British 10k 2009

Very pleased with a healthy 1:07 time. Got home Sunday morning at 3am from Newcastle, after a hefty weekend of excess. This was evident in thew first three miles, but I was ok thereadfter. Completed my run with no stops too.

Just one question: Am I the only runner out of 35.000 that facebooked the whole journey///

Work

The new whistle blowers team

That's me and some of the boys from our refs course. Ray Gibson, Chair of Tower Hamlets Sports Council, Cllr Rofique Ullah with Lead Member for Culture at Tower Hamlets Council as the new referees make the most of their new powers.

The football season might be over, but Tower Hamlets has eleven newly qualified referees and they are all raring to go.

Completing a nine week training course that was part funded by Tower Hamlets Council, they will be ready to referee non-league football matches next season.

Councillor Rofique U Ahmed, Lead Member for Culture at Tower Hamlets Council, congratulated the newly qualified referees.

He said: "Good referees are vital to football. It’s fantastic that these guys have shown the commitment and dedication to become referees. They’re role models for the borough’s young people and their support will help develop the sport in Tower Hamlets.”

The referees successfully passed a written theory examination. They now have to take part in the practical element of the course, which will see them referee six matches with the support of a mentor. On completion they will be presented with a Football Association Referees' Certificate.

The referee course was heavily funded by Tower Hamlets Sports Council with participants making a small contribution. It is one of a host of initiatives spearheaded by Tower Hamlets Football Partnership. Led by Tower Hamlets Council, the Partnership aims to improve football participation and accessibility in the borough.

So far the Partnership has increased the number of Chartered Standard Football Clubs, from three to 10, and has welcomed the borough's first women's football club.

To find out more about the training opportunities available through the partnership, contact Derek Bennett, Tower Hamlets Council's Senior Football Development Officer on 020 7364 2681 or email derek.bennett@towerhamlets.gov.uk

BILLY LIDDELL MEMORIAL GARDEN TAKES SHAPE

Work on a memorial garden and cairn is underway in Townhill Park, just across the road from the house where Billy Liddell grew up and lived in until he signed for Liverpool Football Club in 1939.

Jimmy Ferguson who started the campaign said: ‘In just a year we have campaigned successfully for Billy Liddell to be entered into the Scottish Football Association’s Hall of Fame, and now we look forward to the creation of a garden and memorial dedicated to one of Scottish football’s greats. He made 534 appearances for Liverpool, scoring 228 goals, and was capped 28 times for Scotland.’

Local Labour Councillor Bill McCulloch, convenor of the Billy Liddell Campaign says: ‘We are really pleased at the level of support for the campaign locally and from fans of Liverpool throughout the world. We are planning to have the work in the garden completed, and for it to be officially opened in late September or early October.’

Thomas Docherty Treasurer for the campaign group is asking for members of the public to provide some financial support to the campaign. He says: ‘We are looking to raise about £2000 to provide a fitting and lasting memorial to Billy in his home village of Townhill. Members of the public can make donations, including taking part in an online raffle for a limited edition ceramic figurine of Billy Liddell – an item likely to sought after by collectors of football memorabilia (photo attached). Tickets cost only £2 and can be purchased on line from the campaign’s website shortly.

www.billyliddell.org.uk
Donations can also be made via the website.

Still looking for Eric

1.2 mil was the magic number
Au Revoir Leeds with the title won
Short swift leap across the Pennines
To become Salford’s favourite son

Rebel with a touch of madness
We preferred to call it creative flair
Flawed genius, yes that’s what he was
Seducing all in a frantic love affair

I’m not one to condone Kungfu Fu Eric
But Selhurst saw yob law met head on
Simmons just added to the fable
By the right boot of the Stretford Don

And so all the seagulls followed the trawler
In frantic search of sardines they trailed
Nobody thought, everybody just knew
“Ooh aah Cantona!” the faithful wailed

Unmatched influence on the English game
That regal air and the poise of a cleric
Twelve years on we still seek that hero
Yes that’s right, we’re still looking for Eric

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Grande Platty (David Platt)

Nineteen Hundred and Sixty six
Born and raised in Oldham’s Chadderton
Excelling at Dario Gradi’s Crewe
After heartbreaking rejection by Big Ron

Nurtured and refined by the master Taylor
Acclaimed by many as the new Robbo
With injury cursing our captain Marvel
Stepped up the Holte End hero

My supreme Platty moment in Italia 90
Bologna’s Stadio Renato Dall'Ara
Last sixteen, 119th minute
All seen from London to Guadalajara

Belgie Belgique had performed slightly better
Ceulemans, Gerets, Van Der Elst and co
The wily Guy Thys pulling strings
Orchestrated by the irrepressible Scifo.

“And if England could just unlock
Observed the Sage Mooro from afar
“The door with this free kick
“We could save all that drama”

Gazza raises arms and runs up
Deft chip towards the gaping net
Floating butterfly and inevitable bee sting
Focus, lock, swivel, volley, pure velvet

Last eight for glorious England
Agony for keeper Preud Homme
Platty went on to net twenty six more
But none so with such great aplomb

Number 7
Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Red and Blue

Inside the Chinese fur trade

Still insist on wearing fur? Take a look inside the Chinese fur trade. This is a shocking video, so don't click if you're averse to violence, blood, gore :(


Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.

Before they are skinned alive, animals are pulled from their cages and thrown to the ground; workers bludgeon them with metal rods or slam them on hard surfaces, causing broken bones and convulsions but not always immediate death. Animals watch helplessly as workers make their way down the row.

Undercover investigators from Swiss Animal Protection/EAST International recently toured fur farms in China's Hebei Province, and it quickly became clear why outsiders are banned from visiting. There are no regulations governing fur farms in China—farmers can house and slaughter animals however they see fit—meaning miserable lives and excruciating deaths. The investigators found horrors beyond their worst imaginings and concluded, "Conditions on Chinese fur farms make a mockery of the most elementary animal welfare standards. In their lives and their unspeakable deaths, these animals have been denied even the simplest acts of kindness."

On these farms, foxes, minks, rabbits, and other animals pace and shiver in outdoor wire cages, exposed to driving rain, freezing nights, and, at other times, scorching sun. Mother animals, who are driven crazy from rough handling and intense confinement and have nowhere to hide while giving birth, often kill their babies after delivering litters. Disease and injuries are widespread, and animals suffering from anxiety-induced psychosis chew on their own limbs and throw themselves repeatedly against the cage bars.

The globalization of the fur trade has made it impossible to know where fur products come from. Skins move through international auction houses and are purchased and distributed to manufacturers around the world, and finished goods are often exported. China supplies more than half of the finished fur garments imported for sale in the United States. Even if a fur garment's label says it was made in a European country, the animals were likely raised and slaughtered elsewhere—possibly on an unregulated Chinese fur farm.

Because a fur's origin can't be traced, anyone who wears any fur at all shares the blame for the horrific conditions on Chinese fur farms. The only way to prevent such unimaginable cruelty is never to wear any fur. Take PETA's pledge to be fur-free today!

Ciao Maldini - Il Grande Capitano

With his soft face yet to feel the touch of a blade
Cesare’s young stallion learnt he had just made the grade

Fledgling sixteen he took to the splendid stage
In the days when skinny shorts were still all the rage

Whilst steel solid Berlin’s wall was still to be laid
Capitano Maldini was a mere junior grade

Barring a lengthy lay off through critical injury
San Paolo would serve a quarter century

And if the memory banks are murky and hazy
Who remembers a certain debut at Udinese?

Audacious and intrepid, he played to the libretto
Secured in eighty seven the foremost Scudetto

Formidable, he hit with the force of a Tsunami
Sharp lessons from Bergomi, Tassotti, Baresi

Honing defensive art aside the games best
"Piscinin’s" brutal streak which strikers would detest

Miracle defensive bond with Franco Baresi
Five Champions league wins, and seven Scudetti

Super Cups, Club World Cup, the Coppa Italia
Global acclaim from Rome to Santa Maria

First defender to lift FIFA’s World Player
Whilst Zoff’s record shattered on a wing and a prayer

Be it central or left, daily the legend would grow
Soon sharing Euro final’s with “Paco” Gento

Azurri caps also led to the top of the heap
Sour end with Ahn Jung Hwan’s frog like leap

Maldini Junior strutted catwalks looking very dapper
Yes Milano’s heartbeat had long surpassed Il papa

And yet stood in the arena where it all began
The greatest defender ever ill treated by his clan

San Siro swansong where Seventy thousand cheered
Whilst reminiscing Istanbul some five hundred jeered

To disregard quite simply a world revered icon
Even his old partner intervened thereupon

Not much left out with Franco’s wise address
He said, “He deserves more and they much less”

Now will it be Puyol or maybe Inter’s Santon?
Another Maldini ushered in, make way for Christian

Adventures aplenty, most with the Rossoneri
Into the sunset he rides roaring Arrivederci

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Giant soldier of the French revolution
From Willem to the English plateau
Years after being released by the Toon
To partner the giant Swiss Henchoz

The Kop and the faithful recognized an icon
Le boss Houllier’s new lynchpin
One recommended by a cameraman
Anfield at once embraced the big Finn

Mirror image of the towering Ron Yeats
For 10 years Sami shook the Kop
Assured in the pantheon of legends
Part of the Reds sure rise to the top

Made history for Rafa’s rearguard
Carra his defensive bro
Record shut-out against Saprissa.
Beating Dalglish’s ten in a row

Whilst serving his boyhood heroes
Seven times Finland’s premier player
Momentary parting for he will return
Bootroom waits for the Nordic Mayor

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Join Lee Jasper on RealTalk

Hosted by one of the most controversial black men in London politics, Lee Jasper will be discussing real life issues about young people, with young people.

He will also be joined on a weekly basis by very special guests and experts, and together, they will be challenging the current perceptions, ideas and behaviour of young people, as well as those of organisations and institutions directly working with and affecting YOUR generation.

Lee will be addressing dilemmas you face on a daily basis; both serious and light-hearted. Whether it be personal, relationship based, as well as bigger, community effecting issues.

As you probably heard on the first show, Lee will be exploring these dilemmas with a very honest approach, and will not be afraid to discuss facts and talk about issues as they are!

Already, after only hosting one show, response has been phenomenal, and we are glad to hear that you enjoy this new addition to our daytime schedule. Thanks to all those that phoned in yesterday, and made the first Real Talk, so interesting to listen to… keeping it REAL!

Real Talk is an honest, dynamic and hard-hitting talk show, produced specifically for and delivered to young people aged 16 - 24.

www.bangradio.fm

Help support the Whitechapel Mission

A lot of you always support me with charitable endeavours, and I'm still counting on you.

Whitechapel Mission is 'family'. The Mission provides a safe, informal, friendly, hassle-free place where people can come and find warmth and shelter, without being moved on by a policeman or angry shopkeepers, or kicked, sworn at and spat upon by passers-by. The centre promotes the concept of being part of the Mission and taking ownership of the Mission. Any and all who come are welcome. There are no forms to be filled in, no interviews, no interrogations. No personal records are kept. Whitechapel Mission is an inclusion centre rather than an exclusion centre.

I'm looking to raise a little to help those that are less fortunate. If you can't join me on the run, support me.

So please forward to your contacts & sponsor me now!

Please click here and donate - any amount (even a few quid is welcome)

Don't forget to leave a message for me :)

http://www.justgiving.com/emdadrahman

www.whitechapel.org.uk

Gaza 100 World record - Here's one I pinched earlier

Basking in the midnight world record glory, I was driving past the scene of the triumph for Gaza (Mile End stadium)when I spotted a keepsake still attached to the gates. Naturally, I parked, wrenched it off, and before you could say Cack Jobinson, had legged it. This is like a pioece of turf from the Old Wembley stadium, or a seat from the Old Kop or the Highbury North Bank - Apologies in advance to Ruhul and the team at IF, along with my pal Abdal Robocop Ullah's CCTV basement boys at the Town Hall...

Usain bolt has got nothing on me - Gaza 100 World Record Run

London runs straight into the record books!

On Saturday, 23rd May 2009, a spectacular new world record was set in London.

1,675 participants excceding all expectations took part in Gaza 100: World Record Run, a 12-hour relay for the most people running 100 meters in a 12-hour relay.(Guinness book of records official title).

The event, which took place in Mile End Stadium in East London, was organised by the IF charity, with funds going to Save the Children�s Gaza Appeal, which provides humanitarian aid for children in Gaza.

Politicians and celebrities joined thousands of people, who came from across the UK to take part in the world record bid and to show their support.

Jim Fitzpatrick MP, opened the event by being the first runner to start the relay at 12pm, followed by Baroness Pola Uddin. Jeremy Corbyn MP also took part in the event, along with the Deputy Leader for Tower Hamlets, Josh Peck.

Former stars from the hit TV show, The Apprentice - Tre Azam, Ghazal Asif and Syed Ahmed- also took part in the relay. Tre said; "This was a fantastic way of coming together as a community in a non offensive way, to highlight a really worthy cause."

"Very well organised, good cause and alot of people turned up for a fun event" - said Alex, one of the Guinness World Records adjudicators.

Rizwan Khaliq, CEO of IF charity, said; "Today is a very significant and historical day. A huge amount of money has been raised to go towards providing education and health care for the many children in Gaza - who have lost their homes and loved ones."

This was a huge challenge, and to achieve this world record right here in the heart of Londons East End where, in four years time, we will host the biggest sporting event in the world. The 2012 Games is a fantastic achievement for London and the UK.

As well as the main relay, the family orientated event included a Gaza 100 football cup tournament, hosted by the London Tigers. Other attractions included a youth stage with a range of artists and comedians performing live; such as Abdullah Rolle, Mecca 2 Medina, Khaleel Muhammed and Jeff Mirza. There were food stalls and childrens entertainment.

Please note: The whole event was streamed live on ISLAM CHANNEL.(SKY Channel 813).

For further information or media imagery please visit: www.ifcharity.com/gaza100.html

What is IF?

IF is a UK registered charity that began life as an aspiration at the heart of which is an understanding that enormous good can be done:

IF people seek to overcome limitations
IF they become a little less serious and
IF they begin to work together
Sweeping aside all IFs and Buts to achieve something amazing to help others.

Consisting of inspired, creative and energy-rich individuals with a talent and flair for the unusual, we specialise in executing fundraising campaigns for the charitable sector.

The aim is to work closely with a wide range of charitable organisations, linking them with business and media partners so as to compliment their work, support their efforts and to raise lots of money, transforming lives for the better!

For further information about IF chgarity and the event itself please visit www.ifcharity.com

For all media enquiries, please contact Ruhul Tarafder at ruhul@ifcharity.com or on 0208 963 9266/07956 398739
For all media enquiries, please contact Ruhul Tarafder at ruhul@ifcharity.com or on 0208 963 9266/07956 398739

Minister Sadiq Khan - faith and education in Saudi Arabia

On his official visit to Saudi Arabia, Cohesion Minister Sadiq Khan met a group of British students and senior deans at the Islamic University of Madinah where they discussed the needs of Muslim communities and the importance of standing up to violent extremism. He also made a pilgrimage to the holy city of Makkah (Umrah), the first western Government Minister to do so. There are concerns from Muslim communities in the UK that the governance arrangements of UK Mosques need to be strengthened. One of the aims of the Government's Prevent strategy is to build capacity in Muslim communities through strengthening Islamic faith institutions and leaders. The Government is working with the Muslim community to increase the number and standard of faith leaders trained in the UK, who have the language, pastoral and other skills to engage with young people in their communities. There are a number of British students who choose to train at respected Islamic universities in the holy cities. The Islamic University is one of the world's leading centres of Islamic scholarship and hosts students from more than 150 countries, including almost 50 from the UK. Speaking after their discussions Sadiq Khan said: "The students were clearly excited at seeing a British Minister in Madinah. We had a really good discussion about their studies, perceptions of living in Saudi Arabia, and their clear ambition to return home and benefit our communities. I was encouraged by the university's obvious commitment to ensure that the students have sufficient expertise and knowledge to stand in the way of violent extremism. " The visit to the Islamic University was preceded by a visit to one of Islam's most holy sites, the Prophet's Mosque in Medina. At the Mosque Sadiq Khan met with local imams, where they discussed some of the challenges facing young Muslims, both in the Muslim world, and the UK. He also witnessed an historic manuscript being restored by a team of dedicated staff at its specialist manuscript library. The MP for Tooting added; "It was a huge privilege to be able to represent the UK at one of Islam's holiest sites. The Prophet's Mosque is located in the Saudi city of Medina and, in addition to being Islam's second holiest site, is an architectural wonder. I met with one of the Mosque's imams who emphasised his role in spreading a tolerant and moderate message to a diverse congregation of worshippers. We had a good discussion about some of the challenges facing young Muslims, both in the Muslim world, and the UK. I was delighted to be able to visit the Mosque's library of historic manuscripts. It was a pleasant surprise to see in the mosque a team of dedicated staff restoring rare texts, some of which were in Urdu." Speaking regarding his pilgrimage to the holy city of Makkah he said; "I was truly honoured to be able to perform Umrah in the Holy city of Makkah. Despite the encroaching summer heat and late hour, the Holy Mosque was bustling with pilgrims from all corners of the Islamic world. "It was amazing to see humanity in all its diversity in one place, surrounded by construction on a vast scale, including within the Mosque complex itself. And British Muslims form part of this wonderful fabric, visiting in ever larger numbers each year. I hope to see other Muslim ministers from the non-Muslim world also being able to represent their communities. Hopefully one day this will become quite normal."

