was a muscle building/toning supplementy type thingy. You've all been tagged on Facebok haha!

London FA Ref

I'm delighted to say that I have passed the course and am now a fully-qualified Level 7 (Junior) Referee. Here's my badge provided by my tutor Allan Hill.

Any Muslim comics in the house?

Islam Online - Muslims and humour? You cannot be serious? As the seeker of truth and justice I ventured down to the Apollo in London’s Hammersmith to catch a glimpse of this very widely held notion of a rare phenomenon. Billed as “the official Muslim comedy tour,” I am in search of proof in the shape of three Muslim comedians.

Yes, I said that right – not one, but three Muzzle em comedians. “You got a better chance of collectively breaking bread with the Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch, and that creature from the depths of Loch Ness”, the voice in my head muttered.I’d heard a lot and read a lot, after all, the trio are arguably the undisputed Muslim comedian heavyweights in the world – and they were here in London for one night only.

True to star billing form, the show kicked off twenty minutes late, not surprising considering the punters zoomed into their seats with barely 30 seconds to go. The Apollo was very much empty one minute and one mad rush later it was packed to the rafters. “Kicking off late true to Asian form,” I chuckled and updated my Facebook.

The evening kicked off with Palestinian Mohammed “Mo” Amer, the youngest member of the trio. 9 year old Mohammed fled his birth country of Kuwait during the Persian Gulf War. His family eventually settled in Houston, Texas.“The FBI is coming, we know, the FBI is coming – whereas my uncle calls them the Fibbie. The Fibbies coming“The who? The Fibbie wala, the Fibbie, the Fibbie, the Fibbie – the Fibbie’s coming.

Mohammed shares his fear of pronouncing the name Osama. It transpires that on one occasion his nephew Osama runs off in the shopping mall. Nervous, he can’t bring himself to shout that THAT name “Samee!”, “That was a good one huh?” he asks the audience. “Saamee!, come here. “He looks at me and shouts No! MY NAME IS OSAAAMAAA!

Frenzied with embarrassment he whimpers; “Shut up, you know how many people hunt in Texas, shut up!”

AMMF co founder Azhar Usman is up next. An experienced comic, Azhar has shared the stage with many of his favorite comedians including Dave Chappelle, Jim Gaffigan, Russell Peters, Todd Barry, and the late Mitch Hedberg.Azhar hilariously talks of the India Pakistan rivalry. During a recent visit it transpires that an Indian in Delhi being hospitable hands Azhar his business card - “Just you calling me – on my mobile only,” he shouts to stomach clutching screams from the gallery. This I must say, is a truly Asian joke, the non Asian members looked confused and many laughed at those who were laughing at what seemed rather a lame gag.

Azhar described his love for Indian movies; “I love Bollywod, and I’ve watched all the Indian movies – I mean you seen one, you seen them all.” “The poor boy and girl – forbidden love. So what do they do? They go dance in a field to keep things discreet. Discreet in a village field???“And what about the huge swathes of wedding dancers. Hey, I thought this was a poor couples wedding.” Using his microphone stand as a tree Azhar then performed his very own version of a Bollywood dance – Hrithik Roshan, you’re safe… for now.

Azhar had the audience in further fits, when he described how his father had refused to shell out on a pair of Nike Air Jordans for him; “$100? You can get the same product in India for $5,” he rebuked. Sure enough the family visit India and Azhar is treated to a trip to the grand bazaar in Patna. Dad is on the ball and takes the young Azhar to the shoe store, where lo and behold, there it is – the very same Nike Air Jordan. “You see son,” beams Azhar senior. “Everything is fine, the quality, colour, size,” reminisces Azhar. “All until you look close and notice that the “Nike” logo is actually spelt “Nice.” This was a particularly poignant gag for me, as I had a mate at school, who returned from Bangladesh with a nice pair of Reeboks. Everyone was envious. It eventually turned out that an “e” was missing from the logo, leaving him with a pair of “Reboks.

Azhar rounded off with an awesome rendition of how Asian aunties can conduct 2 hour telephone conversations with three words; "jee", "Haa", "acha", which more or less mean "yes."

