Friday, March 22, 2019

Neighbours in Poplar aid trip to Calais!

Calais Monday 18th March 2019

Blog notes from Sister Christine Frost: 

A group of six of us spent a day at the Calais Refugee Community Kitchen engaged in a variety of jobs including washing over 60 pairs of clogs worn by kitchen volunteers, sorting out camping equipment and washing up hundreds of plates!!!! We had arrived with commercial bags of rice & barrels of oil (see photo of our young volunteers loading the mini bus before our journey), an assortment of clothes, food stuffs, biscuits & sweets & most vitally important a large container of fresh garlic which had been requested by CRK the evening before!

The mini bus smelt of garlic by the time we arrived at the kitchen & it was given a warm welcome!

A group of American youngsters from their London School were enjoying a break from sorting clothes as we arrived. They described their four day visit to the kitchen as an enormous culture shock. Emdad took a photo of the group holding his football shirts.

As usual we were completely over awed by the dedication and bonhomie of the volunteers & the whole efficiency of the exercise. We saw vans leave with cooked meals for Dunkirk. Seven others were being loaded for distribution points in and around Calais.

‘’When you look at the spirit of the Kitchen etc coming together united with people of all faiths, political persuasions, languages serving their fellow humans. A common purpose is so binding enabling amazing feats of  generosity to take place'' - Emdad

Our next date is booked for Wednesday the 24th of April when volunteers from the local DWP office have booked to come along and committed themselves to fill the bus with food etc.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Gordon Banks - England’s number one

Pele screamed “Gol”
Alberto and Jairzinho tricky
Banks saves heart and soul
Modestly terming it “lucky”

Brilliance from the World Cup winner
In the heat of Guadalajara
Chesterfield, Leicester, Stoke, FIFA
Named six times keeper of the year

Once the Kop lauded merrily 
"Nice work, Gordon," sang the ranks 
Lap of honour with Bill Shankly
You’ll never walk alone Gordon Banks

Gordon Banks 1937-2019

12 02 19

number7
© emdad rahman 



Friday, February 08, 2019

Food poverty is now a public health emergency

Dr Sinéad Furey of Ulster University says that food poverty is now a public health emergency and the number of emergency food parcels distributed by food banks is rising.

In January 2019, the Environmental Audit Committee published their latest report on the Sustainable Development Goals in the UK follow-up: Hunger, malnutrition and food insecurity in the UK.

The major findings were that:
  • Food insecurity is significant and growing in the UK, with levels among the worst in Europe, especially for children.
  • Government has failed to recognise and respond domestically – and has allowed these issues to ‘fall between the cracks’.
  • Government obesity strategy is silent on food insecurity.
  • Minister for Hunger should be appointed to ensure cross-departmental action.

The report highlights the need to ensure Government cross-departmental understanding and action on hunger and implement strategies for improvement and monitor progress.

Chair of the Environmental Audit Committee, Mary Creagh MP, said: “The combination of high living costs, stagnating wages and often, the rollout of Universal Credit and the wider benefits system, means that levels of hunger in Britain are some of the highest across Europe. We found that nearly one in five children under 15 are living in a food insecure home – a scandal which cannot be allowed to continue.“

The report’s findings align with details in the recent book, The Economics of Emergency Food Aid Provision: A Financial, Social and Cultural Perspective by Martin Caraher and Sinéad Furey. 

In London the Ummah Welfare Trust has been implementing a volunteer led drive to help raise awareness and help alleviate food poverty. 

After delivering essentials and food parcels to Brocklebank homeless hostel in Barking & Dagenham, UWT Public Relations and Fundraising Manager Shaba Ali commented, “Although we live in the seventh richest country in the world it is a huge concern when you get an idea of the depth of the problem we have here. In fact one in four children are currently living in poverty in our country and this figure is growing to give us some of the highest rates of childhood food insecurity in all of Europe. 