Gaza 100

There are still places available for this world record attempt to raise money for the people of Gaza.

To register please visit the website and REGISTER






















http://ifcharity.com/gazarun_sponsorship.html

Sketch me please :)

Cheers Fatima :)

Hawk hunting Bday treat from Bruv :)

What a fantastic experience :)

Gaza 100 & IF Charity run - Your chance to make history!

Just 400 more runners required to set a world record. Let your feet do the talking. Your chance to make history - http://www.ifcharity.com/

Most People Running 100 Metres in a 12 hour Relay Guinness Book of Records Official Title

Date: Saturday 23rd May and Sunday 24th May 2009
Time: 12 noon to 12 noon
Venue: Mile End Stadium

IF, in association with London Tigers and MDUK, is looking for thousands of fun-loving participants to take part in one of two spectacular record breaking attempts on May 23rd 2009.
The first is to break the Guinness World Record for “the most people running 100 meters in a 24-hour relay. (Guinness book of records official title).

The second is to set the record for “the most people running 100 metres in a 12-hour relay.” (Guinness book of records official title).

Depending on the number of participants registered two weeks before the event, the IF team will decide on which record to go for.

The aim is to raise as much money as possible for the children of Gaza and IF need your help and assistance to achieve this truly amazing ‘feet’!

Each participant will hopefully raise a minimum sponsorship of £100, although any amount is welcome (little or more). All monies generated from this World Record Run will be given as humanitarian aid to Save the Children’s Gaza Appeal.

Celebrities that have already agreed to participate in the run, include Tre Azam, and Ghazal Asif from BBC1’s hit show, the Apprentice, comedian Jeff Mirza, boxer Anthony Small and Baroness Pola Uddin.

Please note, neither IF nor Save the Children will be taking an administration fee from the money raised.

100 metres, £100, 100% for the children of Gaza!
This event is supported by Visit London, Gazelle Media and Life of This World Productions.

Please note, neither IF nor Save the Children will be taking an administration fee from the money raised.
100 metres, £100, 100% for the children of Gaza!
This event is supported by Visit London, Gazelle Media and Life of This World Productions.

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Sri Lanka - 200,000 Internally Displaced, 50,000 caught up in war zone

Small Island, Big Humanitarian Crisis

“This is a humanitarian crisis of huge proportion. Over the last week, at least 20 people have died due to starvation and lack of medication. What's making matters worse is that there are no morgue or transport facilities- dead bodies are just lying under trees. There's also a lack of water, as Vavunia - a naturally water-scarce area - is facing growing shortages as a result of the surrounding jungle being cut down to house displaced people.” reports Amjad Mohamed-Saleem, Country Director for Muslim Aid Sri Lanka Field Office.

Since February 2008, fighting between the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LLTE, also known as the Tamil Tigers) and the Sri Lankan government has reached a climax leaving 200,000 people stranded in refugee camps as they attempt to flee the fighting. It is believed that some 50,000 people are still caught up in the war zone.

The 26-year old insurgency which has killed over 70,000 people and injured thousands more, has uprooted communities from their homes and forced them to take refuge in the more densely populated areas of Vavunia, Jaffna and Trincomalee, that are unable to cope with the huge influx of internally displaced people (IDPs).

In Vavunia, 53,000 people have arrived since Sunday May 03 2009; the overwhelming numbers of injured and malnourished are putting pressure on hospitals and medical facilities due to poor infrastructure and inadequate resources.

In the camps, thousands are without access to clean water and adequate sanitation facilities increasing the threat of illness from waterborne diseases. Children, who make up about 30% of the displaced population, are especially at risk from chicken pox, ring worms and diarrhea due to dehydration and contaminated water supplies.
Muslim Aid has allocated £55,000 to provide emergency relief to the people of Sri Lanka. Since February this year, with the help of local partners, Muslim Aid Sri Lanka Field Office has provided 100 hospital beds to overcrowded hospitals as well as ambulances and basic medical supplies. The organisation has also provided an inflatable mobile field hospital in Vavunia refugee camp and is currently waiting for water purification equipment and water purification tablets to enter the region. Each water purification system can supply 144,000 litres of water per day and each tablet can purify up to a litre of water.

With the situation likely to deteriorate and thousands more people expected to arrive in refugee camps in the next month , Muslim Aid is also calling upon local partners and international NGOs to collaborate and share expertise to ensure that the work on the ground is as effective as possible.

“The situation is very desperate and the logistics of an operation like this can be very challenging. What is needed is for all agencies to work together to ensure that aid goes to the beneficiary as efficiently and effectively as possible. The need of the hour is partnership” said Amjad Saleem.

www.muslimaid.org

Pic: (c) E Rahman

The sad face of Britain!

"Do us a favour Guvnor," he reached out and requested as I took the initial snap. "I'll turn the other way, and if you don't mind please leave out my mug - I'm already an embarassment to more people than I'd care to mention."

I came across this sight yesterday on the grassy hill on the corner of Vallance Road and Jack the Ripper's Old Montague Street hangout. It was a very sad scene. "Paul," a Gulf war 1 veteran is the first time I've seen an individual (armed forces member) chewed up and spitted out by the system. This is a man that bled for the flag, for Queen and country. Feted as the "best of the best" whilst fighting on foreign soil, Paul has been abandoned by a system, that is heading for self indulgent meltdown and destruction. A system that indulges the feckless and penalises the grafters. A system in a country with one of the best economies in the world - which if true leads me to ask why so many Brits are emigrating to New Zealand and the land of the baa baas?

"I may be struggling with sky high water bills ( we live on an Island and get charged for water?), utility bills, but at least I have a roof over my head", I remember thinking as I trudged off.

Locks off!

Just shaved my Samsom locks this morning after a year of length, length and length. Woke up on Bank Holiday to see Delilah brandishing a pair of garden shears! (Gulp. Anyway, I got the trimmer out and 5 minutes later had a pile of gorgeous jet black hair nestling in front of me. And no, I didn't feel any regret, though my ability to push start the car seems a little diminished :)!

Veet - a muscle toning supplement?!

Just worked out what "VEET" is !?!?!?!? - was at the centre of a prank between Squire Goni, Suf & Muj Bruv (Gits), who informed me that it was a muscle building/toning supplementy type thingy. You've all been tagged on Facebok haha!

London FA Ref

I'm delighted to say that I have passed the course and am now a fully-qualified Level 7 (Junior) Referee. Here's my badge provided by my tutor Allan Hill.

Any Muslim comics in the house?

Islam Online - Muslims and humour? You cannot be serious? As the seeker of truth and justice I ventured down to the Apollo in London’s Hammersmith to catch a glimpse of this very widely held notion of a rare phenomenon. Billed as “the official Muslim comedy tour,” I am in search of proof in the shape of three Muslim comedians.

Yes, I said that right – not one, but three Muzzle em comedians. “You got a better chance of collectively breaking bread with the Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch, and that creature from the depths of Loch Ness”, the voice in my head muttered.I’d heard a lot and read a lot, after all, the trio are arguably the undisputed Muslim comedian heavyweights in the world – and they were here in London for one night only.

True to star billing form, the show kicked off twenty minutes late, not surprising considering the punters zoomed into their seats with barely 30 seconds to go. The Apollo was very much empty one minute and one mad rush later it was packed to the rafters. “Kicking off late true to Asian form,” I chuckled and updated my Facebook.

The evening kicked off with Palestinian Mohammed “Mo” Amer, the youngest member of the trio. 9 year old Mohammed fled his birth country of Kuwait during the Persian Gulf War. His family eventually settled in Houston, Texas.“The FBI is coming, we know, the FBI is coming – whereas my uncle calls them the Fibbie. The Fibbies coming“The who? The Fibbie wala, the Fibbie, the Fibbie, the Fibbie – the Fibbie’s coming.

Mohammed shares his fear of pronouncing the name Osama. It transpires that on one occasion his nephew Osama runs off in the shopping mall. Nervous, he can’t bring himself to shout that THAT name “Samee!”, “That was a good one huh?” he asks the audience. “Saamee!, come here. “He looks at me and shouts No! MY NAME IS OSAAAMAAA!

Frenzied with embarrassment he whimpers; “Shut up, you know how many people hunt in Texas, shut up!”

AMMF co founder Azhar Usman is up next. An experienced comic, Azhar has shared the stage with many of his favorite comedians including Dave Chappelle, Jim Gaffigan, Russell Peters, Todd Barry, and the late Mitch Hedberg.Azhar hilariously talks of the India Pakistan rivalry. During a recent visit it transpires that an Indian in Delhi being hospitable hands Azhar his business card - “Just you calling me – on my mobile only,” he shouts to stomach clutching screams from the gallery. This I must say, is a truly Asian joke, the non Asian members looked confused and many laughed at those who were laughing at what seemed rather a lame gag.

Azhar described his love for Indian movies; “I love Bollywod, and I’ve watched all the Indian movies – I mean you seen one, you seen them all.” “The poor boy and girl – forbidden love. So what do they do? They go dance in a field to keep things discreet. Discreet in a village field???“And what about the huge swathes of wedding dancers. Hey, I thought this was a poor couples wedding.” Using his microphone stand as a tree Azhar then performed his very own version of a Bollywood dance – Hrithik Roshan, you’re safe… for now.

Azhar had the audience in further fits, when he described how his father had refused to shell out on a pair of Nike Air Jordans for him; “$100? You can get the same product in India for $5,” he rebuked. Sure enough the family visit India and Azhar is treated to a trip to the grand bazaar in Patna. Dad is on the ball and takes the young Azhar to the shoe store, where lo and behold, there it is – the very same Nike Air Jordan. “You see son,” beams Azhar senior. “Everything is fine, the quality, colour, size,” reminisces Azhar. “All until you look close and notice that the “Nike” logo is actually spelt “Nice.” This was a particularly poignant gag for me, as I had a mate at school, who returned from Bangladesh with a nice pair of Reeboks. Everyone was envious. It eventually turned out that an “e” was missing from the logo, leaving him with a pair of “Reboks.

Azhar rounded off with an awesome rendition of how Asian aunties can conduct 2 hour telephone conversations with three words; "jee", "Haa", "acha", which more or less mean "yes."

Preacher Moss is the co founder. There’s a swagger about him. He’s a born comedian, built to entertain. The type of entertainer who’s simple, slight, yet deliberate facial expressions are enough to audiences to their knees. Whereas Azhar and Nohammed are energetic, electric and loud, Preacher compliments the trio as the quiet studious type.

“See, I’m African American and Muslim. The United States is scared of two things: black people, and Muslims. I got the best of both worlds!” Referring to the hunt for Bin Laden; “That Osama Bin Laden must have some cave. All these years in the wilderness, that must be some cave, a surefire bet for MTV cribs.

“£25 million?" A Muslim would sell the man out for that kind of green!"

Referring to Barack Obama’s run to the Presidency of the United States he added his own tint; “All ya Muslims out there, admit it. A man with Hussain as his middle name, with Muslim heritage gains the highest office!“You got the look in yo eyes, ya’ll hoping, praying, contemplating.

“Right down till he was sworn in as President, ya’ll were hoping right?”

I noted the exit of a lot of white audience members. As they walked out, and noticed the embarrassed expressions on many faces. Sure, they must have known that there would be a lot of self baiting, but being prepared and experiencing are two totally different entities. Thus many walked out, clearly uncomfortable with the gags about Indians, Pakistanis, Somali pirates and black people – “Think black” Preacher Moss kept reiterating, cue thunderous applause and laughter.

The trio bought the house down – I laughed so much I ended up with stomach cramps and the urge to grab an Asthma pump to curb the subsequent wheeze in my chest. With much mirth, merriment and laughter, it was an electric show and the encore at the end, rightfully bought the house down.Apart from the gags, the show was very educational.

Allah Made Me Funny has a bright future. It makes you feel proud to be a Muslim – it is an opportunity for the true and human side of Muslims to be focused and highlighted upon for a short period of time. A massive thumbs up to Pedro Carvalho and FNIK PR for co-ordinating a top class evening.

www.allahmademefunny.com

Courtesy of www.islamonline.net

Jersey Boys

Farjana Rahman

Jersey Boys is based on the electrifying true life story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. With spectacular performances of their hits, follow the rollercoaster journey of a group of working class boys from the streets of New Jersey, who worked their way to the heights of international pop stardom.

The show follows the journey of a group of working class kids who started life on the wrong side of the tracks but, by writing their own songs and inventing their sound, sold over 100 million records, all before they were thirty – becoming one of the greatest successes in pop music history.

I was familiar with the production after I watched the Royal Variety Performance, in which the actors had performed some of the songs offering a little sneak preview of the magic that was about to be unleashed on the great British public.

The music was amazing, making the audience sway to the rhythms. The songs were the actual and very popular ones released by Frank Valli & The Four Seasons. For a teenager like me, they proved to be extremely popular, especially in light of new releases by the new artist Madcon; ("Beggin").

The older generation would obviously savour the hits, reliving the 60s with "Walk Like A Man" and "Who Loves You". There was also the brilliant classic romantic song, "Cant Take My Eye Off You", gripping the audience with pure emotion. The performances, especially the songs were magnetic and instantly caught on. I had travelled to the theatre humming the songs quietly to myself in excited anticipation of what was to come. I wasn’t disappointed – I left the theatre with the songs loaded onto my memory banks and the lyrics steaming from my lips.

We were very fortunate as our seats were amongst the grandest and the view of the stage was amazing. All could be seen perfectly, every expression was so lucid and clear.

The atmosphere within the cauldron was amazing and buzzing with anticipation. The audience were gripped and there was constant clapping and encores from the gallery.

A lot of the audience joined in the singing, but I held back, a tad self conscious and embarrassed. The final showdown resulted in a huge round of clapping. It was plain obvious that those in attendance had thoroughly enjoyed the show. “Amazing, magic, beautiful,” I heard an American tourist announce to his companion as I made my way back to my seat after the interval.

The beautiful stage scenery had a main frame which the actors used, and there were stairs leading up to the balcony. The stage props were breathtaking and the periodically dimmed lights provided clever cover for members of the set to enter and exit the stage. My favourite scene was probably the performance of "Sherry," performed using an old film camera (which was used in the 60s) and projected on to a big screen, giving the impression of the artists being one with fans, as if they were on TV with fans screaming.

As a younger attendee to this wonderful production I would certainly recommend this show for everyone and anyone. The older generations will enjoy reminiscing and the younger crowd will not be able to help themselves being encapsulated by the whole experience. If you don’t have any inkling of what’s to come, the least you will gain is leaving the theatre quietly humming all the infectious songs to yourselves.

This sensational production features many of the bands worldwide hits, including: Beggin’, Oh What a Night, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You, Sherry, Walk Like a Man, Bye Bye Baby, Big Girls Don’t Cry and many more.
This evening made me realise just how good theatre is. It was my first ever experience, and certainly not the last.

www.jerseyboyslondon.com

Farjana Rahman is a secondary school student from Hampshire

Allah made me funny - Apollo Hammersmith - 17.04.09

Review report to follow very shortly...