Preacher Moss is the co founder. There’s a swagger about him. He’s a born comedian, built to entertain. The type of entertainer who’s simple, slight, yet deliberate facial expressions are enough to audiences to their knees. Whereas Azhar and Nohammed are energetic, electric and loud, Preacher compliments the trio as the quiet studious type.

“See, I’m African American and Muslim. The United States is scared of two things: black people, and Muslims. I got the best of both worlds!” Referring to the hunt for Bin Laden; “That Osama Bin Laden must have some cave. All these years in the wilderness, that must be some cave, a surefire bet for MTV cribs.

“£25 million?" A Muslim would sell the man out for that kind of green!"

Referring to Barack Obama’s run to the Presidency of the United States he added his own tint; “All ya Muslims out there, admit it. A man with Hussain as his middle name, with Muslim heritage gains the highest office!“You got the look in yo eyes, ya’ll hoping, praying, contemplating.

“Right down till he was sworn in as President, ya’ll were hoping right?”

I noted the exit of a lot of white audience members. As they walked out, and noticed the embarrassed expressions on many faces. Sure, they must have known that there would be a lot of self baiting, but being prepared and experiencing are two totally different entities. Thus many walked out, clearly uncomfortable with the gags about Indians, Pakistanis, Somali pirates and black people – “Think black” Preacher Moss kept reiterating, cue thunderous applause and laughter.

The trio bought the house down – I laughed so much I ended up with stomach cramps and the urge to grab an Asthma pump to curb the subsequent wheeze in my chest. With much mirth, merriment and laughter, it was an electric show and the encore at the end, rightfully bought the house down.Apart from the gags, the show was very educational.

Allah Made Me Funny has a bright future. It makes you feel proud to be a Muslim – it is an opportunity for the true and human side of Muslims to be focused and highlighted upon for a short period of time. A massive thumbs up to Pedro Carvalho and FNIK PR for co-ordinating a top class evening.

www.allahmademefunny.com

Courtesy of www.islamonline.net

Jersey Boys

Farjana Rahman

Jersey Boys is based on the electrifying true life story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. With spectacular performances of their hits, follow the rollercoaster journey of a group of working class boys from the streets of New Jersey, who worked their way to the heights of international pop stardom.

The show follows the journey of a group of working class kids who started life on the wrong side of the tracks but, by writing their own songs and inventing their sound, sold over 100 million records, all before they were thirty – becoming one of the greatest successes in pop music history.

I was familiar with the production after I watched the Royal Variety Performance, in which the actors had performed some of the songs offering a little sneak preview of the magic that was about to be unleashed on the great British public.

The music was amazing, making the audience sway to the rhythms. The songs were the actual and very popular ones released by Frank Valli & The Four Seasons. For a teenager like me, they proved to be extremely popular, especially in light of new releases by the new artist Madcon; ("Beggin").

The older generation would obviously savour the hits, reliving the 60s with "Walk Like A Man" and "Who Loves You". There was also the brilliant classic romantic song, "Cant Take My Eye Off You", gripping the audience with pure emotion. The performances, especially the songs were magnetic and instantly caught on. I had travelled to the theatre humming the songs quietly to myself in excited anticipation of what was to come. I wasn’t disappointed – I left the theatre with the songs loaded onto my memory banks and the lyrics steaming from my lips.

We were very fortunate as our seats were amongst the grandest and the view of the stage was amazing. All could be seen perfectly, every expression was so lucid and clear.

The atmosphere within the cauldron was amazing and buzzing with anticipation. The audience were gripped and there was constant clapping and encores from the gallery.

A lot of the audience joined in the singing, but I held back, a tad self conscious and embarrassed. The final showdown resulted in a huge round of clapping. It was plain obvious that those in attendance had thoroughly enjoyed the show. “Amazing, magic, beautiful,” I heard an American tourist announce to his companion as I made my way back to my seat after the interval.

The beautiful stage scenery had a main frame which the actors used, and there were stairs leading up to the balcony. The stage props were breathtaking and the periodically dimmed lights provided clever cover for members of the set to enter and exit the stage. My favourite scene was probably the performance of "Sherry," performed using an old film camera (which was used in the 60s) and projected on to a big screen, giving the impression of the artists being one with fans, as if they were on TV with fans screaming.