“Just like any other charity UWT will work with the community to provide support to those who need it the most.”

#EndHungerUK

Thursday, February 07, 2019

It’s time to talk!

So many folk are unable to address their mental health because they’re staying strong for everyone else.

Mental health is not detectable if someone keeps it private. Often it comes to the fore when the said individual loses all control or has a major breakdown.

The majority maintain a sunshine smile and keep it under wraps for fear of stigma and to not worry those who rely on them so much.

It’s important we as a society can encourage openness. You don’t have to shout it from the hills but you should be able to share anything causing anxiety with someone trusted and thus halve the problem at the very least.

Often the stumbling block is breaking the ice. If anyone notices something amiss it may be better to step up the engagement levels a teeny bit more to reinforce the belief that you really are there if needs be - Being seemingly oblivious does help in these situations. 

You’re not alone... 

#timetotalk #timetotalkday #mentalhealth #thewanderinglondoner

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Marrakech memories with Team MC


    So many kids in need 
    They look to you and me
    We extend our love indeed 
    Hand in hand with Team MC

    We sprinted to ease their fears
    We jogged to shine their light
    We walked to stem their tears
    Their eyes sovivid and bright 

    Marrakech, exotic, beautiful 
    We all just ran and ran
    Thanks H, the charging bull 
    Harry, Matt, Rash, Irfan

    In tribute to #TeamMC Marrakech 2019

    number7
    © emdad rahman

Saturday, January 12, 2019

West Ham, Neo CC and Andrew Fraser all on the agenda at One Third homeless soup kitchen


Homeless blog

Everybody needs help sometimes!

Without relying too much stats I can tell you the reader straight off that the homeless situation and food poverty in general is not getting any better anytime soon. 

Just take a walk around the area and it’s clear that several soup kitchens are needed to just reach out to visitors and guests. At least at the Stratford Centre we have a roof over our heads and good foot flow. Staff from the centre are always very polite and helpful (There was this guy once) and I always have meaningful conversations with Police officers, tourists, football fans who are always very supportive and want to know more about what we do. 

Tonight was quite different really. I met two gentleman who shared a very useful outreach concept and I think we could really work well together in partnership in the near future. We were graced by the visit of Andrew Fraser, the author of Invisible: A Diary of Rough Sleeping in Britain. Fraser ate, mingled and I even allowed him to leave a few copies of his excellent book on our table for selling purposes. 

Tonight’s food and drink was provided by National Cricket League Division 1 champions NEO CC. Captain Ayaz Karim was joined by Anindita Ani, Shaha Riadh, batsman of the year Juwel Roy and Shahriar Islam. Also in attendance was NCL co founder Sajid Patel. 

I still had toiletries from the fantastic Christmas donations from Peri, Luisa and the crew at Pearson One90 Holborn and these were very gratefully accepted by recipients tonight. Lucy and Linda provided plenty fruit and veg. 

With Declan Rice securing a 1-0 win for West Ham  against Arsenal at London Stadium the mood around Stratford was an altogether jovial one for Saturday night. I was handed a fiver by a very Appy Ammer to spend on goods. 

Mohamed Salah ensures Liverpool got three points against Chris Hughton’s Seagulls at the Amex so a very good Saturday in all. 

Thanks to the adults and kids who made a smashing team tonight. The important thing is we use whatever means we have at our disposal to keep raising awareness. 

#homeless



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Wednesday, January 09, 2019

DLR walk




For our DLR walk this week we explored the area between Shadwell and Tower Gateway.
 
We saw how the railway helped shape the neighbourhood, and witnessed at Goodman’s Fields – how the former goods yard is being re-worked into new developments.
 
Along the way, we also encountered tea and wool warehouses, and galloping horses.
 
www.walkeast.org
0791 922 1806
 







Sunday, January 06, 2019

Regents Park 10K welcomes 2019

The Mornington Chasers started the new year as they finished - Running full pelt in pursuit of PBs and medals. 


