Toro tiger thrashing – Liverpool 6-1 hull

“Bluddy targers” hummed the away end
Six in the net by the end lull
Virtuoso Toro’s dazzling hat-trick
As Anfield steamrolled Hull

Early doors saw Geo's volleyed leveller
Feverish Tigers on the Myrrh bile
El Nino shrewdly waltzes for two
Match ball bagged in a short while

Stevie’s strike or cross makes it four
Reds now in no mood for jerkin
Babel’s tapped fifth from Kuyt
Albert’s in no mood for larkin

Over a can of kirk-a-curler
Muse lickle Liam debuting afresh
Tan fast becoming the look of a nunty
And the basements exceedingly nesh

Sir the Reds now six games unbeaten
Eighteen clocked leaving rivals to mull
Humber sorrows in a parnta marld
Whilst Redmen smugly dine in Hull

26.09.09

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
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