Goalkeeping masterclass!

A masterclass in netkeeping - Though I'm no Gordon Banks, I'm sure Tim Howard caught a few tips from yours truly for this afternoon' FA cup semi :)

Total Football

Emdad Rahman meets Mamun Choudhury MBE

Asians may yet be looking to make the full breakthrough in football, but there are signs that things are about to change.

One of the many factors affecting Asians from making the grade to the higher echelons of football has been the lack of commitment at grassroots level. Many Asians still view football as very much a pastime, and many families, including promising youngsters have found it difficult juggling their academic commitments with their footballing aspirations.

The general attitude in the past has been one of, “studies come first,” and if a budding youngster makes the footballing cut, then and only then can a change of career be considered, albeit with much trepidation.

“Attitudes are changing,” said Mamun Choudhury, the newly appointed manager of Sporting Bengal United.

“More and more young people are taking a professional and long term interest in football and we have a lot of talented and dedicated coaches at grassroots level.

“Parents are more relaxed about their children participating in football, after all it’s an outlet that keeps many off the mean streets and away from the crime that is rife on our streets.

“With blossoming interest and FA backed grassroots schemes, it’s only a matter of time before we have another Michael Chopra, Zesh Rahman, Anwar Uddin and Adnan Ahmed playing consistently in the greatest league in the world.”

Lifelong community worker Mamun was awarded the MBE in honour of his dedication to Asian grassroots football in the Queens new years honours list.

At the age of 16 Mamun co founded football team. Thus commenced his long running love affair with Beaumont FC, starting with a role as the secretary of the club. Working with legendary Stepney Green teacher Colin (Astrojim) Reeves, the eager and quick witted teenager worked his way swiftly through the ranks to become the manager of this community team, becoming the youngest Bangladeshi football manager in Tower Hamlets, and one of the youngest in the country.

An FA qualified coach, Mamun also took on additional roles within the club to steer it towards more success. In 2001 he steered his beloved Beaumont to gain intermediate football status, and in 2006 helping to acquire the charter standard mark and senior club status, allowing the club to play at senior level football and the FA cup.

As manager Mamum led Beaumont FC to numerous league titles, competitions both home and abroad and various cups. His most notable success was the UK Bangladeshi championship in 2005.

In March 2009 Mamun was appointed manager of Kent senior league team
Sporting Bengal United, the senior club in the borough of Tower Hamlets. Footballing blogs were rife with speculation with what this new appointment would mean for Sporting’s fortunes. The majority of comments from rivals in the senior league pointed to Mamun’s top draw footballng pedigree and that coupled with his managing ability and experience would most .

Sporting Bengal Chairman Suroth Miah is optimistic about Mamun’s appointment; “We appointed what we strongly felt was the best manager available”, said Suroth.

“Mamun is a young manager with bags of experience.

“He possesses thorough local knowledge, and great interaction with players. This will allow him to bring the best local footballers together

“Having provided Mamun with the platform that best befits his standing in the game, we will equip Mamun with able backup and valuable support extended to all Sporting managers.

“Mamun has taken over for the last 4 games of the season, and there have been many positive signs. We are quietly optimistic about next season,” he added.

Mamun will combine his new role as head coach at Sporting Bengal United with managing the Beaumont first team. This is a mammoth task in any capacity but Mamun is optimistic; “I will be relying on a strong support network,” he said.

“I have faith in my ability and combined with experience gained through working alongside many football stalwarts, I hope to carry out both roles to the best of my ability.”

Asked as to what ingredients are vital in a footballing prodigy, Mamun blinks before reeling off a list; “dedication is foremost – the single key ingredient. You can have the greatest talent in the world, but if you’re not tuned in then you can find yourself very quickly on the scrapheap.

“Grassroots football is ruthless, and you don’t get many chances to make a mark on coaches and scouts. The wrong attitude can be very costly.”

“Ability, fitness, and flexibility are important too. At the end of the day, if you’re good enough you’ll rise to the top – it’s that simple.”

Mamun’s remarkable work as a volunteer continues outside his club duties. From 2001, he is the only individual to have carried out years of volunteer services with all the major volunteer organisations in the borough.

Mamun's work has not gone unnoticed and he has received many awards for
his hard work. In 2001 he was presented with a volunteer award by the Stepney Voice newspaper, and in 2005 he won the Jack Petchey leaders award. Similarly, in 2006 Mamun was awarded the Canary Wharf volunteer award.

“I’ve been very lucky to have had a lot of support from family, friends and colleagues,” added Mamun. “The icing on the cake has been the MBE. I may have received it as an individual, but this is testament to the wonderful people who supported me all the way.”

Hillsborough - Gone but never ever forgotten

Steel City for one day became Merseyside
No blots on the horizon point to trouble
The Red machine is in full swing
All conquering on the road to the double

Through the peak district to Sheffield
Fans take pleasure in “God’s own County”
Famed Woodhead and Snake passes
Amongst the finest of all in Blighty

On the banks of the River Don
To Hillsborough they rejoice and head
Built 9 decades prior to the year
Soon to be a shrine to the dead

So the Red Battalion of 13 arrives in port
Grobelaar, Ablett, Nicol, Staunton
Beardsley, Aldridge, Burrows, Whelan
Barnes, Houghton, McMahon, Rush, Hansen

At 2.55pm there are shrieks of delight
Witness all too customary a scene
Led out by Ray Lewis – the Hillsborough ref
King Kenny’s champs take to the green

3:00pm signals further gladness
Big match kicks off with a flourish
Heaving Leppings Lane End, opposite the Spion Kop
Human pen where many will perish

No stewards where it mattered
As ticketed Reds wielded their gold
With the carnival very much in full flow
Death’s shrill voice, calls out cold

Above all, a moral free Chief on call
“Deceitful” Duckenfield the security host
And ham-fisted superintendent Murray
Responsible for the control post

“Dishonest” Duckenfield the rookie
Held critical sway over blameless fates
Yet still gave that fateful order:
Instructing; "Open the gates"

Despite a lucid view of the Leppings pen
Both culpable of gross duty evasion
The “Deceitful, dishonest” match commander
Mistook all for a pitch invasion

In streamed an abundance of ticketed Reds
Adding to an already burgeoning number
Intensity, panic, horror set in
The Police obstinate in their slumber

Asphyxiation took hold and ribs shattered
“Please Bruce (Grobelaar), help us!” they exclaimed
As Beardsley struck the bar
Ray Lewis whistled the end of the game

The whistle set in motion a nightmare
All beheld an abominable crush
The carnival fizzled out with a whimper
Death mingled with the huge onrush

Paramedic Tony Evans blocked entry
“They’re fighting”, the Police scowled
As ad hoardings became makeshift stretchers
“Shan’t abandon the dead” another growled

Death’s stench, permeated in abundance
Owl’s Club gym resembling an ER ward
Powerful and all encompassing
Grief stricken distant lone voices roared

Trevor Hicks and his teenage daughters
In memory evergreen
Sarah and Victoria captured forever in time
Everlastingly 19 and 15

For Jon Paul, Stevie G’s cousin
3:06 the dead whistle blown
Paul Harrison senior amongst the deceased
And the rest will never be unknown

94 confirmed dead on the day
Football watched with bated breath
95 the figure four days later
As wee Lee Nicol succumbed to death

Switched off from life four years later
Number 96, Anthony David Bland
“Matter of life and death” a world away
It’s still “Justice”, the families demand

20 years and questions unanswered
Resolve is now rock iron mould
Malicious falsehoods add fuel to the fire
But justice is best served cold

Never forget the screams
The denials, the lies, the sorrow
You’ll never walk alone
Not yesterday, today or tomorrow.

For the victims and their families
Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Baroness Pola Uddin: We need all kinds of women in politics

When I entered the House of Lords 11 years ago, there was no fanfare, no acclaim at being the first Muslim female peer, or even acknowledgement of my work in the London borough of Tower Hamlets. Rather, all the coverage centred on what value I could possibly add to the House as a woman who wore a sari and breast-fed her son in the female peers room. In fact, I was advised by my peers and so-called friends that I may wish to consider wearing a suit to be taken seriously.

Full article...

Muslim News Awards For Excellence 2009

I definitely finished a runner up - Or did I???
Not according to this report :)

And here...
The hattrick completed here...
Islam Online
Another...

Morning Lane

Signpost Palestine – New fundraising T shirt & free CD

A very special package in support of Viva Palestina. The latest from Philosophy Football is a brilliant new T-shirt design which uses the front cover of the Viva Palestina CD which is FREE with every T-shirt purchased.

Usually retailing at £9.99 the FREE CD features Drew McConnell from Babyshambles, Lowkey, Celt Islam and more.

All profits from this package help fund Viva Palestina. The Palestine signpost T-shirt and FREE CD is available from www.philosophyfootball.com

Allah Made Me Funny - Live at the Apollo

One Night Only – April 17th 2009 - The show to cross all cultures!

Allah Made Me Funny, the world’s funniest Muslim comedy show is back in town for a one off performance at London’s Hammersmith Apollo. The stand up comedy show consists of three of America’s funniest comedian’s who will deliver one night of hilarious new material on topics such as being a muslim in America, politics, weddings and many more funny insights into growing up as a modern Muslim in today’s world.

The three comedians who form the ‘Allah Made Me Funny’ team are all well respected performers across America and now aim to bring down some social barriers in the UK. The Apollo show is aimed at all cultures and comedy fans, it’s a must see show for those that have missed the previous sell out tours.

Mo Amer, is known to many as the World’s Funniest Palestinian! – Mo has recently toured Iraq performing to the US troops and performed in many countries around the world including the Middle East. He is still classed as a refugee (travels with refugee passport) by the American government and is now seen by many as one of America’s bright comedy hopefuls for the future. He himself hopes to one day perform back in his family homeland roots of Palestine.

Preacher Moss, an Afro American Muslim convert has toured extensively across the USA and Europe for many yrs, he talks about many issues including being black and fitting into an Asian Muslim family.

Azhar Usman, better known to his friends as the lawyer has performed extensively across the States, Europe and also in India. His brand of humour and appearance will make you smile instantly as he describes his upbringing and how his looks often lead to ridiculous judgements by others.

“It's surely no overstatement to claim the world needs this tour” Edinburgh Evening News

“Heard the one about the bomber?” Guardian “Funniest guys I have ever heard” Sir David Frost

Tickets from £25 - £35 – www.ticketmaster.com / www.chillitickets.com

Info on AMMF – www.ammftour.com / www.allahmademefunny.com

Congratulations to Mr Siraj Ali on Channel S Community Award 2009

My sincerest congratulations to Mr Siraj Ali, who tonight has pipped me for the Channel S community awards 2009.

Pride of Asia Food Taster Day

Catering giants Pride of Asia organised a unique Food Taster Day to gauge Community opinion on food services available in the area. Management opened up the newly refurbished restaurant floor for part of the afternoon to give the community a chance to have their say on improvements that could be considered and implemented.
“We are revamping our restaurant menu and came up with the idea of having our menu influenced by those who matter the most to us – our customers,” said Manager WH Shelim.

“It is precisely with this idea in mind that we have invited customers to partake of our finest culinary delights this afternoon.

“We will be taking opinions in various ways like questionnaires, verbal and emails. The feedback we receive will greatly contribute to our new and upcoming menu, he added.”

High points:

A wonderful new layout and décor gives the interior an interesting and very satisfying appeal.

The food was top draw. My sons attended with me, and we thoroughly enjoyed all the delights on offer. It’s not hard to see why Pride of Asia are top dogs.


Low point:

Just the one! A screaming banshee who kept hissing to her senior colleagues; “this is a taster, not a wedding,” – referring to hungry visitors who dared to go for a second portion. It was lunchtime after all, and some of us had been working prior to attending the event.

The worst thing was that there were less than 20 guests at the time and all within earshot. I found her attitude detrimental to the great standards at POA and offensive to attending guests. Bangladeshis don’t believe in tasters – it’s a full whack meal or nothing. Keep this in mind honey because that’s where the greens are going to roll in from. If you can’t, I suggest you please leave the kitchen.

The Damned United

The first thing you can do is chuck all your medals and caps... ..and all your pots and pans ... Throw them in a bin, because you won them all by cheating.

"We are now going to win in a better way.”

Evoked and countless fond memories of the late great Brian Clough are unleashed with the release of The Damned United, played brilliantly by Michael Sheen and based on the fictional book by David Peace – which highlights Clough’s volcanic relationship and inability to win the loyalty and support of Leeds players loyal to Don Revie.

Brylcreamed and red cheeked – Old Big Ead was the greatest manager England never had. He would never have made it. His outspoken nature, wit, humour, and arrogance saw to that. But it was those exact qualities that endeared him to the people that mattered – the fans.

Cloughie – lest we are unaware, took football into showbusiness. The nearest we have to him today is Jose Mourinho. The extraordinary film flicks between Cloughie’s 44 disastrous days in charge of Don Revie’s Leeds and his miracle stint as boss at Derby County, where he won the league title and reached the semis of the European Cup.

After being sacked by Chairman Longson (Jim Broadbent) and the Derby County board, Clough all but seals a move to become boss at moneybags Brighton & Hove Albion. Following a verbal agreement with the Brighton chairman, Clough takes a holiday break, where he is persuaded to make a U turn and become newly installed England boss Don Revie’s successor at Leeds United. The film also poignantly focuses on attachment to Peter Taylor (Timothy Spall), as well as his loathing for Don Revie (Colm Meaney).

Clough, his decision to take the helm at a team he despised, to replace his abhorred nemesis Revie, sitting in his chair, banning all talk of him is one of football’s most enthralling naratives.

Many will understandably state and agree that the film is for certain football fans only – particularly those with interests in leeds, all things Clough and 70’s football.

Norman (Bites yer legs) Hunter, the iconic Leeds and England hardman offered an honest summation and opinion at the premiere of the film; “Watching The Damned United, I found myself feeling very protective towards the memory of Brian Clough, Which is a bit strange because for most of his 44 days at Leeds United he was trying to buy Colin Todd to replace me.”

“Even though Clough turned out to be a disastrous appointment at Elland Road, only a fool would fail to acknowledge his greatness as a manager and I am not sure his qualities are done justice by the film.”

The film has been snubbed by the Clough family, who were upset at the book as well.

The Damned United is showing at the Vue cinema in Dagenham, Dagenham Leisure Park, Cook Road, Dagenham, Essex, RM9 6UQ.

You'll never walk alone at wembley stadium

Ledley’s Kings knee – and the jerk reaction

He’s served the Spurs with gusto
Just another Senrab production
Served the flag home and abroad
With commendable distinction

Now we pressure him to retire
To the last chance saloon bar
“He can’t train,” they sneer
Remember a certain McGrath?

So he won’t feature in every match
Yet a very able squad deputy
Slot in for an absent lynchpin
Step in for Rio or Terry

With knackered knees on reserve
And accused of living a con
Battered white, red and blue
Still the old warhorse trudges on

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Trust the different world leaders

2 Youth work practitioners from Tower Hamlets (Anam Hoque and Rofikul Islam) were given the opportunity of a lifetime by being selected amongst hundreds of individuals in the UK by the British Council to take part in Trust the Difference leadership programme.

Anam spent time in Nigeria and while Rofikul spent time in Tanzania. Both youth workers spent time learning about leadership skills on peace, conflict management and intercultural dialogue with other UK and African country participants. Anam Hoque “PEACE Youth model” has already won a beacon award and is now being set to be developed into an international PEACE youth model with the British Council and other international agencies.

“The whole experience working and networking with other practitioners made me learn a lot, that we all have a role in the globe”. Rofikul is already embarking on developing new pieces of work for young people with Daneford Trust and Brick Lane Youth Development Association. “The whole experience for me was inspirational and developmental for my future career”. Neil Kinnock Chair of the British Council said “the future leaders of the world are our youth and initiatives like these two project, these two individuals are developing are key to creating better intercultural dialogue and creating PEACE in the world”.