Once again The Hub was the location for the latest Regent's Park 10k, a race around the scenic surroundings of one of London's most iconic parks and suitable for experienced runners as well as first-timers alike, using roads and footpaths.

The race featured chip timing and prizes were awarded to the leading runners and age category winners. Finish line goodies and a bespoke medal were on offer for every finisher plus a selection of finish line goodies.

In attendance were East Londoners Abdal Ahmed and Emdad Rahman from Tower Hamlets and Barking & Dagenham who both joined fellow runners to complete the run. 

Emdad Rahman said, “It was a very well organised event with very friendly people at an iconic location. We recommend the run and will be back ourselves.” 

Proceeds from the event were donated to the 401 Foundation. 

Launched by the man who famously ran 401 marathons in 401 days, The 401 Foundation's mission is simple - To passionately strive to help people build their confidence and self-esteem along with tackling mental health and self-development issues, by financially supporting local community projects and individuals directly.

The fun morning also included a Children's 800m Race and Adults 2 Mile Fun Run.

Regent's Park is the perfect setting for a fast, flat and traffic-free Sunday morning 10k. The flat course covers an accurately measured 10k route within the park and attracts runners of all abilities. Beginners are most welcome.

The race is chip timed and mostly flat with slight undulation. The race is fully marshaled with kilometre markers, water station, toilets and baggage area.

Prizes include:
Medal for all Finishers
Race and age category prizes
Grand Prix Series prizes

You can enter a single race or save money by buying a 3 or 6 race entry ticket. Enter online or download an entry form for postal entries. Entry closes at noon on the Friday before the race.

The next race is on 3 February 2019 - 9:00 am followed by 3 March 2019. 

Readers and runners can register here - https://www.chaser.me.uk/tenk/entry.php?referrer=

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

A volunteer speaks for every one of us...

Today I heard a comment made about me behind my back, I started to turn around and look but decided better of it, I know I make mistakes!

In fact maybe I’m not that great a coach, but I do treat the kids fairly and with respect. 

Please remember I’m just a volunteer, I’m not Sir Alex Ferguson. I’m the one who answered the call when the club said they didn’t have enough coaches. I’m pretty sure they like coming to my sessions, and my games, and without me or someone like me, there’d be no teams to play for. 

I understand that you were too busy. I have some news for you; I’m not retired, I’m busy too. 

I have children and a job, just like you do. 

But I’m out here on the field trying my best to teach these children how to play a sport they love. 

I’m part of this community too and it’s no picnic being out here constantly criticised. 

I often receive emails with suggestions about who should be playing where, and how my tactics were wrong, and how their child is playing out of position or a million other things I’m doing wrong. 

Many nights, I’m sure you’ve already had dinner and are relaxing on the couch by the time I kick the mud off my shoes and climb into my car, which hasn’t been washed or vacuumed for weeks. 

If I sound angry, I’m not. 

I do this because I love it. And I love coaching the kids. 

There are plenty of rewards and the positives outweigh the negatives. 

I just wish sometimes, those who don’t wish to volunteer their time would leave the coaching to the few of us who do!

Credit: The unknown coach

This powerful message applies to all levels of the game. Football is a game to be enjoyed but some fail miserably to digest that. 

At the end of the summer it depressed me greatly to have to witness a bunch of plus fifty year olds absolutely skinning alive their two volunteer coaches verbally and then having a public on field brawl amongst themselves.

I’ve been a referee on the field and been verbally abused and threatened physically. 

There’s elements on the vets scene who indulge in picking, poking, backbiting whilst contributing nothing constructive whatsoever. 

I can look after myself just fine and have put many Moustache Petes in their places over the years - Most cowardly bullies simply need to be confronted and they lose their ability to speak before retreating hastily back into their holes. 

I’m writing this in solidarity with hundreds of my fellow male and female coaches in different sports who go through hell at the hands of selfish adults and youngsters. 