As a younger attendee to this wonderful production I would certainly recommend this show for everyone and anyone. The older generations will enjoy reminiscing and the younger crowd will not be able to help themselves being encapsulated by the whole experience. If you don’t have any inkling of what’s to come, the least you will gain is leaving the theatre quietly humming all the infectious songs to yourselves.

This sensational production features many of the bands worldwide hits, including: Beggin’, Oh What a Night, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You, Sherry, Walk Like a Man, Bye Bye Baby, Big Girls Don’t Cry and many more.
This evening made me realise just how good theatre is. It was my first ever experience, and certainly not the last.

www.jerseyboyslondon.com

Farjana Rahman is a secondary school student from Hampshire

Allah made me funny - Apollo Hammersmith - 17.04.09

Review report to follow very shortly...

Goalkeeping masterclass!

A masterclass in netkeeping - Though I'm no Gordon Banks, I'm sure Tim Howard caught a few tips from yours truly for this afternoon' FA cup semi :)

Total Football

Emdad Rahman meets Mamun Choudhury MBE

Asians may yet be looking to make the full breakthrough in football, but there are signs that things are about to change.

One of the many factors affecting Asians from making the grade to the higher echelons of football has been the lack of commitment at grassroots level. Many Asians still view football as very much a pastime, and many families, including promising youngsters have found it difficult juggling their academic commitments with their footballing aspirations.

The general attitude in the past has been one of, “studies come first,” and if a budding youngster makes the footballing cut, then and only then can a change of career be considered, albeit with much trepidation.

“Attitudes are changing,” said Mamun Choudhury, the newly appointed manager of Sporting Bengal United.

“More and more young people are taking a professional and long term interest in football and we have a lot of talented and dedicated coaches at grassroots level.

“Parents are more relaxed about their children participating in football, after all it’s an outlet that keeps many off the mean streets and away from the crime that is rife on our streets.

“With blossoming interest and FA backed grassroots schemes, it’s only a matter of time before we have another Michael Chopra, Zesh Rahman, Anwar Uddin and Adnan Ahmed playing consistently in the greatest league in the world.”

Lifelong community worker Mamun was awarded the MBE in honour of his dedication to Asian grassroots football in the Queens new years honours list.

At the age of 16 Mamun co founded football team. Thus commenced his long running love affair with Beaumont FC, starting with a role as the secretary of the club. Working with legendary Stepney Green teacher Colin (Astrojim) Reeves, the eager and quick witted teenager worked his way swiftly through the ranks to become the manager of this community team, becoming the youngest Bangladeshi football manager in Tower Hamlets, and one of the youngest in the country.

An FA qualified coach, Mamun also took on additional roles within the club to steer it towards more success. In 2001 he steered his beloved Beaumont to gain intermediate football status, and in 2006 helping to acquire the charter standard mark and senior club status, allowing the club to play at senior level football and the FA cup.

As manager Mamum led Beaumont FC to numerous league titles, competitions both home and abroad and various cups. His most notable success was the UK Bangladeshi championship in 2005.

In March 2009 Mamun was appointed manager of Kent senior league team
Sporting Bengal United, the senior club in the borough of Tower Hamlets. Footballing blogs were rife with speculation with what this new appointment would mean for Sporting’s fortunes. The majority of comments from rivals in the senior league pointed to Mamun’s top draw footballng pedigree and that coupled with his managing ability and experience would most .

Sporting Bengal Chairman Suroth Miah is optimistic about Mamun’s appointment; “We appointed what we strongly felt was the best manager available”, said Suroth.

“Mamun is a young manager with bags of experience.

“He possesses thorough local knowledge, and great interaction with players. This will allow him to bring the best local footballers together

“Having provided Mamun with the platform that best befits his standing in the game, we will equip Mamun with able backup and valuable support extended to all Sporting managers.

“Mamun has taken over for the last 4 games of the season, and there have been many positive signs. We are quietly optimistic about next season,” he added.

Mamun will combine his new role as head coach at Sporting Bengal United with managing the Beaumont first team. This is a mammoth task in any capacity but Mamun is optimistic; “I will be relying on a strong support network,” he said.