To find out more about Anam project email: Anam at yescheme@yahoo.co.uk and Rofiqul project at: mdrofikulislam@hotmail.com

Sony opens law firm

A new British Bangladeshi solicitors firm opened last week with a female at the helm. Sony Sadaf Haroon who has an LLB degree from SOAS University of London was called to the Bar by the Honourable Society of Lincoln’s Inn and became a Barrister in 1998. Sony then converted to become a Solicitor and is now based in St Albans, Hertfordshire at the firm, Sony Sadaf Haroon Solicitors.

Sony specialises in immigration and family law. Sony, who is pictured 4th from the left, was born in Dhaka Bangladesh and is married to the British Bangladeshi Barrister Anawar Babul Miah.

She is also the daughter of Mr Haroon Rashid, the Chairman of Haroon Group of Dhaka, Bangladesh. Sony has stated that she will focus on making sure that the community receives the best possible service at the lowest possible price. Her husband Barrister Anawar Babul Miah commented that he wishes other British Bangladeshis to enter the profession also and set high standards of service and professionalism.

Warsi: Proud to be named most powerful British Muslim woman

Speaking at the Muslim Women Power List UK awards ceremony in Manchester this evening, where she picked up the top award, Shadow Minister for Community Cohesion, Baroness Warsi, said:
"I personally come from a family of all girls and was brought up to believe that anything was possible and being a Muslim woman should in no way be seen as a barrier but as an asset to achievement.
"I'm extremely proud to be named as the most powerful British Muslim woman and I'm sure my Pakistani origins, my strong faith and my Yorkshire upbringing has played a huge part.
"Of course I’ve encountered prejudice as a woman and as a Muslim woman. One of the most specific forms of prejudice is journalists who ask, "Are you a Muslim first or British first?", as if to say the two can't be reconciled. I think Islam is a hugely liberating religion for women. When Islam is interpreted properly, it is a religion that supports and reveres women. Unfortunately, I don't necessarily think that's always the way that some sectors of the Muslim community interpret it."

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"Emdad Rahman, tough guy and all round wiseass. A man barely alive.

"Gentleman, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Emdad Rahman will be that man, better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology," I heard or did I hallucinate as the numbness in my finger got the better of this very man of steel.

Always fancied myself as a bit of a Steve Austin (Lee Majors) - Yes, 6 million dollar man, one of my most favourite TV shows. Tell me, that those who get my drift didn't spend countless hours imitating Austin's slow motion fight moves - not to mention that sprint.

Happy days indeed :)

The Professionals - Awesome :)

The Tictac conspiracy

Understood in full by the white suit
It was a secret complex sign
Those clad in the striped scarf
Commonly sat down to dine

Now known as the Tictac conspiracy
The pill with the ultimatum
Identity now never in doubt
As forever known it had become

Chuck it onto your tongue
Just one pop to freshen the breath
Revitalise that fusty palate
With looming sudden death

It was a special ITV twist card
Their tribute to Natalie Cooper
And so Ferrero 1946 of Alba
Became the ultimate party pooper

No matter how bad your breath
There’s cinnamon, lime and more
Spearmint, lime, wintergreen
Oops did Everton just score?

Thus a plastic coated pill
Joins Di Matteo, Houchen, Villa
Cup folklore with the white horse
All seen from Melling to Manilla

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Say hello to my little friend - Meet Xiao

Immigrant people very nice!

An amateurs look at Richard Bean’s England People Very Nice
Emdad Rahman

Ah, the age old fascination with Spitalfields rises to the fore once again. Just what is about this great part of London that draws artistes like a magnet. After all, there are many parts of London with equal, if not greater heritage.

In light of the recent furore surround Richard Bean’s England People Very Nice, armed with my pencil, notebook and accompanied by my trusty sidekick, I donned my angry man hat and trudged down to the National Theatre.

The evening mission was to watch the much maligned “England People Very Nice” and if necessary, to publicly castigate the brains behind the production.

Getting into angry man mode was easy, the Satnav went haywire. We parked a mile off, and trudged down the Thames path in the rain, arriving cold, wet, miserable and 10 minutes late. I was slightly miffed by then and we were lead to our seats a further ten minutes later by the late arrivals escort person. Though I did try, I could not do a very good job. The fundamental flaw, the spanner in the works, resulted primarily due to my thorough enjoyment of the production.

Billed a riotous journey through 4 waves of immigration, I’d even prepared a front page report on the controversial play slated by segments of the community and even the Evening Standard.

“I have never had a more uncomfortable or unpleasant experience at the National Theatre than at the premiere of Richard Bean’s England People Very Nice,” wrote Nicholas De Jongh.

“I hated this gross, cartoon history of English reaction to four centuries of refugees arriving in London’s East End — the Huguenots facing persecution in France and the suffering Irish, Russian Jews in the late 19th century and the influx of Bangladeshis less than 50 years ago.”

Speaking to BBC Two's Newsnight Review, Shadow Children's Secretary Michael Gove said he was surprised the "dramatically appalling" work could be staged in the National Theatre; "I thought that the humour was vulgar, raucous, obvious. It made Alf Garnett seem sophisticated," he added.

The main focus of the play is immigration, with Bethnal Green the chosen setting, home to the largest Bangladeshi community in the world, outside of Bangladesh of course. An area where after the Danes and Saxons, the Huguenots settled after fleeing France. They were followed by the Irish and Jews.

Immigrants and multicultural Britain have both come an awfully long way since Margaret Thatcher affirmed that immigrants were “swamping” Britain, and more than anything, I took offence at the racist stereotyping and portrayal of the”!*&^%$£ Micks!,” Irish criminals who were shown to be specialising commonly and openly in incest.

Protesters led ably by our very own local playright Hussain Ismail (we grew up in the same neighbourhood) even stormed the stage in a historical move seen for the first time in the 32-year history of the theatre.

Though the play touched on aspects of immigrant contribution, it mostly painted a picture of a dismal life for immigrants. It thoroughly failed to highlight how immigrants have enriched, added and improved their new settings.

Some will rightfully argue that England People Very Nice will add to the new found promotion, tolerance and acceptance of racist jokes and stereotypes - see Ann Winterton’s “sharks going for a Chinese,” after the Morecambe Bay disaster, where at least 21 Chinese cockle pickers drowned.

As I have always argued in the past, the protesters have done Bean a massive favour by providing priceless publicity, ensuring theatregoers and those with little interest in the arts are paying good money and turning out in droves to witness the ‘controversy’ for themselves.

The thread prevalent through my conversations with friends, relatives and acquaintances has been quite consistent and along the lines of; “I might go and check it out to see what the fuss is about.”
Back to the play - The gags weren’t too bad, though some were awkward , others were hilarious. Authenticity within the play was questionable in some areas. Bangladeshi elders do not dress like that, it was more reminiscent of our Gujarati neighbours.

For me, the highlights were the leftie parents and awesome was the philosophical lone bar drinker.
I think there are 2 points at play here; his artistic limitations and the fact that it may be genuinely difficult for Bean to accept that there are Muslims out there who are normal, intelligent, reasoned and extremely civilised.

I’d only seen Christmas Panto at the Stratford East 2 years ago, and Jack & the beanstalk as a child and though limited in this regards I am of the opinion that London theatre is the best on the planet.

Despite the criticism, for me it was rather a smashing play and I enjoyed it throughout. The play addresses and pokes fun at stereotypes. The key word here is stereotypes. It doesn’t go out to spread false rumours about any communities, and was like watching a stage version of East is East. It also addressed and allayed the confusion, anger and in some cases fear, of the indigenous Cockney.

Today's caption comp

The winner gets absolutely zilch!

Regal Reds – Liverpool 4 - 0 Real Madrid

Twas a night of glory for the soccer afficionado
Rare moment as Rafa’s offensive set Anfield aglow

With the league title hopes all but laid to rest
Nought at Stanley Park but to pit wits with Europe’s best

Jovial Kop hordes on tenterhooks savoured their Brie
Whilst beholding the annihilation of the Real family

Anticipating a Real backlash, would cautious Rafa dig a moat?
Last minute mind change led to a wild lunge for the throat

Nine loyal soldiers bolstering El Torres and Gerrard
Adrenalin drenched powerplay led by the old guard

Uproarious Spanish Evertonian knocked off his high throne
And each imperial Red will now never walk alone

Fever pitch hits the Kop and upped is the crescendo
With Real devoid of a Puskas and Di Stefano

Etched into the annals none will forget this colossal meeting
Juande’s mighty troops just took one hell of a beating

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

11th March 2009

The Bangladeshi Cinderella - Her Feet Chime

Emdad Rahman
Interview With Author Rumki Choudhury

22 year old Rumki Choudhury is a writer, currently studying for her MA in English literature at the Queen Mary University of London. Rumki’s literary experience is wide ranging and has been developed over the years through her involvement with various media, including a stint as Editor-in-chief of The Beacon Newspaper of the William Paterson University in New Jersey, USA (2006-2007). Her celebrated article; "The Significance of Henna Artistry" was published in The Herald News of Passaic County, NJ, in 2003.

Her Feet Chime is Choudhury’s debut novel. Reminiscent of a fairy tale, the story explores the life of a young female. 17-year-old Asha's parents meet a tragic horse-carriage accident in 19th-century Bangladesh. Asha's new guardian is her aunt, Ragi, who becomes the new mistress of the home. Ragi's daughter, Hashi, accuses Asha of a crime she has not committed. As a result, Ragi denies Asha her family and blood rights, downgrades her to the position of a servant, and renames her Thamsha, which if translated into English means "mischief."

The author asks and explores whether under such circumstances of cruelty, will Asha find herself again? The novel is very much the Bangladeshi version of Cinderella.

Full article...

New scam - Same shite, different day!

Got this in my inbox today - they actually got me to read this one three quarters before I clicked

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CCTV room results in action on crime

The latest figures from Tower Hamlets Council’s CCTV room reveal that the team’s work led to 58 arrests in January of this year alone.

This follows the 700 arrests that were made throughout 2008 – the equivalent of almost two per day.

The CCTV control room opened in March 2006 and has been developing rapidly since then with operators on duty 24 hours a day. There are about 230 street CCTV cameras in the borough and about 70 are on direct view at any one time. Operators regularly sequence through cameras and certain problem areas are monitored more closely than others.

Tower Hamlets Council’s Lead Member for Cleaner, Safer, Greener Abdal Ullah said: “When the operators see what they believe to be criminal activity taking place they immediately alert the police and also help police by locating suspects on CCTV who may have otherwise got away.

“There were some very high profile cases where CCTV was absolutely crucial and led to some really serious offenders being sent to prison last year. The most high profile was perhaps the conviction of Whitechapel double-murderer Derek Brown and others included two men who were arrested after kicking a man so hard in the face in Brick Lane that they left a trainer imprint on his face.

“CCTV really is continuing to catch criminals in this borough. It is resulting with dangerous people being taken off the streets and contributing towards making Tower Hamlets much safer.”

The Metropolitan Police praised the work of Tower Hamlets Council’s CCTV team as being of ‘vital importance’ in the case of double-murderer Derek Brown.

Brown, 47, was convicted and jailed for the murders of two young women Xiao Mei Guo, 29, and Bonnie Barrett, 24, after hunting for victims in Whitechapel.

Despite the absence of bodies to provide scientific evidence, extensive investigations and CCTV footage led them to Brown’s flat in Rotherhithe where they found blood from the two women.

When asked about how the CCTV evidence helped towards the costs of the case Detective Chief Inspector Mark Kandiah from the Homicide and Serious Crime Command said: “It is possible Brown would not have been identified and would have remained undetected. It is possible he would have killed again. This is speculation but the facts of the case support the fact that has extremely dangerous. Whilst a price is hard to quantify, the cost of not bringing a multiple murderer to justice must be considered significant.

“I would take this opportunity to thank Tower Hamlets Council’s CCTV team for their valuable assistance. This case demonstrates what can be achieved in partnership.”

In a separate incident on Brick Lane last year Ian Coade, was given 32 months youth custody and David Graham was given a three year prison sentence after they were caught assaulting a man on Brick Lane and stamping on his head as he was unconscious. The attack was so vicious the victim had the word AIR imprinted on his head from one of the attacker’s trainers.

The CCTV operators alerted the police and medics while it was happening and as a result of their work the men were arrested within a minute of the attack and the victim received medical attention very quickly.

Tower Hamlets Council’s Lead Member for Cleaner, Safer, Greener Abdal Ullah added: “CCTV will always have people who question it but these results and figures speak for themselves. They really show how effective the CCTV cameras and the council’s committed expert team are in detecting crime.

“Through close working with the police, arrests are being made to keep crime off our streets. The cameras are there to keep the law abiding majority of people safe. The team in the CCTV room work really hard and the cameras are monitored 24 hours a day. I think they should all be really proud of their work in helping to make the borough safer.”

Haj conman caught

Mohammed Faruk Ahmed of Qibla Haj Kafela in court on cheating charges
Emdad Rahman

The rogue trader at the centre of the Haj scam that defrauded hundreds of Muslim pilgrims has appeared at Thames Magistrates court. Mohammed Faruk Ahmed, 41, has been accused of defrauding hundreds of Muslim Haj pilgrims out of hundreds of thousands of pounds.

The ex proprietor of Qibla Haj Kafela was at the centre of a four-month police investigation. More than 320 people contacted the police authorities, claiming that Qibla Haj Kafela had embezzled pilgrims passports and money.

Qibla Haj Kafela was based in Brick Lane, on Old Montague Street, and was set up and promoted as a specialist Haj service provider arranged annual trips to Mecca undertaken by pilgrims.

Ahmed stands accused of dishonestly taking advance monies and documents, and failing to provide services paid for by disappearing without notice.

During the course of the thorough search for Ahmed, investigating officers in Tower Hamlets seized frozen cash held in overseas bank accounts and recovered 300 passports.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said Ahmed, of Brick Lane, appeared at Thames Magistrates’ Court.

He faces charges of fraud by false representation and money laundering. Ahmed was remanded in custody until April 2.

On 25 November 2008, Channel S held a telephone interview with Ahmed, who was in Bangladesh. He said that he was let down by a person who was going to arrange the visas and because he feared a backlash from the pilgrims, he panicked and fled to Bangladesh.

Ahmed asked pilgrims for their forgiveness.

Abdal Ullah (pictured left), Tower Hamlets Lead Councillor, cleaner, greener safer has been involved with community policing for over 10 years. The cabinet member said; “I have never been so personally touched by a crime as I was by the perpetrator of this heinous fraud.

“The perpetrator not only conned over 300 people, he assaulted a whole community. Pilgrims who had scrimped and saved for years had their dreams dashed by this cowardly act.

“We are all indebted to our law enforcement for the endeavour dedicated to catching this person.

Tower Hamlets Council have disclosed that a meeting is due to be announced, whereby councillors will meet with Haj service providers and discuss ways to regulate services for pilgrims.

“It was only a matter of time,” a woman who we chose to call Nishu said.

Nishu’s uncle was an affected pilgrim. “He was devastated and depressed, he is worried that he may not live until the next Haj.

“We have forgiven Faruk Ahmed, but it’s very hard to forget. Hopefully the law will give him what is due to him.”

The Haj is a yearly pilgrimage to the holy cities of Makkah and Madinah, in Saudi Arabia. The annual event is the single greatest congregation of people on earth and is an obligation upon all able Muslims.

Love in a headscarf

Interview With Author Shelina Zahra Janmohamed

Shelina Zahra Janmohamed is keeping a very surprising secret under her headscarf – she wants to fall in love and find her faith.

Torn between the Buxom Aunties, romantic comedies and mosque Imams, she decided to follow the arranged-marriage route to find Mr. Right, Muslim-style. Shelina's captivating journey begins as a search to find herself, her faith and love.

Shelina got the idea of writing her book Love in a Headscarf after toying with the idea of portraying and telling a story based on being a Muslim woman. Thinking global, Shelina focused on the most universal story of love.

