World cup funny: Relief for Da Marcus Weesley (Beasley)

Seen slyly urinating next to the bench
From London to Corpus christi
Ended up causing a stench
For Da Marcus Beasley

Relieving oneself in public
That’s really taking the Pee
No grave public order offence
For Da Marcus Beasley


Could water the Wembley pitch?
Whenever he spends a penny
You gotta go, you gotta go
When you’re Da Marcus Beasley

Number 7
(c) Emdad Rahman
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