“I have faith in my ability and combined with experience gained through working alongside many football stalwarts, I hope to carry out both roles to the best of my ability.”

Asked as to what ingredients are vital in a footballing prodigy, Mamun blinks before reeling off a list; “dedication is foremost – the single key ingredient. You can have the greatest talent in the world, but if you’re not tuned in then you can find yourself very quickly on the scrapheap.

“Grassroots football is ruthless, and you don’t get many chances to make a mark on coaches and scouts. The wrong attitude can be very costly.”

“Ability, fitness, and flexibility are important too. At the end of the day, if you’re good enough you’ll rise to the top – it’s that simple.”

Mamun’s remarkable work as a volunteer continues outside his club duties. From 2001, he is the only individual to have carried out years of volunteer services with all the major volunteer organisations in the borough.

Mamun's work has not gone unnoticed and he has received many awards for
his hard work. In 2001 he was presented with a volunteer award by the Stepney Voice newspaper, and in 2005 he won the Jack Petchey leaders award. Similarly, in 2006 Mamun was awarded the Canary Wharf volunteer award.

“I’ve been very lucky to have had a lot of support from family, friends and colleagues,” added Mamun. “The icing on the cake has been the MBE. I may have received it as an individual, but this is testament to the wonderful people who supported me all the way.”

Hillsborough - Gone but never ever forgotten

Steel City for one day became Merseyside
No blots on the horizon point to trouble
The Red machine is in full swing
All conquering on the road to the double

Through the peak district to Sheffield
Fans take pleasure in “God’s own County”
Famed Woodhead and Snake passes
Amongst the finest of all in Blighty

On the banks of the River Don
To Hillsborough they rejoice and head
Built 9 decades prior to the year
Soon to be a shrine to the dead

So the Red Battalion of 13 arrives in port
Grobelaar, Ablett, Nicol, Staunton
Beardsley, Aldridge, Burrows, Whelan
Barnes, Houghton, McMahon, Rush, Hansen

At 2.55pm there are shrieks of delight
Witness all too customary a scene
Led out by Ray Lewis – the Hillsborough ref
King Kenny’s champs take to the green

3:00pm signals further gladness
Big match kicks off with a flourish
Heaving Leppings Lane End, opposite the Spion Kop
Human pen where many will perish

No stewards where it mattered
As ticketed Reds wielded their gold
With the carnival very much in full flow
Death’s shrill voice, calls out cold

Above all, a moral free Chief on call
“Deceitful” Duckenfield the security host
And ham-fisted superintendent Murray
Responsible for the control post

“Dishonest” Duckenfield the rookie
Held critical sway over blameless fates
Yet still gave that fateful order:
Instructing; "Open the gates"

Despite a lucid view of the Leppings pen
Both culpable of gross duty evasion
The “Deceitful, dishonest” match commander
Mistook all for a pitch invasion

In streamed an abundance of ticketed Reds
Adding to an already burgeoning number
Intensity, panic, horror set in
The Police obstinate in their slumber

Asphyxiation took hold and ribs shattered
“Please Bruce (Grobelaar), help us!” they exclaimed
As Beardsley struck the bar
Ray Lewis whistled the end of the game

The whistle set in motion a nightmare
All beheld an abominable crush
The carnival fizzled out with a whimper
Death mingled with the huge onrush

Paramedic Tony Evans blocked entry
“They’re fighting”, the Police scowled
As ad hoardings became makeshift stretchers
“Shan’t abandon the dead” another growled

Death’s stench, permeated in abundance
Owl’s Club gym resembling an ER ward
Powerful and all encompassing
Grief stricken distant lone voices roared

Trevor Hicks and his teenage daughters
In memory evergreen
Sarah and Victoria captured forever in time
Everlastingly 19 and 15

For Jon Paul, Stevie G’s cousin
3:06 the dead whistle blown
Paul Harrison senior amongst the deceased
And the rest will never be unknown

94 confirmed dead on the day
Football watched with bated breath
95 the figure four days later
As wee Lee Nicol succumbed to death

Switched off from life four years later
Number 96, Anthony David Bland
“Matter of life and death” a world away
It’s still “Justice”, the families demand

20 years and questions unanswered
Resolve is now rock iron mould
Malicious falsehoods add fuel to the fire
But justice is best served cold

Never forget the screams
The denials, the lies, the sorrow
You’ll never walk alone
Not yesterday, today or tomorrow.