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Gerrard’s geriatrics

A twinge ensued sharply by a wincing grimace
Oblivious onlookers munch on their carrots and houmous

Crouched, cheerless look, he signals code to the Gaffer
Furious flurry of gestures from head coach Rafa

Long before Gosling and the curse of Tictac
Our commander trudged off weary and ready to hit the sack

As Maximus rose to exit the coliseum
I thought he was heading for the Goodison mausoleum

Leaving the field for a cuppa in the blue canteen
The Toffee fan celebrations I have never ever seen

From our all action juggernaut we’ve come to expect the same
Absolutely nothing to do with an England game

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Captain Marvel - Bryan Robson

Up north where strangers are readily met with a greet
From the heart and the terraces of Chester le Street

Industrially produced from girders and an Irn Bru can
Make way, make way for the bionic man

Young Bryan held little appeal for Lawton or Greaves
No Milburn, Charlton or Gallacher, always Wyn Davies

Energy of an ox that could sprint full pelt for miles
Fashioned into a tower block by the fabled Johnny Giles

So Gilbert’s best accepted a too good offer from Don Howe
Fiver increasing to eight a week if he put in a good plough

Sheer strength of a bull, the speed and poise of a gazelle
At the tip of the sword New Balance, many a foe fell

With a purring Rolls Royce engine leaving many in his wake
To prise this young stallion a British record it would take

And so it was with Big Ron that Robbo took the red pill
To the steady tune of an awesome one and a half mil

A centre circle contract at the theatre of dreams
To revive a sleeping giant and to rule supreme

To rule the engine room was the task of this nipper
Thus Britley boy led United as longest serving skipper

Many memories including the Barca demo job
Skewered and braised El Diego, just like corn on the cob

Ninety caps for country, twenty six in the bag
Facing Marvel meant time to hoist the white flag

French humbled in Bilbao by Lord Lawson’s footballing lord
Twenty seven seconds in Bilbao to grab the world record

Throughout a splendid era pitch knocks cast a small dark shadow
Two world cup injury pullouts proved an all time career low

Things could have been very different for the Red Express
Could have formed a magnificent pairing with Graham Souness

But rejected the overtures of the legend Bob Paisley
Missed out as swashbuckling hero of the Mersey


Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Thesis Trust announces plans for Bangladesh project

At a press conference in Canary Wharf, London, the THESIS Trust announced its plans to help fund the construction of a women's hostel at Madan Mohan College, Sylhet, Bangladesh.

The conference was timed to coincide with the visit to London of College Principal Lt Col (BTFO) Professor Ataur Rahman Pir and his colleague Professor G Q M Alamgir.

Speaking on behalf of the Thesis Trust, Trustee Cllr Abdul Aziz Sardar said: "we are delighted to welcome the Principal and Professor Alamgir to London."

"We are looking forward to working with them over the coming months on this very important and worthy project"

"THESIS Trust will now raise additional funds for the college from UK and international sources, and with the help of companies and individuals based in Tower Hamlets"

Which one would you deep fry in batter?

Mmmm!

These delights were from one of my students.

It was tough, but I did get through them all. I can't understand why I now have an irritating chestburn...

Cheats prosper for third time

Customers stranded as Rupali UK Ltd closes up shop

After the scandal of First Solution another respectable Bangladeshi financial institution has followed suit, with innocent customers set to lose thousands of pounds.

Rupali UK Ltd has been conducting business in Brick Lane since 2005 and uses the logo of the Rupali Bank Ltd of Bangladesh. The logo has appeared and used in TV commercials and related adverts.

The Bangladesh High Commission in Britain have confirmed they do not have any connection with the Bank in Bangladesh, though they are under fire for not protesting against the misuse of the said banks video television commercial.

On 4th February 2009 Rupali UK Ltd closed for business and a notice was hung stating;

'Due to the present economic crisis it is no longer possible for us to run this business. This business has been handed over to the authority of insolvency recovery and they would contact to the clients as soon as possible.'

The total number of victims have yet to be confirmed, but one said; “We have lost the fruits of the sweat of our labour.”

This is the third high profile case to hit the Bangladeshi community, after the debacle surrounding First Solution and the Qibla Hajj Kafela group.

It is unclear as to whether the management of Rupali will explain the situation to the community.

On a separate note, the ex Managing Director of First Solution said that he and his colleagues with liability, have already paid back 50% of revenue owed to creditors.

The new Managing Director added that First Solution has already returned £820,000 to various clients.

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JUST £16.99! Profits helps fund and promote Viva Palestina. The shirts will be worn by the drivers and crew on the convoy get yours from www.philosophyfootball.com

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Snow joke as youngsters build ice family

Emdad Rahman

An East End Family have made good use of time off school by building a batallion of snowmen.

The Bow youngsters spent the day having some old fashioned family fun by building a family of snow men, with the largest at 5'1" with a waist span of 360cm waist. The mammoth construction project in freezing conditions lasted from 10 am 3pm.

Older sister Shelima, a medical student at Kings College London said; “I can't remember the last snowy day we had like this, but it was absolutely great, got to spend lots of time with the family and community spirit was an all time high! There’s just something about snow that brings out the best in everyone.”

She added; “We all put a lot of hard work and effort into it, and my little brothers are ecstatic about it.”

“We started to build the smallest snowman on Sunday night, when the snow began to first fall. The neighbours bought us hot chocolate, as we were out till 11pm, building and fighting with the snow,” she added.

“Our Mother gave strict orders to not go out the next day, but we sneaked out nevertheless.

“We started with one but somehow, we ended up with a whole family of them. The largest was the hardest to build and we needed quite a bit of help with rolling it. It might be a fun act, but community spirit really came out that day, with our neighbours Ian & Celia helping out.”

Hussain; 11, a pupil at Bow school for boys spok Bangla; “My favourite part of the day was rolling up the enormous snow ball for the snowman, it was so much hard work, but it was really good fun!”

His older brother Akbur; 19, an aspiring chef and Tower hamlets College pupil added; “My favourite part was making the snow angels! Good times indeed. So many people came and took pictures of the snowmen, it was so cool.”

“I had a well deserved day off work for snowday funday” Said self employed Alinoor.

Another brother Alimul was away on holiday. He may hae returned with a tan, but missed out on all the excitement.; “I was expecting to be greeted by my family after a week away but was really surprised when a family of snowmen greet me instead.”

London Bangla Report

Ice age hits London and the UK

The sales of shovels boomd yesterday as the country came to a standstill.

Arctic conditions, not seen on these shores for 2 decades, ground all operations to a halt. Public service workers affected by icy road conditions and no government transport were unable to come into work.

In all 6 million people missed work and 3000 schools were closed, whilst passengers for flights at British airports were left stranded. 270 flights were cancelled at Stanstead, with 95 at Luton.

Snowy London

Snowy London...

Free copies of The Lost World and the Darwin graphic biography

Thousands of copies of The Lost World and the Darwin graphic biography are available free of charge while stocks last at sites participating in the Lost World Read 2009.

Books can be received in exchange for for this dowloadable coupon. Offer limited to one copy of the book per coupon, and one coupon per person.

Rafa falls V West Ham - V funny :)

Deidre Sanders speaks out over controversial appointment

The Sun's agony aunt Deidre Sanders has defended her controversial appointment as a member of the government's Social Work Taskforce, established in response to Baby P.

Full article by Maria P

Fokrul to skydive for orphanage

Emdad Rahman

Community activist Fokrul Hoque (Misfah) has decided to go dangerous and wacky for a really worthy cause.

Fokrul will be jumping off a plane while it cruises at 13,000 feet up in the sky.

Readers may recall that Fokrul completed an abseil at Canary Wharf last year to raise money for Cancer Research UK. It was a scary experience, but due to the generosity of so many, Fokrul managed to raise a lot of money.

"I have been blessed with everything that I have ever wanted, desired or ever needed," said Fokrul.

"This unfortunately cannot be said about the orphans in third world countries, who too often go without food or water for days.

"So with your help it is my current mission to do something to help those less fortunate than us.

"By risking my life I'm hoping that everyone will feel encouraged to dig deep in to their pockets."

Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It's also the most efficient way to sponsor Fokrul: Families Relief gets your money faster and, if you're a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation.

To sponsor Fokrul visit his donation page

Wedding day woes
Is it time to regulate wedding service providers?

"I love being married," said Rita Rudner. "It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Picture a typical Asian wedding day. The guests arrive, all resplendent in their attire, the relatives meet and greet goofily, and family hug each other randomly. Imagine now if you will, for a moment, the most glorious day of your life, your wedding day, ruined by the ineptitude of the caterers.

Last weekend a friend of mine reported back to me the happenings at her sister in laws wedding. As chance would have it, I happened to miss out – a blessing in disguise and a very lucky escape.

A huge number of guests suffered from food poisoning after partaking of the succulent food that was served up. The victims included an army load of staff from a local school. It was meant to be kept hush, but a mate (another victim) who works there phoned me to tell all during their routine twenty minute sojourn to the John.

Not content with putting a massive cloud over the couple’s special day, the service providers, who had also decided to boost profits by providing the catering, have steadfastly refused to acknowledge their failure of responsibility. Thus far the demands for compensation from the paying party have been largely ignored.

Modern day weddings arrangements are no laughing matter. Not content with a date ceremony at the Mosque, a simple celebrity style sunny beach wedding, a private reception or a big family do at the local secondary school, couples are vying with the Jones to have the biggest, best and most lavish wedding day ever. When Amy Winehouse got married to Blake Fielder - Civil in secret and treated her family to a motorway curry house wedding party, Mother in laws and their brides united in their condemnation at the sheer cheek of these “tight wads.” Asians, don’t do private weddings; it’s not a wedding unless every uncle you ever met or heard of hasn’t been invited in person.

The new generation of Asians don’t have or share the burden of sending money back home. In many cases both husband and wife are earning well and there is surplus money. It is precisely because of this that new to wed couples are able to break the bank and spend record figures on lavish weddings.

This brings me to my next point; in light of the expenses involved, shouldn’t there be some form of insurance offered to the paying parties? Also, who regulates these wedding providers? Do they have a guild or managing representative body? They also insist on money upfront, and it is easy to see why. It’s vital for a review of these services, their services, tariffs and quality. These steps are necessary, and if ignored we may well end up with a Channel S feature on another community fraud. We could end up with a situation where one of the most important days of a certain individuals life can be ruined because of a wedding service provider pocketing a huge amount of revenue and taking flight.

So before Comrade George Galloway steps in to bring such a scandal to the attention of our government the community could do a lot worse than to call for the authorities and leaders/activists to work together to police these services - after all marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Not wishing to end on a depressing note I would like to offer my heartiest wishes to anyone getting married this weekend.

Someone needs to go back to school

They spout venom, and are menaces to society. Yet racists do have a common feature - yes, you've guessed it - they're very likely to be knuckleheads, be they intelligent or with special educational needs. You don't get three points for working out what the plonker in question is saying.

On a serious note, I wonder if anybody spoke to this chap about the placard - last time I checked a lot of Jews (including friends) diligently attended the Gaza marches.

Or have I missed something here???

Labour lords change laws for cash

The honest graft of some of our hardworking politicians will be wiped out with these revelations. If I was in politics I'd be hopping mad :(

Full article...

Mother of all grudge matches

Ultimate grudge match at the Lane
Elimination game to see who is best
Where no amount of outrage is outrageous
As combatants are put to the test

Not one, but fourteen with previous
Stepped out on the Cockerel’s pitch
Numero uno was the return of the Sol
Followed by countless who’d made the switch

Would the scourge that was Tony Adams,
Fire up Gunner Kanu and Pompey?
Would Defoe bite the bullet and bag three?
Or would it be Harry Kari houdini?

Sean Davies, Kaboul, Peter Crouch
There’s White Hart star Johnny Metgod
Kevin Bond and Jaws Joe Jordan
Sentinels of the first team squad

But if you think the rest got it pretty bad
Think of poor Saint Gareth Bale
Twenty starts and not a win in sight
Pure bad luck, just on a mammoth scale

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Butler's Furniture

Brian's been here for 28 years - I paid him a visit this afternoon and was given a top notch one to one tour :) Walking through the place is like getting a tour of the Rocky Horror Show set. I was half expecting Tim Burton to jump out of the shadows and say "boo." Brian used to have afarm next door; "I used to have everything in there, chickens, sheep, even a monkey," beamed Brian.

Butler's Furniture

My primary school roll with little old me in there :)

This is your life!

The price of fame

Now keep calm guys!

The poor bugger chased me round the carpark. It was after he cornered me with his tour manager that I relented and agreed to take a picture :)

An evening of inspiration...

Tacky in any other language...

Lawless Britain

Gosh! I'm beginning tosound like Jon Gaunt (see below) Now that's a thought...Yikes!

Bring back Jon Gaunt

Jon Gaunt is frank, forthright, blunt, presumptuous, strident, and definitely not self effacing. He is also described as downright down to earth and the voice of the silent majority. In theatre dates, the mouth of Britain promises to kick Political Correctness and liberal Britain in to touch.

He has a weekly Sun column, a best selling autobiography, “undaunted.” Gaunt spent part of his childhood in care. He recovered after being torn apart by bankruptcy. In essence he is perfect role model material – a success story, someone I would use as an example to my own children.

I never thought I’d say this, but for what it’s worth, I’m going to stick my tuppence into the pot and support the once very loud calls to reinstate Jon Gaunt. So what went wrong?

Gaunt was sacked by Talksport in the run up to Christmas, after labelling an Ilford Councillor a "Nazi" and an "ignorant pig". He apologised publicly and said that he had actually meant to label Councillor Michael Stark, who was defending Redbridge Council's decision to ban smokers from becoming foster parents a “health Nazi."

“This is the same warped logic that condemns black children to a life in care rather than let them be fostered by white couples” he had said, adding, “the same master race philosophy that forbids fat couples from adopting.”

It was a gesture regular listeners had become accustomed to from the West Midlands firebrand. In a previous show, a heated exchange at the Parliamentary building in Brussels led to Finnish MEP Alexander Stubb accusing gaunt of being racist.

In events since that have caused astonishment to many, even our very own Ms Liberty; Shami, Shami, Shami Chakrabarti has called on Talksport to review the matter and reinstate Coventry’s greatest mouth.

Gaunt’s tirades were and are still used by racists to stoke the flames of racism and Islamophobia, although he readily claimed that the BNP labelled him a “traitor”.

I used to equally hate and despair at Gaunt, his anti Muslim stances that fuelled such vitriol, and his opposition to the Burka, and the way he felt it was his business to lecture women regarding their chosen attire. I clapped my hands with much merriment and mirth when Gorgeous George Galloway regularly tanned his backside on air.

I used to feel such anger with James Whale when I first started to listen to him, primarily because he’d always call Omar Bakri or Anjum Choudhury when he needed an “authority,” a “mouthpiece” for on Islam and Muslims. Now I’m by no way asserting that these individuals are not qualified to comment, but I felt they weren’t right for me. They didn’t represent my take on things and their exploitation by Whale as “representatives” of Muslims made me resentful.

But I persevered. And years after I began to realise the true worth of Whale, a giant of the airwaves and a ‘peoples’ representative. The late great Mike Dickens was very similar. He shouted out his mind at all times, but also possessed a very strong sense of fairness.

But there’s a certain aspect of Gaunt’s character that stops me going out all guns blazing and label him an outright Islamophobe/ racist/ homophobe. And that’s his honesty. Jon Gaunt won’t stab you in the back, he’s not a hypocrite. If he doesn’t like you, he’ll bloody well make it clear, and in the loudest possible way. If he befriends you and fights your corner, it’ll be for life. Gaunt is a character that won’t hide, he’ll lift himself of the canvas, again and again.

Those who are regular Talksport listeners may recall the infuriating moment when Gaunt referred to the Director of Liberty as; “the most dangerous woman in Britain.” Chakrabarti has even gone as far as to offer legal representation and support to Gaunt on human rights grounds and I agree with her stance.

And who was it that bought the plight of Gurkha hero Tal Bahadur Pun to the nations attention? The same courageous and lionhearted Bahadur, who had fought for Britain during the war. Yes, it was none other than Gaunt, whose campaign was the major contributory factor in securing well earned rights for this giant of a war hero.

I always wondered though how long he could continue to blow hot air as I felt that for all his shouting and screaming he would always be last man standing. Every individual has good value and if anything, Gaunt has kept many personalities and organisations in check and on their toes. He has ruffled the feathers of corporations, fatcats and bigwigs and the public, individual or collective have reaped the rewards on numerous occasions.

Having said that, I am a massive fan of the Don of the airwaves - Ian Collins. This has ensured not having to stay up late just to listen to the great man.