At the end of the day it’s a huge loss to the grassroots game when brilliant and astute coaching volunteers step down because of the intolerance and disrespect they face. 

Look yourself in the mirror - If you’ve behaved in such a way it’s time you took a long hard look at yourself. 


Your conduct over a game is hugely reflective of your true personality. Most of us do it for free - The least you can do is have some respect! #thewanderinglondoner

Wednesday, August 01, 2018

One Day In The Haram


Interview with Producer Abrar Hussain

Emdad Rahman

One Day in the Haram is the extraordinary story of the Haram in Makkah. 

For the first time in history, viewers witness the inner workings of the Haram, as seen through the eyes of the workers, over a full day period.

Director Abrar Hussain spent over a year researching different aspects of the Haram, to bring about the most complete and compelling vision of the Haram ever produced.

Packed with knowledge and never before seen footage, this is a film that anyone with even a passing interest in Islam must see.

Abrar has lot of plans in the pipeline. The film was actually shot for cinema exhibition to provide a unique and inclusive experience. He said, “I wanted to create a togetherness whilst viewing so the cinema tours are very important. Next up is Australia and then Canada and we are looking at France and mainland Europe.”

At the end of Ramadan an Indonesian tv provider broadcasted One Day In the Haram on the day of Eid to ten million people. Naturally Abrar is delighted, “The film was made for every Muslim and non Muslim and we are simply delighted to get it out to everyone. 

“I’m grateful as a film maker to have made one film like this and I feel totally blessed. Even if I never get to make another film in the future I'm still very happy knowing I made One Day In The Haram.”

“The UK charity Islamic Help - it’s marketing manager Toyris Miah, along with broadcaster and presenter Rahim Jung were the first two people outside of my team to view the film. They said ‘we love it and want to take it to  the community via cinema.’ And so we made it happen.”

Abrar has always been fascinated by film and cinematography, “I remember recording birthdays and family functions as a ten year old. As I grew older I started to pick up bigger and more advanced cameras - If you have a passion for something then you should chase it. I did.”

Abrar admits he has “too many influences,” when it comes to directors who have shaped his work - “There’s Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, in fact if anyone analyses One Day In The Haram it will be evident that a lot of the film I modelled on the beautiful shots Stanley Kubrick introduced thirty years ago with symmetrical shootings - Symmetry was a big part of the cinematography of the film and the time lapses played a huge part too.

“I’m very grateful we got to make the film and the feedback we have received is that its beautiful, its amazing, its opened peoples eyes and made them aware of what exactly the Haram is.”

This is a truly captivating documentary, which details the Islamic rituals and rich history of the Haram. 

Every year, millions of pilgrims from all across the world flock to this holy site as part of Hajj and Umrah pilgrimages.

Following on from the huge success of One Day In The Haram an exclusive UK-wide city tour is planned and UK charity Penny Appeal will be hosting viewings of this fantastically insightful documentary from the 7th September till the 29th September for a bargain price of just £5!

All proceeds from the tour will go towards life-changing charity appeals, such as Education First and Thirst Relief. 

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Team Bangladesh 2018 ILFL World Cup timeline



18th June 2018: Inner City World Cup announced


20th June 2018: Emdad Rahman appointed manager of Team Bangladesh by Koys Miah and Rashid Ali (chair and vice chair of the Inner London Football League)

21st June 2018: Abdul Hamid Yusuf and Muhammed Nashir agree to join Team Bangladesh as Assistant Managers 

22nd June 2018: Emdad Rahman officially unveiled as Head Coach of Team Bangladesh

25th June 2018: Team Bangladesh initial 30-man squad shortlisted

28th June 2018: World Cup live draw held at Mabley Green:

Group A:

Algeria
Morocco
South Africa
England

Group B:

Jamaica
Colombia
Brazil
Bangladesh

29th July 2018: Avenue Construction are unveiled as the official sponsors of the first ever ILFL World Cup

2nd July 2018: Team Bangladesh hold training session and team meet up at Stepney Astroturf

3rd July 2018: Team Bangladesh squad trimmed to 20

6th July 2018: Official Team Bangladesh squad announced:

Bangladesh squad for ILFL World Cup Squad 2018

Coaching team:

Emdad Rahman MBE - Head coach

Muhammed Nashir - Assistant manager
Abdul Hamid Yusuf - Assistant manager

Russell Rahman - Abdul Hanif - Shuhel Ullah - Abdal Ahmed - Jewel Haque - Tafazzul Ali
Khalid Ahmed - Abdul Wahid - Abdul Wadud - Hassan Abdullah - Arshadur Rahman - Abdul Salam - Atiqul Islam - Abul Hussain - Jallal Miah - Forhad M Shah

8th July 2018: Team Bangladesh win the first ever ILFL Inner City World Cup after beating favourites Colombia, Jamaica, Brazil, second favourites England and Brazil again in the final on penalties. Ahead of the tournament Abdul Hanif and Abdal Ahmed are appointed captain and vice-captain respectively.

Colombia 1-2 Bangladesh - Abdal Ahmed (pen), Jewel Haque
Jamaica 0-4 Bangladesh – Ash Rahman, Tafazzul Ali, Abdul Wahid, Abul Hussain
Brazil 1-2 Bangladesh – Abdul Wadud (2)

Semi Final: Bangladesh 5-3 England – Atiqul Islam, Abdul Hanif, Tafazzul Ali, Hassan Abdullah, Ash Rahman

Final: Bangladesh 1-1 Brazil – Ash Rahman
Bangladesh win 4-3 on penalties

Manager of the tournament: Emdad Rahman
Player of the tournament: Abdal Ahmed

Bangladesh make history as the first winners of the Inner London Football League World Cup. The trophy is handed over to the victorious team by ILFL vice chairman Rashid Ali.

13th July 2018: Team Bangladesh are given a celebratory reception by Mohammed Ayas Miah – The Official Speaker of Tower Hamlets council

17th July 2018 – Team Bangladesh are invited to a tea reception at Barking Town Hall by Sanchia Alasia – The Mayor of Barking &Dagenham

26th July 2018: In a charity friendly Team Bangladesh defeat Team Rohingya 7-1 at Mabley Green
7th October 2018 - Team Bangladesh are honoured at the Inner London Football League annual awards night in the presence of chair Koys Miah, vice chair Rashid Ali and Councillor Ayas Miah, the Speaker of Tower Hamlets Council.

Sunday, July 08, 2018

Team Bangladesh win first ever ILFL World Cup

Muhammad Hamza

Brilliant Team Bangladesh have overcome the odds to create history and become the first ever winners of the inner city 7 a side World Cup organised by the Inner London Football League.

Emdad Rahman’s squad who were all assembled from within the vicinity of Tower Hamlets, Camden, Newham and Barking & Dagenham were drawn in the group of death alongside favourites Brazil, second favourites Colombia and a formidable Jamaica side.

The first game against Colombia saw an assured display result in a convincing 2-1 win with a penalty from vice captain Abdal Ahmed and a solo finish from Jewel Haque resulting in a hugely morale boosting start.

It was the lift Team Bangladesh needed and this followed a resounding 4-0 second game thrashing of Jamaica courtesy of Ash Rahman, Tafazzul Ali, Abdul Wahid and Abul Hussain.

With both Brazil and England through to the semis both teams played under less pressure in their deciding game with Rahman, Nashir and Yusuf opting to look at different formations.

Brazil took the lead but two stunning efforts from Abdul Wadud saw Team Bangladesh through to face newly installed favourites England.