For the victims and their families
Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Baroness Pola Uddin: We need all kinds of women in politics

When I entered the House of Lords 11 years ago, there was no fanfare, no acclaim at being the first Muslim female peer, or even acknowledgement of my work in the London borough of Tower Hamlets. Rather, all the coverage centred on what value I could possibly add to the House as a woman who wore a sari and breast-fed her son in the female peers room. In fact, I was advised by my peers and so-called friends that I may wish to consider wearing a suit to be taken seriously.

Full article...

Muslim News Awards For Excellence 2009

I definitely finished a runner up - Or did I???
Not according to this report :)

And here...
The hattrick completed here...
Islam Online
Another...

Morning Lane

Signpost Palestine – New fundraising T shirt & free CD

A very special package in support of Viva Palestina. The latest from Philosophy Football is a brilliant new T-shirt design which uses the front cover of the Viva Palestina CD which is FREE with every T-shirt purchased.

Usually retailing at £9.99 the FREE CD features Drew McConnell from Babyshambles, Lowkey, Celt Islam and more.

All profits from this package help fund Viva Palestina. The Palestine signpost T-shirt and FREE CD is available from www.philosophyfootball.com

Allah Made Me Funny - Live at the Apollo

One Night Only – April 17th 2009 - The show to cross all cultures!

Allah Made Me Funny, the world’s funniest Muslim comedy show is back in town for a one off performance at London’s Hammersmith Apollo. The stand up comedy show consists of three of America’s funniest comedian’s who will deliver one night of hilarious new material on topics such as being a muslim in America, politics, weddings and many more funny insights into growing up as a modern Muslim in today’s world.

The three comedians who form the ‘Allah Made Me Funny’ team are all well respected performers across America and now aim to bring down some social barriers in the UK. The Apollo show is aimed at all cultures and comedy fans, it’s a must see show for those that have missed the previous sell out tours.

Mo Amer, is known to many as the World’s Funniest Palestinian! – Mo has recently toured Iraq performing to the US troops and performed in many countries around the world including the Middle East. He is still classed as a refugee (travels with refugee passport) by the American government and is now seen by many as one of America’s bright comedy hopefuls for the future. He himself hopes to one day perform back in his family homeland roots of Palestine.

Preacher Moss, an Afro American Muslim convert has toured extensively across the USA and Europe for many yrs, he talks about many issues including being black and fitting into an Asian Muslim family.

Azhar Usman, better known to his friends as the lawyer has performed extensively across the States, Europe and also in India. His brand of humour and appearance will make you smile instantly as he describes his upbringing and how his looks often lead to ridiculous judgements by others.

“It's surely no overstatement to claim the world needs this tour” Edinburgh Evening News

“Heard the one about the bomber?” Guardian “Funniest guys I have ever heard” Sir David Frost

Tickets from £25 - £35 – www.ticketmaster.com / www.chillitickets.com

Info on AMMF – www.ammftour.com / www.allahmademefunny.com

Congratulations to Mr Siraj Ali on Channel S Community Award 2009

My sincerest congratulations to Mr Siraj Ali, who tonight has pipped me for the Channel S community awards 2009.

Pride of Asia Food Taster Day

Catering giants Pride of Asia organised a unique Food Taster Day to gauge Community opinion on food services available in the area. Management opened up the newly refurbished restaurant floor for part of the afternoon to give the community a chance to have their say on improvements that could be considered and implemented.
“We are revamping our restaurant menu and came up with the idea of having our menu influenced by those who matter the most to us – our customers,” said Manager WH Shelim.

“It is precisely with this idea in mind that we have invited customers to partake of our finest culinary delights this afternoon.

“We will be taking opinions in various ways like questionnaires, verbal and emails. The feedback we receive will greatly contribute to our new and upcoming menu, he added.”

High points:

A wonderful new layout and décor gives the interior an interesting and very satisfying appeal.

The food was top draw. My sons attended with me, and we thoroughly enjoyed all the delights on offer. It’s not hard to see why Pride of Asia are top dogs.