I’m not intending to sign up for his fanclub, nor attend An Audience With Jon Gaunt – Live And Undaunted. I will however support shouts to bring back Gaunty, but definitely on a different time schedule.

Gaunty is appealing his sacking. You can express your delight or dissatisfaction by emailing Andy Taunton, the Chief Executive at Talksport – www.talksport.net

Swadhinata Trust seek volunteers

The Swadhinata Trust runs projects that aim to document the experiences of Bengali settlement. In particular, the project aims at engaging young people in discovering their own history and heritage through the active participation in the research of the Tower Hamlet’s Bengali community.

The Trust is looking for volunteers to carry out research. Those interested will receive travel costs and will also be provided with training in community research. Supervision sessions and support will be available throughout your time as a volunteer for the project.

For further information contact Ansar Ahmed Ullah, Project Supervisor of Tower Hamlets Bengali Heritage Trail - philipchand@hotmail.com

THEY STOLE OUR LAND

"They stole my land, burnt my olive trees, destroyed my house, took my water, imprisoned my father, killed my mother, starved us all, humiliated us all. But I am to blame : I shot a rocket back. So they stole more of my land, burnt my olive trees, destroyed my house, took my water, bombed my country..."

Featuring words partly inspired by one of the hundreds of hand-written anonymous placards carried at the 3rd Jan demonstration in London the Palestine 09 design expresses vividly the cycle of despair that has turned the tiny Gaza strip into a war zone of Israeli reprisals using its overwhelming military might. JUST £16.99! Helping to raise funds for the Palestine Solidarity Campaign. Available from www.philosophyfootball.com

East Ham Station fundraising

A very fruitful evening & a lot of big hearted people.

Woolies - The end

Scraping the barrel with Gok Wan! The downside being the loss of jobs of so many people :(

BNP Secretary Khandakar Delwar Hossain's pants fall off

Hilarious :) What a plonker!!!

2008/09 Premier & Champions League winners

Not a Happy New Year

Fatema Yasmine

I have always felt that ignorance is bliss. Perhaps just like many others, I feel there is nothing that I can really do to make a difference. When I have tried, I felt like a clog in a broken machine, a machine that had no use for the part I wanted to play.

Can one person make a difference?

From feeling all merry and cherry at such a 'warm' time of year to feeling blasted and attacked in the soul.

We will soon be wishing everyone a 'Happy New Year'.

We can no longer be ignorant and live blissfully. Gaza, all those innocent people being slaughtered, all the pain and injustice. How can a father taking his child to school, make a stand against mass aerial bombings? Sure, this has been happening all around the World in many shapes and forms, but Palestine feels so desperate now.

Slowly this war on Terror has given a blanket to soothe and excuse atrocities and human rights violations, caused to mainly Muslims. This to me just feels like another step to the 'Global Religious Cleansing'. I do not know the full history of this conflict, but I do believe that the general population will feel more accepting of the death of these people, because they are Muslims and so terrorists. The Media has dehhumanised Muslims, I see this everyday. People have less sympathy, slowly the mass mood has changed. Our life is worth less, and death more excusable.

We are entering 2009 with an international economical depression, this is the perfect climate, where things can go wrong and escalate. The scene is more or less set, for the 'perfect storm'.

Should other Muslim nations assist and make a stand, should all out war be declared? Or is this an internal conflict, where Israel is simply protecting its borders from its enemy?

There should be no more people killed. One person may not be able to change the World but one person can mean the World to another person. A mother having her child killed, a father being taken away from his family. Regardless of which side the casualties fall, regardless of who is 'good' or who is 'bad', there should be no more taking of lives.

How can a son forgive a solider that raped and killed family members in front of him? How can a solider forgive a bomber that blew up his bride on his wedding day? There is so much hate already instilled, we do not need to breed more.

This is suppose to be a civilised era of Humanity where medical progress and technological advances have been miraculous. We need to progress with Peace.

All those beauty queens had a point; World Peace.

Not just Peace in the Middle East but the whole World.

Perhaps I have over thought the issue, and I do not know why, but I too feel attacked.

Can we not as a people, the people of God, the children of Adam and Eve, stop fighting.

When will we really become a civilised World?

I will not be wishing anyone a 'Happy New Year' - because how can we be happy when all around us there is devastation and death and with no end in sight.

Ignorance is no longer bliss.

Fatema Yasmine is Managing Director & Co Founder of InsideDesi - www.insidedesi.com

World record smashed by a right Pratt

“Take that Knowles”, Chippenham’s finest roared
Three seconds all it took to topple a world record

And David Pratt gained the earliest red card ever
One that very well may stand tall forever

Knocking Giuseppe Lorenzo off the top berth
Feat many felt wouldn’t be matched again on earth

Achieved in the playground Calcio in the year 1990
The Bologna star’s 10 seconds now appear an eternity

A thrust straight out of Hell’s half acre
What Bashley gaffer Riley called "a potential leg-breaker”

Scene evocative of scores on Hackney Marsh
Though Plumber Pratt insisted the red card was harsh

"I felt hard done by the ref's decision but he thinks it’s a red card”
To be fair the lunge could have left the beneficiary scarred

Someone could have ended plastered and padded
“So I have to take it," a wistful Pratty added

Name etched in history by the time we’d sat for tea
Insistent, "The world record is not a big deal for me”

With Christmas the season of merry and much love
He spoke, “Its not something that I'm proud of"

C’mon Ref get it on and let’s call it quits
Three seconds! Who needs fames 15 minutes

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
http://www.football-poems.com/

Santa baby Cruz is comin’ to town

That boy he’s got clout
He’s about to say bye
Leaving Rovers no doubt
A huge transfer is nigh
Roque Santa Cruz is comin' to town

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

El Nene Cubillas

“Nene” the babe most prolific
Unheard of till 1970
Then ten strikes in two world cups
Made Copa Mundial history

Not until Miroslav Klose
Had such a feat been achieved
Gazelles’s grace and rapping shot
With utmost close control he weaved

South America’s footballer of the year
Tickertaper hurrah in 72
Latin American champ of 75
With the ball firmly stuck to his shoe

A beautiful brace in the semi
Smash and grab with the till
Grand theft met Italian job
To knock off the boys from Brazil

From Alianza Lima to Basel
Porto too fell along the trail
Florida sharks and the Miami sun
And George Best at Fort Lauderdale

Splendid hat trick in 7 minutes
Los Angeles Aztecs the sorry victims
Sombre swansong at Espana 82
As Peru’s orchestra dedicated hymns

Number7
© Emdad Rahman
http://www.football-poems.com/

BNP activist Akhtar Khan meets Mayor Salique

Tower Hamlets Mayor Abdullah Salique met with Bangladesh National Party, Beani Bazar Secretary and chairman candidate Akhtar Khan and entertained him and his guests at his parlour at the Town Hall, Mulberry Place.

“On behalf of the people of my community, I am grateful to Mayor Salique for taking the time out to meet me,” said Mr Khan.

Also present were Councillors Abdul Asad, Mamun Rashid and eminent community actiuvists, Afsar Khan Sadek, Lutfur Rahman Sayad and Aminur Rashid Khan.

Families Relief fashion show

Families Relief is currently hosting a Fashion Show for women only, an opportunity for many businesses to show off their winter collection. This event will attract 1000 people throughout London. Our target audience are a rich mix of women from different ethnic, racial and cultural groups aiming to bring women together through Music, Fashion and Arts. All proceeds will go to charity!!! Help those less fortunate than you… by helping women around the world gain control over their lives and the future of their communities by enabling them to earn for themselves.

The fashion show will be hosted on 31st January 09, in a stunning venue 'Impression' with many stalls, fashion show, pampering, entertainment, 3 course meal, charity auction, raffle, FREE chocolates and goodies!!!

Ticket prices:Standard:£16 advance booking£19 at the doorVIP: £22 advance booking£25 at the door Only limited tickets – please book early to avoid disappointment Purchase secure and hassle free tickets via JustGiving, this way not only will the money go straight into the Charity's account, JustGiving will add a further 28% to your contribution for the cause:http://www.justgiving.com/stylelicious(Please send an email with your details to confirm tickets)

Alternatively you can call the office to book tickets Stands available, please contact 020 7539 1938Strictly women only, no camera, photographers will be available at the event.

For further information contact Sabia Kamali, Assistant Director at;

Families Relief Head Office

Suite 2.36, 75 Whitechapel Road,

London E1 1DU

Telephone: 0845 200 9851

24-Hour Donation Line: 0845 634 6279

CHELEBRATION: NEW YEAR PARTY FOR THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF THE CUBAN REVOLUTION

Friday 2 January CHElebration party, the sun, sea and socialismo comes to North London to complete the season of goodwill, and help raise much-needed funds for the Cuba Solidarity Hurricane relief appeal.

Featuring Radio Revolucion Cuban-influenced reggae drum n ' bass, see www.myspace.com/radiorevolucion ,unpicking the underbelly of country the legendary Hank Wangford and the Lost Cowboys see http://www.hankwangford.com/and the hottest voice on the performance poetry circuit the unmissable Luke Wright.

See www.myspace.com/lukewrightpoet . Add the Movimientos Cuban sound system for a superb musical mix, see www.myspace.com/movimientos. Plus a specially commissioned photography exhibition of icons of global rebellion by the brilliantly talented Jess Hurd , see http://www.jesshurd.com/

And the night will be introduced by special guest Cuban poet Pedro Perez Sarduy, accompanied by Gavin O'Toole and Georgina JIminez, co-editors of Che in Verse.Presented by Philosophy Football in association with The Fire Brigades Union and Thompson's Solicitors and supported by Cuba Solidarity Campaign. Its at Offside, 271 City Road London EC1, starts 7pm. And each ticket is a £5 off voucher against any Philosophy Football shirt bought on the night, meaning this superb night costs you next to nothing!To book a ticket JUST £5.99!

Visit http://www.philosophyfootball.com/ and click on 'events' or call 020 8802 3499.

Eid Al Adha Mubarak 2008 to all readers

Eid cards?

Beautiful Eid greeting cards by a friend - well actually his Missus :)
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I will never complain about my job again

Qibla Hajj Kafela latest

LATEST NEWS

On 25 November 2008, UK Channel S held a telephone interview with Md. Faruk Ahmed (who was somewhere in Bangladesh). He stated that he was unable to obtain the visas for the pilgrims (apparently was let down by a person who was going to arrange the visas) and because he feared backlash from the pilgrims (i.e. unable to take them to the hajj trip) he panicked (couldn't think straight) and fled to Bangladesh.

He said that he has realised his mistake and hopes to come back to the UK and start returning the monies that people had deposited with him (that is if and when all the pilgrims collectively ask for their money back). He will pay back by looking at the receipts he issued to the pilgrims.

In total he stated that he had taken approximately 308 passports. He had collected about £350,000 (not the £700,000 widely suggested) as not everyone paid the monies in full. Out of that he still has approx. £263,000.

The difference has been spent on expenses running the travel agency and deposit paid for the hotels in Saudi Arabia.

He has asked the pilgrims for their forgiveness as that is the only way he can be redeemed.

PIC: E Rahman

Furniture available for Schools‏

Lots of good quality tables / chairs / teachers desks etc is available mainly suitable for primary schools, the furniture is in Hammersmith and needs to be collected in the next few days.

It is an opportunity not to be missed. Please contact sister Firdos Qazi firdos.qazi@googlemail.com for further details.

Al-Aqida Al-Tahawiyya 6 Audio CD Set

The work of Imam al-Tahawi, al Bayan as Sunnah wa’l Jama’ah, is commonly known as Al-Aqida Al-Tahawiyya.
It is the widely accepted Aqida work dealing with the beliefs of Ahl us Sunnah wa’l Jama’ah (Sunni Islam) stemming back over a period well exceeding a millennium.

In this audio compilation, Shaykh Abul Hasan Hussain Ahmed (Hafidhahullah), explains the points in the text with relevant evidences from the Qur’an, Sunnah and the sayings of classical scholars; with an outline of some of the various deviant sects that arose and those who departed from Ahl us Sunnah wa’l Jama’ah in their claim to adhere to this very text especially in this age of mass confusion.

Running time: 7 hrs and 41 mins
Shipment: Worldwide

www.sunnicourses.com

Tales from the bar

Frozen and thawed forever in the cold
They’ve smacked me with no mercy
Watched many a shooter offload
Not a slight hint of an apology

Hursty once spun and thumped me
Just one of millions of kicks
Football came to a standstill
Through my mischief in sixty six

Public gasp as the communal heart clogged
Somewhere in the region of a week
I spluttered and split my spleen
Whilst the nation held back a shriek

My merriment abruptly came to a cease
Spoilt by that man Tofik’s shrill whistle
An historic intervention indeed
One with the gale force off a missile

There’s been many moments of humour
Chiefly when Phil Babb played slide rule
Poor sod just couldn’t apply the brakes
As I gleefully thwacked his crown jewels

Nevertheless, a great comic moment
Agony etched all over his face
Or was it just a smirk or grin?
No, very much a painful grimace

Did you know that I have many friends?
All within footballing showbiz
Yashin, Banks, Maier, Schmeichal
Then there’s Higuita and Barthez

An old friend would hold me and tell me his woes
And bawl me when protecting his fort
Thus Dino held out for a record 13 games
With the Zoff I had a unique rapport!

I once gobbled up a knights belter
One who partnered mighty king Kev
An ever ready and suave gentleman
Better known now as Sir Trev

They kiss, hug, headbutt and shine me
Some even tap me thrice for good luck
A big no, no once during panto season
As Fatty Foulkes played Friar Tuck

With netside cams much unwelcome
Andy Gray has become an intrusion
Final Word technology has put paid
To my much valued one time seclusion

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
http://www.football-poems.com/

New Adrian Mitchell T Shirt from Philosophy Football

"Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people."

Adrian Mitchell

The 'shadow poet laureate' Adrian Mitchell has been a lyrical dissenter stretching back to '68 and the anti-Vietnam War movement and forward to Stop the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Stanzas for a change, providing couplets for the movement.

Philosophy Football's strictly official Adrian Mitchell T-shirt sets out in Adrian's own words the counter-culture of verses against the poetry establishment that he has both written and inspired.

Sizes small (36inch chest/90cms), medium (40inch/100cms), large (44inch/110cms), x-large(48inch/120cms), xx-large (52inch/130cms).

Plus! Christmas wrapping with exclusive Philosophy Football paper and gift tag - for personal messages fill in the 'special instructions' box on the payment page.

http://www.philosophyfootball.com/

My new book - Henry Delaunay's Dream

Helping Hands Qurbani appeal 2008

“So keep offering prayer to your Lord, and offer sacrifice.”[Quran 108:2]

Dear Brother/Sister in Islam

Assalam-o-Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah-e-Wa Barakatuhu

While celebrating Eid-ul Adha this year, do not forget your Muslim brothers and sisters in other parts of the world who are affected by natural calamities like earthquakes in Pakistan, cyclones in Bangladesh, and armed conflicts in different parts of the world, such as tribal areas of Pakistan and Africa, and occupied territories like Palestine.

Your participation in our Qurbani project will make sure those who are the most needy can celebrate these days of blessings and festivities with you.

You can pay directly into the following bank account*:

UK BANK DETAILS Bank: HSBC Bank PlcA/c Name: Helping HandsSort code: 40-15-17Account no: 01673033
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*If you pay directly in our bank account please call us to give details about your Qurbani.
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Book your Qurbani online now at: www.HelpingHandsworldwide.

Haj 2008 pilgrims conned by rogue travel agent

On Thursday 13th November 2008, police raided the offices of Qibla Hajj Kafela Ltd (a rouge travel agent, based off Brick Lane in London) that conned over 300 pilgrims of fulfilling one of the five pillars of Islam - going to Hajj. The travel agent owned by Al-Haj Md. Faruk Ahmed was offering one of the cheapest Hajj Packages available this year (£2,300 and £2,500 for Hajj). He falsely claimed to be an authorised agent approved by the Ministry of Hajj of Saudi Arabia and his words to reassure people regarding the package made pilgrims trust him and his fellow workers. Md. Faruk Ahmed set up Qibla Hajj Kafela on 06.08.2008. He previously worked in a group called Al Qibla Travels Limited (a Ministry of Hajj authorised agent) the previous year and due to some dispute went his separate ways.