The game of the tournament saw Bangladesh run out blistering 5-3 winners in a thrilling semi final with Atiqul Islam, team captain Abdul Hanif, Tafazzul Ali, Hassan Abdullah and Ash Rahman making the difference against a brilliant England side.

It was left for one last push as Bangladesh met their old friends Brazil in the final who had earlier beaten Morocco in an entertaining semi final shoot out.

A tense but energetic finale saw a well organised Brazil equalising Ash Rahman’s opener. There were no more goals and it was onto penalties.

Team Bangladesh keeper Russell Rahman pulled off two stupendous saves and following on from his exploits in the Sylhet Upazila Cup in 2018 it was Jewel Haque who once again scored the decisive penalty to send the players and supporters into raptures as Bangladesh were crowned World Cup winners.

Inner London Football League chair Koys Miah commented, “We organised this tournament to bring our communities together. It’s our very first attempt and we have been surprised at just what a magnificent spectacle today has been as we have celebrated the best of Britain and its communities. Football has united us today."

After handing out the runners up and winners trophy vice chair Rashid added, “This tournament can only go from strength to strength. A massive thank you to our sponsors Avenue Construction and huge congratulations to Emdad Rahman and his superb team for their fantastic win. The team were simply immense from the very first game and against some of the most outstanding teams from our community.”

Bangladesh head coach Emdad Rahman MBE concluded, “Despite being in the group of death not once did I ever doubt the boys could achieve this. What was key today was the attitude of the players, the genuine camaraderie, respect for themselves and opponents, hunger and undoubted ability.

“Each man played his part to a tee and I don’t think a team has ever made so many rotations as we accomplished the distinction of giving game time to each member of our 16 man squad in every game.

“As the squad came together on the pitch they created the perfect storm. We were devastating going forward, we were deviating at the back! Well done to our team - We have created a legacy here today which will be celebrated for years to come.

“I’d like to say huge thanks to ILFL for their faith in appointing me as head coach and my coaching team of Muhammed Nashir and Hamid Yusuf for their amazing input and management at all times. They along with the players are the real heroes today- It has been an honour being their figurehead and I tip my hat to them.”

Bangladesh: ILFL World Cup Winners 2018

Coaching team:

Emdad Rahman MBE: Head coach & manager

Muhammed Nashir: Assistant manager
Abdul Hamid Yusuf: Assistant manager

Russell Rahman
Abdul Hanif
Shuhel Ullah
Abdal Ahmed
Jewel Haque
Tafazzul Ali
Khalid Ahmed
Abdul Wahid
Abdul Wadud
Hassan Abdullah
Arshadur Rahman
Abdul Salam
Atiqul Islam
Abul Hussain
Jallal Miah
Forhad M Shah

Player of the tournament: Abdal Ahmed

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

This is Klopp’s Liverpool



Mohamed Salah’s hair
Bobby & Mane so uber cool
Of all the teams out there
Why do fans choose Liverpool?
 
There’s tales of King Kenny
Bill Shankly OBE
Boot room & Bob Paisley
Smokin Joe & Rafa's legacy
 
Mohamed Salah’s hair
Bobby & Mane so uber cool
Of all the teams out there
Why do fans choose Liverpool?
 
Derby Day Reds V Blue
I witnessed Gerrard score three
Sang heartily with the Kop crew
In a thunderous Mersey derby
 
A fabled terrace from the Boer War
Songs, chants and the Kops roar
Be there nowt on the score
Or an Anfield blitz of four
 
Mohamed Salah’s hair
Bobby & Mane so uber cool
Of all the teams out there
Why do fans choose Liverpool?
 