Low point:

Just the one! A screaming banshee who kept hissing to her senior colleagues; “this is a taster, not a wedding,” – referring to hungry visitors who dared to go for a second portion. It was lunchtime after all, and some of us had been working prior to attending the event.

The worst thing was that there were less than 20 guests at the time and all within earshot. I found her attitude detrimental to the great standards at POA and offensive to attending guests. Bangladeshis don’t believe in tasters – it’s a full whack meal or nothing. Keep this in mind honey because that’s where the greens are going to roll in from. If you can’t, I suggest you please leave the kitchen.

The Damned United

The first thing you can do is chuck all your medals and caps... ..and all your pots and pans ... Throw them in a bin, because you won them all by cheating.

"We are now going to win in a better way.”

Evoked and countless fond memories of the late great Brian Clough are unleashed with the release of The Damned United, played brilliantly by Michael Sheen and based on the fictional book by David Peace – which highlights Clough’s volcanic relationship and inability to win the loyalty and support of Leeds players loyal to Don Revie.

Brylcreamed and red cheeked – Old Big Ead was the greatest manager England never had. He would never have made it. His outspoken nature, wit, humour, and arrogance saw to that. But it was those exact qualities that endeared him to the people that mattered – the fans.

Cloughie – lest we are unaware, took football into showbusiness. The nearest we have to him today is Jose Mourinho. The extraordinary film flicks between Cloughie’s 44 disastrous days in charge of Don Revie’s Leeds and his miracle stint as boss at Derby County, where he won the league title and reached the semis of the European Cup.

After being sacked by Chairman Longson (Jim Broadbent) and the Derby County board, Clough all but seals a move to become boss at moneybags Brighton & Hove Albion. Following a verbal agreement with the Brighton chairman, Clough takes a holiday break, where he is persuaded to make a U turn and become newly installed England boss Don Revie’s successor at Leeds United. The film also poignantly focuses on attachment to Peter Taylor (Timothy Spall), as well as his loathing for Don Revie (Colm Meaney).

Clough, his decision to take the helm at a team he despised, to replace his abhorred nemesis Revie, sitting in his chair, banning all talk of him is one of football’s most enthralling naratives.

Many will understandably state and agree that the film is for certain football fans only – particularly those with interests in leeds, all things Clough and 70’s football.

Norman (Bites yer legs) Hunter, the iconic Leeds and England hardman offered an honest summation and opinion at the premiere of the film; “Watching The Damned United, I found myself feeling very protective towards the memory of Brian Clough, Which is a bit strange because for most of his 44 days at Leeds United he was trying to buy Colin Todd to replace me.”

“Even though Clough turned out to be a disastrous appointment at Elland Road, only a fool would fail to acknowledge his greatness as a manager and I am not sure his qualities are done justice by the film.”

The film has been snubbed by the Clough family, who were upset at the book as well.

The Damned United is showing at the Vue cinema in Dagenham, Dagenham Leisure Park, Cook Road, Dagenham, Essex, RM9 6UQ.

You'll never walk alone at wembley stadium

Ledley’s Kings knee – and the jerk reaction

He’s served the Spurs with gusto
Just another Senrab production
Served the flag home and abroad
With commendable distinction

Now we pressure him to retire
To the last chance saloon bar
“He can’t train,” they sneer
Remember a certain McGrath?

So he won’t feature in every match
Yet a very able squad deputy
Slot in for an absent lynchpin
Step in for Rio or Terry

With knackered knees on reserve
And accused of living a con
Battered white, red and blue
Still the old warhorse trudges on

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Trust the different world leaders

2 Youth work practitioners from Tower Hamlets (Anam Hoque and Rofikul Islam) were given the opportunity of a lifetime by being selected amongst hundreds of individuals in the UK by the British Council to take part in Trust the Difference leadership programme.

Anam spent time in Nigeria and while Rofikul spent time in Tanzania. Both youth workers spent time learning about leadership skills on peace, conflict management and intercultural dialogue with other UK and African country participants. Anam Hoque “PEACE Youth model” has already won a beacon award and is now being set to be developed into an international PEACE youth model with the British Council and other international agencies.

“The whole experience