Suspicions arose when pilgrims who paid their monies went to collect their Passports and tickets from his office at an agreed pickup date and found out that the office was closed with a notice sign on the door.

Md. Faruk Ahmed and his staff were nowhere to be seen. Police raided the office and confiscated hundreds of passports and other documents from locked cupboards. It is estimated that this con artist could have made away with up to £700,000.

He is nowhere to be seen. If you spot him and his crew please contact the police immediately.Arrests will be made as people like this cannot hide forever, the world is small place. I just hope for his own safety the police catch him before any of the pilgrims he conned do.Here's a report in Bengali taken from WeeklyBangladesh.

Thanks to the efforts of individuals like Councillor abdal Ullah, Trading Standards and the Police I have been made aware that all the passports for the unfortunate pilgrims have been returned to their rightful owners. "this is by no means, the best outcome," said Councillor Ullah. "But at least those who wish to and can afford to, can look at booking a Haj trip with another travel provider.

"I would like to assure the community that all agencies involved are working extremely hard to locate the said individual behind this and we will update the public as soon as we have relevant information."

If you are a victim of the scam please telephone the police on this special number: 020 8217 4948 to reclaim your passport.If there is a victims groups set up or if you want to set one up please let me know and I will post it here.Additionally if there are any photographs of this person and his group members as well as any other details such as his address in UK or Bangladesh (possibly where he ran off to) would be useful. Remember any useful info should also be reported to the police - lets not let these crooks get away!

Here is a video report from BBC News - CLICK HERE
Here is a press release by Al-Qibla Travels - CLICK HERE
Here is a report in Asian News - CLICK HERE

You can also email in confidence info@al-islam.co.uk

Very important Virus alert

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from colleagues, boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you come into contact with WORK put on your jacket and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life!

Rory's rocket

He’s gained a rep somewhat of a loafer
“Who cares, launch it” bellowed the gaffer

For insight on Stoke Ramblers very own duffer
Read Brittania Pulis not zonal Red Rafa

To retrieve the ball you’d need a chuck wagon
Hefty throw from the hidden dragon

Pellet launched, weighing a hefty tonne
Bullet like force as the opposition it’ll stun

Just what of it all would Sir Stanley make?
As purists scream this football’s all fake

But as the fireball descends and opposing backs freeze
It’s more celebration at the potteries


Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
http://www.football-poems.com/

A tough teaser for you to crack

I wanna play a game! (Rasping voice)

Your mission should you accept is to study the pictures below and crack this age old mystery.

You may partake in some humour should ths task begin to cause any distress. Please note that I will take no responsibility if any violence is exhibited, manifested or administered during the course of this groundbreaking social experiment.

Good luck & Godspeed!!!

Sheikh Hasina returns home to contest national elections

Former Prime Minister of Bangladesh & Awami League President, Sheikh Hasina Wajed has left the UK, returning to Bangladesh to partake in the upcoming Bangladesh elections.

Sheikh Hasina was escorted at the airport by a host of UK Awami League personalities, including UK branch President Alhaj Shamsuddin Khan and activists Afsar Khan Sadek and Lutfur Rahman Sayad.

"Bangladesh will be much richer with her return," said Awami League Activist Afsar Khan Sadek.

Sheikh Hasina has returned after 5 months of health treatment in the US. She returns to lead her party in the upcoming December national elections.

ALL CHANGE

Out today is the Obama T-shirt from http://www.philosophyfootball.com/ to mark a historic triumph for change in the USA. The design- at a special celebratory low price of JUST £14.99 - takes the words of Obama's victory speech in Chicago to form a stars and stripes, representing the very different America we must all hope his Presidency will help shape. Available in sizes S-XXL, and women's skinny-rib fitted too. Also still available is the superb Kanye West T-shirt 'Buy any jeans necessary'.

http://www.philosophyfootball.com/

Beardsley

Thus began the search to find the new king Kenny
Cost a record fee and most likely a pretty penny

Produce of the conveyor belt at Wallsend Boys Club
Diet Coke teetotaller who took a shimmy past the pub

An affable Red Merlin, he made the Kop glow
With a hit barber that was sponsored by Flymo

Heartstopping Adonis, Peter of the Mersey
One and only hipswaying Andrew Beardsley

With Barnesey, Houghton and Aldo he took us to he moon
Couldn’t fathom why he was let go so soon

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

East London Mosque and London Muslim Centre declared the best mosque in the UK

British Muslims have voted East London Mosque and London Muslim Centre as their Super Model Mosque for 2008.

The competition, organised by Islam Channel was held at the Global Peace and Unity Event at the London Excel Arena on 26th November. The final was contested by East London Mosque and London Muslim Centre and the Islamic Cultural Centre in Regents Park for the prize of a £50,000 consultation. East London Mosque won the competition with a massive vote of support from public.

East London Mosque and London Muslim Centre got to the final after facing Sparkbrook Islamic Centre from Birmingham in the semi-final.

Secretary of the mosque Ayub Khan commented, “This is a great honour for our mosque and centre. Over the years we have worked tirelessly to build a centre with facilities and services that everyone can use regardless of age, ethnicity or religion. The prize will go towards a centre of excellence for Muslim women and girls. For a long time we have been looking to address that need and the £50,000 will help immensely.”

The mosque is in the planning stages of building a new section which will house dedicated services for women as well as new prayer space for all.

He continued by saying, “The management committee and the staff of the mosque would like to congratulate Regents Park Mosque for getting to the final, Islam Channel for holding such a great initiative, and also thank all those who voted for us and have supported us.”

One of the Imams of the Ka'bah Shakih Adel Salem Al Kalbani led the congregational evening prayer last night at the East London Mosque.

Over 2000 people came to the mosque to pray behind the Skaykh and hear him give a short talk after the prayer.

His visit ended with a tour of the mosque and centre.

Invitation to Al-Hawdaj

Eminent writer Elham Fathi is inviting readers to visit her new blog Al-Hawdaj.

“Alhawdaj is a place where 4 girls are kept protected from the outside world no one is allowed in without their permission and no one ever knows what’s going on inside their minds” said Elham.

“In Al-Hawdaj every week there will be a new entry from a different user. Please read my first entry and don't forget to leave a comment and give us your opinion about the idea, the design and topics you would like us to discuss in the blog” she added.

Visit Elli’s blog HERE

Welcome to Great Britain

Emdad Rahman

You couldn’t help but notice. He stood there on his own – poppies on one arm, collection container on the other. Ramrod straight, smartness personified, a pristine set of clothes, a proud man who instantly caught your eye.

A war hero, once a young man who had confronted a powerful menace, had laid his life out to preserve true freedom.

Finding it hard to keep up with my better half, I’d sat down in the shopping mall to rest up my tired limbs. It was a great opportunity to survey my surroundings.

Next to me sat a wheelchair bound deaf woman who I engaged in conversation with as best as possible. She was polite with an ever so friendly face and a beaming smile. I couldn’t help but try to communicate with her. “I really need to get some BSL coaching” I thought, for the second time in 7 days.

“F***k off!” an unladylike voice screeched behind me. It wasn’t at me, nor the deaf woman, nor the kind faced little old lady who had just sat down on my right. Oh no, it was directed at her child; “ You’ve F*****g p*******d me off now” she hissed, her language as foul and grotesque as her physical being.

“Sit the f**k DOWN.” The child, not more than three or four went mute silent. Her doe like eyes met mine and I shamefully averted my gaze, focussing on the Mother. To my shame she stared me down and I again had to look away.

A bustling West Indian woman smiles at me as she catches the attention of the dear next to me, asking if she’s been robbed. She answers in the affirmative. They obviously don’t know each other and this is getting very interesting indeed. It turned out that Columbo like, the deaf lady had signed to the West Indian lady that she'd witnessed the crime when it had happened a few days ago.

The dear on my right turned towards me; “twas was a European lady,” she said and grabbing the hand of a stranger (mine) she guided it to the side of her leather shopping carry trolley. On both sides it had knife slits.

“They had seen me in the post office and had followed me. She (the perpetrator) distracted me by asking for directions in a foreign language. Her accomplice slit the sides but couldn’t get in because of the cardboard lining.

“It didn’t stop them as seeing I was still distracted the accomplice simply opened the top zip, saw the cash notes in plastic wrapping and nabbed what is for many, a weeks wages.

"Shame my only witness was a deaf lady. The cameras here are probably out of order and the security guards are no good.

“Could have been worse – if I’d discovered the plot I could have faced that blade myself.

“I lost £150.00, a lot of money when you’re on limited income” she added.

Welcome to Great Britain! Fast turning into a nanny state. A society that seemingly punishes the hardworking, whilst pandering to the whims of the long term useless.

A society lacking a vital basic ingredient – one that is a yardstick by which all model societies should be measured by - RESPECT!

Standing up I shuffled towards the old war veteran. I dropped a coin in the container as he handed me a poppy – “Here you go son” he said. Thank you for supporting us and have a very good day.”

“You’re a dying breed sir”, I muttered, sauntering off to look for my wife.

Scams - The depths to which some people stoop

I received this in my inbox from a close friend this morning. The fact is I knew she was safely tucked away with her hubby and their little Princess in Bow. The email, sent from her own hotmail account read as follows... I've places an x for privacy in some sections.

Reply Soon... xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx
From: xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx (xxxxxxxxxe@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent: 28 October 2008 10:07:25
To: Whole email address list

How are you doing today? I am sorry i didn't inform you about my traveling to Africa for a program called "Empowering Youth to Fight Racism, HIV/AIDS, Poverty and Lack of Education, the program is taking place in three major countries in Africa which is Ghana , South Africa and Nigeria . It as been a very sad and bad moment for me, the present condition that i found myself is very hard for me to explain.

I am really stranded in Nigeria because I forgot my little bag in the Taxi where my money, passport, documents and other valuable things were kept on my way to the Hotel am staying, I am facing a hard time here because i have no money on me. I am now owning a hotel bill of $1050 and they wanted me to pay the bill soon else they will have to seize my bag and hand me over to the Hotel Management, I need this help from you urgently to help me back home, I need you to help me with the hotel bill and i will also need $1250 to feed and help myself back home so please can you help me with a sum of $2300 to sort out my problems here? I need this help so much and on time because i am in a terrible and tight situation here, I don't even have money to feed myself for a day which means i had been starving so please understand how urgent i need your help.i have decided not tell my family so that they will not be worried.when I return I will tell them and they will understand.

I am sending you this e-mail from the city Library and I only have 30 min, I will appreciate what so ever you can afford to send me for now and I promise to pay back your money as soon as i return home so please let me know on time so that i can forward you the details you need to transfer the money through Money Gram or Western Union.Hope to hear from you.

Regards.
xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx

Jack of all trades – Football’s unsung utility men

I like to refer to them as the “V” men
Humble, in the background types
Workhorses carrying out a range of roles
With double toil to earn their stripes

Kenny Burns switched to centreback
Orchestrated by Old Big Head
The bedrock to become twice a Euro winner
Foreign strikeforces were ripped to a shred

Peter (Schmeichel) the great was an extra centre back
Many times Sprinting up as third striker
Carlos Alberto, swapping roles with Jair
Just was he a full back or winger?

At Anfield the epitome of versatility
Accomplished even in baseball
Carra is one who never walks alone
Be it strike, mid, fullback, central

Chris Sutton of the SAS variety
Partnered ably with Dizzy Dion Dublin
Aided by the devastating pace of Warhurst
Performing artiste with a violin

The Germans are a nation of utility
There’s Der Kaiser Franz Beckenbauer
Then there’s Buchwald, Breitner, Basler
Commander Mathaus unleashing the power

Leeds Madeley served in all of ten roles
Even then outshone by a world champ
As Martin Peters starred in all the eleven
Gaining his mug on a first class stamp

There’s the Welsh dragon John Charles
Gentle giant standing tall
Rock at the back, rapier up front
Arguably the greatest in British football

You’d do a lot worse than Rene Higuita
A keeper to play the sweeper
Though eccentric the clown was brilliant
But look out for Mr Milla

Total football led to Berry Van Aerle
Africa gave Essien and Geremi
Hargreaves, P Neville, Matt Elliott
With a Sombrero we’ve “Nacho” Ambriz

Hence these are the folks that make it all happen
There’s no doubt regarding their esteem
Insurpassable, unflinching, invaluable
And very much the heartbeat of a team

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Food, glorious food

I'd decided that today was the start of a new regime for me - after a weekend of flu I had semi promised to modify my diet and once recovered I would start light jogging again.

Visiting two of my fav students during the half term bnreak I was greeted with the surprise, erm, pictured left. Mind you there were hot green chillies within and it was obviously meant to sweat out my cold :)

It would have been a crime to say no to such hospitality, so with a very heavy heart I dug in and ate that which God had intended for me to eat. To be fair I did keep the discipline as with great difficulty I restricted myself to (only) 3 helpings of this mighty fine example of culinary excellence.

The end result is here for all to see :)

Shahin Badar launches eagerly awaited Laila

Award winning and Dynamic leading British Asian vocalist Shahin Badar releases her debut solo album 'Laila' and returns to the music scene for the first time in nearly two years. She is the first muslim Female artist to have crossed over with the world renowned dance band 'The Prodigy'.

Laila features a blend of Arabic, English and Indian influences that showcases a talent that lead to collaborations with the likes of AR Rahman, Jah Wobble, Twista and Juliet Lewis. It is a strong offering of 18 solid cuts, which are edgy, tripping and hypnotic beats and chants. No dance floor is likely to be empty when tracks like Doleh Reh from Mercury nominated Choque Hosein, Jhoom Jhoom, Laila, and Andheri Raai hit the decks.

Shahin is best known for the Prodigy’s 'Smack My Bitch Up' which featured her spine tingling chant on their multi million selling Fat Of The Land album giving them and Shahin Billboard and UK No. 1 chart positions and entry into the Guinness Book of Records as the fastest selling album at the time. For this she received a double platinum disc and a place in music history. Shahin featured on two further Prodigy albums that enjoyed UK number 1 chart positions. She has worked with dance maestro Tim Deluxe on the single Mundaya, which was chosen as an ‘Essential tune of the week’ by BBC Radio 1 DJ Pete Tong.

Shahin’s distinctive vocals have also featured in over 30 Hollywood and Bollywood films including Academy nominated Closer and Charlie’s Angels, US sitcoms North Shore and Kevin Hill and Shyam Bengal’s Zubeidaa. Shahin supported leading US rapper 50 Cent when his tour took in Lebanon with award winning producer Guy Manoukian at The Biel, in front of a 20 thousand strong audience followed by an invitation to perform with chart topping Turkish artist Mercan Dede in Germany.

Shahin has already won Best female Vocalist at the Asian Pop Awards; nominations for Ethnic Multicultural Media Award - Best New Comer; Asian Women of Achievement Awards - Arts & Culture; Muslim News Alhambra Award for Excellence and Channel 5’s prestigious Community Award – Glory of India thereby establishing Shahin as one of the most outstanding female Asian vocalists in the UK dance and British Asian music scene.


Born in Colchester to Indian parents Shahin had shown strong vocal ability From a very young age , encouraged by her mother she took semi - classical lessons. Having spent 12 years in Kuwait Shahin’s musical horizons broadened and Arabic influences were added to her already strong beautiful Indian vocals.

Shahin scored chart success with the Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’, which featured her spine tingling chant on their multi-selling ‘Fat Of The Land’ album. Shahin, along with the Prodigy earned number 1 chart positions on both sides of the Atlantic and a double plantinum award. Their ‘Fat Of The Land’ album also reached number 1 in19 further countries.

Her collaborations include the likes of AR Rahman, Jah Wobble, Twista and Juliet Lewis. Her vocals have already featured in more than 30 Hollywood and Bollywood films including Academy, BAFTA and Golden Globe Award nominated Closer and Academy Award nominated Charlie’s Angels; US sitcoms North Shore and Kevin Hill as well as Shyam Bengal’s Zubeidaa.

One of Shahin’s greatest achievements includes supporting US rapper 50 Cent when his tour took in Lebanon with award winning producer Guy Manoukian at the Biel in the presence of a 20 thousand strong audience. She was then invited to perform with chart topping Turkish artist Mercan Dede in Germany and worked with director Ang Lee on The Hulk, starring Eric Bana.