And then came Sky Blue City
Seeking a place in the semi
Blitzed at Anfield by three
Three cheers on the Mersey
 
With five European big ears
Eastlands hosts the Red cyclone
Klopp’s men have no fears
They seldom walk alone
 
Mohamed Salah’s hair
Bobby & Mane so uber cool
Of all the teams out there
Why do fans choose Liverpool?
 
number7
© emdad rahman



Wednesday, April 04, 2018

Ray Wilkins 1956-2018


At the tender age of eighteen
Stamford Bridge he made his mark
The boy did ‘dangerously well’
A class act on and off the park
 
Deft touches and radar passes
Is how we’ll celebrate Ray
That lob and chip against Belgique
Elegant and masterful play
 
An FA Cup final curler
Ray rocked the mic at Wembley
He valued the small people
The cleaner, the fan, the trainee
 
Old Firm stunner for that Ibrox hero
Today he’d be England’s Pirlo
Leggenda Rossonera
Ciao Ray from the San Siro

number7
©emdad rahman


Monday, December 18, 2017

Fake News: Strange historical facts reimagined in the world of Donald Trump

Emdad Rahman

In a nutshell Fake News: Strange historical facts re-imagined in the world of Donald Trump, is lampooning of Olympic Gold standards by witty Newham based Author David Hutter.

The short digest by the 38 year old begins with a disclaimer warning that there is no suggestion that the fictional elements of this book – that is, anything other than the “What really happened” sections are based on the actual behaviour of the persons mentioned therein.

Hutter’s satire focusses on the Donald’s attitude towards North Korea and assorted sycophants from both sides of the pond. The work describes imaginary scenes of what it might be like if the 45th President of the United States of America was involved in obscure historical events such as the military standoff between France and Brazil over whether spiny lobsters are fish or not. 
Events are described at the end of each chapter, with online and book sources provided in case the reader wishes to find out more about them.

Hutter had the idea for the book when he and his wife and went on holiday to China during the summer. 

He said: “At the time, I'd just finished writing and editing my first novel, a satire about hipsters, and I'd put it away for a couple of months to go over it one last time with fresh eyes. But while we were away, I read a book on British colonialism in China, and I imagined Theresa May acting like British politicians did in the 19th century. It struck me that re-imagining historical events with present-day politicians as the protagonists is actually a great way to convey the magnitude of terrible incidents that happened so long ago it can be difficult to really emotionally connect with them.

“And since any politics-related train of thought invariably leads to Donald Trump right now, I developed my initial idea and decided that by focusing on offbeat and amusing historical events instead of serious ones, I could turn this into a satire about the Donald.”

The parody commences at 4.15 am on the January morning after his inauguration day as the new president plots to become the most famous POTUS ever. Thereupon America’s chosen one embarks on replacing the Lincoln Memorial with his own on D Day and declaring all out war on North Korea via Twitter.

Based on those triumphs there’s the changing of the number of days in a week from 7 to 12 to make America great again on the premise that if there are 12 inches in a foot, so why not 12 weekdays. 
As such a move as explained to Sean Spicer would “be great for the economy because people will have to work twice as many days to have a weekend off, so we’ll double our productivity.”

There’s mention of exchanges with old friend, and current foe Alex Salmond over matters related to gold and of course Scottish independence.  Other facts the story is based on – which include a rabbit attack, the accidental loss of nuclear bombs and the ceremonial burial of Presidential body parts – are described at the end of each chapter.

With fictional Donald Trump anecdotes that are based on the mess created by some of history’s greatest megalomaniacs and worst decision makers, this satire offers the small consolation that while things are bad right now, the world has been here before.

After reading this side splitting spoof I would certainly recommend it to readers of all persuasions. The potent mix of hearty satire blended with vigorous and seriously witty political reflection will provide readers with an unconventional chuckle whilst at the same time highlighting our very real current state of affairs.

After all the power of ridicule is a powerful tool to highlight our collective human deficiencies. 
Hutter agrees: “I guess that just reflects my outlook on life, as pretty much all of my writing is satirical. And with Donald Trump, satire is just a natural fit.”

Fake News: Strange historical facts re-imagined in the world of Donald Trump can be purchased on Kindle for £3.80 or paperback at £5.70 from Amazon.