Shahin has already won MTV Video Music Award – Best Breakthrough Video Award (Prodigy / Smack My Bitch Up); Muzik Magazine Dance Awards – Best Video Award (Prodigy / Smack My Bitch up); Best Female Vocalist at the Asian Pop Awards; Grammy Award nomination for The Fat of the Land / Prodigy; Ethnic Multicultural Media Award – Best New Comer. Other nominations include Ivor Novello nomination for soundtrack ‘Second Generation (film); Asian Woman of Achievement Awards – Arts & Culture; Muslem News Alhamra Award for Excellence and Channel 5’s prestigious Community Award – Glory of India;

On a personal level, Shahin, having returned from recording vocals for The Hulk in Hollywood with composer Michael Dannah was informed by her mother that her father made the decision to embark on the Hajj pilgrimage, the largest annual pilgrimage in the world.

Still exhausted by her LA flight, within moments of stepping through her front door and upon hearing this news Shahin went to her room to pray. She then informed her mother of her decision to join her father on this epic and momentous trip.

The whole experience was life affirming to her and provided the inspiration for one of her most spiritual songs to date: “Light At The End Of The Tunnel”.

Shahin was to find her faith tested once again. On a trip to India she collapsed and passed out. Taken to hospital it was discovered that Shahin had contracted a serious illness thus forcing her to take time out of her very hectic music career. It has now been two years and Shahin has been given the all clear. She is delighted that interest in her debut album ‘Laila’ has been positive and she’s eager to return to performing live, on stage.

Shahin has emerged as one of the most accomplished crossover/commercial female Asian vocalists in the UK mainstream and Asian music scene.

Release Date: LAILA out now !
Label: Shahin Badar Records through Imprint Records

Distribution: Cargo

www.shahinbadar.com
www.myspace.com/shahinbadar

Sheffield Day & Steel city’s finest

Perhaps the greatest combat in steel land
All nations watched Wembley
Red Blades took on the blue Owls
In the South Yorkshire derby

On a very warm day in April
With the big cheese ambassadorial
Sheffielders invaded London
Descending en masse on the capital

Crammed into the famous old stadium
Just who’d be at the Cup final?
Bragging rights in neighbourly disputes
Be it school, streets, the public urinal

A belter from Waddle streaked in
Hysterics from Stanmore to York
But the Blades scythed away the lead
Courtesy of the veteran Alan Cork

It wasn’t to be the United
As Brightey struck home the winner
To send the blue-and-whites into rhapsody
And the Blades home to their boiled dinner

Woods, Harkes, Warhurst, Nilsson
Hirst, Palmer, Pearson
Bright, Waddle, Worthy, Wilson
Do the Bart man, Sheridan

The Hillsborough Kop and clever Trev
Steel city’s greatest Wednesday team
Ambrosial delectable delight
Like luscious strawberry and cream

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Shisha mania

Health Risk or a Harmless Pastime?

Emdad Rahman

ASH research points out that Shisha smoking is 200 times worse than a cigarette and their research states that three leading experts from across the Middle East warned prior to last years smoking ban that excluding “Shisha bars” would worsen the grave inequalities in health that already affect ethnic minorities.

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Jewel of Medina

Emdad Rahman

Forget Ocean’s 12/13, pyramid scams and selling home made fizzy pop from the boot of your Fiat Punto.

The latest get rich scheme involves much less hard work, one that is likely to incur the wrath of a quarter of the world’s population and the numero uno religion in the world. *

If the scam works then the green dollar Benjamins will roll in. It’ll be a life of sand, sea, champagne and caviar – all safely a million miles away from the hurt feelings and remonstrations of over a billion hurt fellow humans.

I refer to the latest garbage that is served up as a historical novel, an excuse of a work of fiction titled the Jewel of Medina – a farcical attempt to “bring the love story of Aisha and Muhammad to the West.” Astonishingly, the writer Sherry Jones had never visited the Middle East and had based the novel on her readings and study of the Middle East. The BBC said that the book was a “synthesis of all” she had learned. Upon learning this one wonders whether the Author’s “study” focussed on the Arabian Knights & One Thousand and One Nights? Inaccuracies within the novel included the use of the non Arabic terms “Hatun”, used to describe the wives of the Prophet Peace Be Upon Him and “Purdah”.

Texas University Professor Denise Spellberg told the NY Times that she “felt it was my duty to warn the press of the novel's potential to provoke anger among some Muslims."

It is said that Random House, the biggest publisher in the USA wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole because of the perceived response from the Muslim world. I happen to think that the truth in fact was that the eggheads within the marketing section actually concluded that Sherry Jones’ version of Mills & Boon meets Lady Chatterley’s lover was actually a major flop in terms of literary content.

I'd like to take this opportunity to ask whether it is necessary to reform the rules of the game in relation to “freedom of speech.” Just how far reaching are the tentacles and how far can you actually push the boundaries? A dramatic scenario may involve a poison pen campaign launched against an individual or group. There is no guarantee that what is written is factually correct – but in many such cases people don’t care. (Remember the Paediatrician in south Wales hospital that was forced out of her home by moronic vandals who thought she was a "paedophile".) The response is often ill judged, ill fated and the effects of such a campaign often end up in catastrophe or tragedy.

In such a case, can we writers still scream freedom of speech? Do writers, commentators and authors not need to be aware of their greater social responsibility. More so, do writers not need to be trained in the finer aspects of freedom of speech? because as it stands it’s a complete interpretation free for all.

They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, so can freedom of speech be used to insult and bully individuals or groups? It seems nowadays a very convenient weapon that can be used to attack and incite detestation, loathing and repugnance amongst communities. Can this extremely warped notion of freedom of speech be a good thing if it promotes enmity, hatred, division and disorder?

Does the notion of “freedom of speech” allow one party to criticise, bully, insult an individual or group yet throw scorn on the second party to also “express” their displeasure through reactions that could manifest themselves through debate, dialogue, picketing, counter abuse and in extreme cases, threats and violence. If I reported such an attack against on my self, would the perpetrator be able to cite freedom of expression, saying they were responding to my bear baiting and had no intention whatsoever to become physical? Can I as a novice scribe still complain, when using my freedom to express, I insult a group of people, then cower and complain when the very same people take advantage of the same freedom to hit back?

I think it is for these very reasons that eminent and farsighted academics like Dr Spellberg have criticised the book and made their recommendations and concerns public. Professor Spellberg saw an edition and said it "made fun of Muslims and their history" describing the book as a "very ugly, stupid piece of work" and saying “You can't play with a sacred history and turn it into soft core pornography."

Who was Ayesha – fondly referred to as Mother of the believers? A brilliant mind, and immensely charismatic figure. A scholar of great repute, and an advisor of the highest order. As one of the greatest Jurists of Islam Ayesha taught some of the greatest Scholars of Islam. Her knowledge was so vast that she was able to reject narrations of the Hadith from many prominent companions of the Prophet Peace Be Upon Him.

It was the lesson of the whole Salman Rushdie and the Satanic Verses that taught Muslims a very important lesson. Whilst burning the book and passionate speeches may have looked good on camera – the publisher giggled all the way to the bank with primetime publicity they could never have dreamt of expending their budget on. And before the frothy mouthed banshees had even gotten to wipe their beards the author had become a multi millionaire, albeit one in hiding, and before long a Knight of the realm. Members of the fastest growing religion on earth had just been mugged off, very much a clear case of daylight robbery.

For the Neanderthals’ that just scream and shout I humbly request that if you can’t respond with reasoned debate and dialogue then save your diesel and stay out of it. Islam, the Prophet Peace be Upon Him and Aisha do not need half witted fools masquerading as their defenders.

Responding to such deliberate provocation with threats of violent action simply plays into a trap set by the publishers - who no doubt hope to make millions from the controversy attracted by a 3rd rate book.

Me, I’m certainly not going to buy a copy as I settle down to some serious reading. Pass me the Beano someone!

* Islam overtakes Catholicism as world's largest religion – Times Online: March 31, 2008

Barclays Premiership trophy at Mulberry Place

Staff at the town hall, Mulberry Place were able to spend a day admiring the Barclays the Barclays Premiership trophy.

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Courtesy of Asian Image

Grafitti - Art or vandalism?

Giant robot promotes recycling in Tower hamlets

Tower Hamlets council has this week launched its biggest ever recycling campaign with the help of a spectacular giant robot in a bid to improve its record as one of the worst performing councils for recycling in the country.

Entitled 'We can Recycle More', the campaign aims to raise awareness of the importance of recycling and using the borough's recycling service and saw the robot - named 'Mr Recycle More' - on display with special effects at Spitalfields Market this morning.

At six metres tall, the robot, which is made of 33 recycling bins, towers over a double-decker bus. He has been built with the support of the council's recycling contractor, Veolia. The giant will now tour the streets as the council's ambassador for recycling as well as visiting community days, in residential areas and estates.

Hundreds of posters will also be put up on bill boards and buses starring local people who recycle. The work is especially important because Tower Hamlets is among the lowest recycling authorities in the country, recording an 11.75% recycling rate in 2006-07.

Tower Hamlets council's Lead Member for Cleaner, Safer, Greener, councillor Abdal Ullah said: "It's no secret that Tower Hamlets is among the lowest recycling authorities in the country. But rather than just accept this fact the council is going all out with a massive campaign to get the whole community involved in recycling more.

"Our recycling rates in September this year were the highest they have ever been at 16 and a half per cent. This shows that people are responding to our services and the improvements we have made. We are really keen to carry on working with people and encouraging everyone to get involved and recycle more," he added.

Children from Ben Jonson Primary school also attended the launch to showcase a DVD they produced, with the council's waste education officer, about recycling.

A council spokeswoman added that Tower Hamlets would not use "over the top" enforcement measures to get residents on side.

She said: "We are all aware of the so-called council snoopers and reporting of use heavy-handed measures like fines and we are proud that Tower Hamlets Council is working with the community on a voluntary scheme.

Tower Hamlets resident Ayesha Khan was at the event; "This is a wonderful way of promoting recycling," she said. "I hope this robot can visit schools where children can really benefit from such a positive message," she added

"Against a background of increasing unease at what some perceive as over the top enforcement, Tower Hamlets is promoting am ambitious programme relying on people getting involved rather than enforcement tactics," she added.

The move in Tower Hamlets follows the introduction of weekly food waste recycling collections in the borough from September 1 as well as an army of litter pickers who will sort recyclable litter at the point they collect it for the first time.

The borough also recently launched Whitechapel as the first market in the country to recycle 100 per cent of the waste it generates.

Hermitage memorial, riverside etc

Explaining Liverpool's Asian Appeal

Liverpool are claimed to be by far the best supported football club among Britain's Asians. That is the premise of journalist and lifelong Reds fan Mohammed Bhana, and the aim of The Asian Liverbird - a book commissioned by the club after an approach by Bhana - is to explore how so many immigrants from Asia came to choose Liverpool as their club on arriving in England in the 1960s and 1970s, and why their children and grandchildren are still passionate about the Merseyside Reds.

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Aspiring to be a fake beauty…

Fatema Yasmine Khatun

I will never be anorexic as I love the taste of food far greater than I enjoy fashion, and I will never be bulimic because vomiting makes me cry. Are my dreams of becoming a beautiful person over?

Ok, that is a bit of an extreme statement, but if we girls admit the truth, we have at some point (if not every second of every waking hour) wanted to be a size zero: something which is extremely unhealthy, and on the tip of starving yourself to death.
Being a young woman not only in the ‘normal’ world, but attending events and being surrounded by models, one can only feel severely intimidated. After a certain gathering of these ‘super human’ creatures, I got home and caught myself in the mirror. I was rubbing my feet insanely from the pain of the ridiculously high heeled shoes I had worn. Funnily enough, even with my platform heels, I still only managed to come up to the knees of some of the people there. My body was tired but my eyes wandered against my will to my legs, the legs that appeared to have stopped growing well before they even really started - and then to my love handles, trying to push them in, only to realise that they will not budge. After the initial bombardment of comparisons made by my mind had ceased, sanity crept back in. I didn’t dislike what

I saw in the mirror, what was reflected back was a person of normal health and normal height.

So why is it that we place an absurd and unrealistic amount of pressure on to ourselves to look ‘beautiful’? Why is it that we fail to acknowledge that the beauty advertised and forced onto us is not real? Why do we conveniently forget the hours of photoshopping and the army of stylists behind every photo in a magazine?
Our mind is on a constant heightened sense of awareness, scouring the vicinity for new wonder diets and ridiculously high heels. If you are happy with yourself you shouldn’t let unrealistic images make you feel otherwise.

If you were to ask any of your male friends (and I don’t mean the one with the model fetish), they will tell you the same thing: they don’t want a stick insect as their partner or a girlfriend. It is women that perpetuate and keep this cycle running, the circle of ‘fake beauty’.

Suppressing food (that which many do to achieve a thin figure) is denying one of the biggest basic cardinal desires as a human being. What makes it worse is the lack of action being taken against this. Only recently The British Fashion Council rejected to enforce a Model Health Certificates, something which would have ensured that each and every single model on the runway was healthy - not according to the world of eccentric designers but in accordance to medical professionals. This would have been a turning point and a chance for us Brits to lead by example and set a new trend of health and beauty combined.

Fatema Yasmine Khatun is co founder & Marketing Director at Inside Desi

Bag it up!

A local grocer has teamed up with Tower Hamlets Muslim Women’s Collective to launch re-usable shopping bags to help the environment.

Taj Stores was founded in 1936 and recently decided to stock the reusable bags in a bid to cut the amount of polythene sent to landfill.

The Muslim Women’s Collective, which is supported by Tower Hamlets Council, is a group of women from ten different organisations across the borough which is working to encourage the Muslim community to be more environmentally aware.

They have joined forces with Taj Stores to produce 5,000 of the bags which will be free to customers.

Jamal Uddin, director of Taj Stores said: “We are happy to be working with the Muslim Women’s Collective on such an important issue. Our business has been here for a long time and we want to think about protecting the environment for years to come. It is very important that people try to do their bit to help the environment.”

Chair of the collective, Sufia Alam from the Wapping Women’s Centre, said: “The importance of sustainable living in Muslim teaching underpins the work of the collective. This is a really powerful message that should not be underestimated.

“Since it launched, the collective has been delivering a programme of community-based environmental education programmes for local women. We were delighted to get involved with Taj Stores in encouraging people not to waste bags. So many are sent to landfill that taking a reusable one out shopping with you makes so much more sense.”

Tower Hamlets Council’s Lead Member for Cleaner, Safer, Greener Abdal Ullah will also attend on Friday. He said: “Taj Stores were founded in 1936 but they are definitely keeping up with the times. Everyone is now aware of the importance of recycling more and wasting less so this initiative with the Muslim Women’s Collective is to be highly commended.”

The large shopping bags feature the bright logos of the store and that of the Muslim Women’s Collective with the message.

CAPTION: Sufia Alam, Chair of Muslim Women's Collective, Joynal Uddin, Director Taj Stores, Cllr Ullah and Jamal Uddin, Director Taj Stores

Premiership trophy AGAIN!! :)

This is the second time I've lifted it - Does that make me a living legend???

I thought my vice captain Jay should get on in this one too :)

Obsession With Hate: A Rebuttal of the film, “Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West”

CAIR, in conjunction with coalition partners from Hate Hurts America, have put together an amazing website in response to the anti-Muslim campaign initiated by a shadowy group called the Clarion Fund. Last week, over 28 million copies of the film “Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West” were distributed by newspapers, including the NYT, in key swing states.

The film, like many propaganda pieces, casts a wide net of suspicion of Muslims by failing to distinguish violent extremisn and mainstream Islam.

For more information about this campaign and a detailed rebuttal countering the baseless statements made by Islamophobes like Pipes and Emerson visit: www.obsessionwithhate.com.

And please do pass along this website to any and all friends, colleagues, co-workers, neighbors, and other non-Muslims you know that may have come across this film!!!

Freebie - Free USB stick for teachers & support staff

This is a great freebie - A USB stick for teachers and school support staff :)

The project has been developed to support teachers and educators in addressing their ever-increasing workloads by funding the provision of 750,000 USB memory sticks across the UK. The memory sticks have a capacity of 1 GB and include free educational resources for teachers to utilise.

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