Yucky, yucky moment from Doritos

Despite your protests I’m still going to remain adamant on my stance. This is not a piece of eccentric scientist Jeff Goldblum’s derriere, a movie buffs keepsake from David Cronenberg’s “The Fly.” It certainly isn’t a piece of the brilliant (but mad) scientist’s transformation into a giant man/fly hybrid after an experiment gone horribly wrong.

These two grotesque pieces turned up in my sons packet of scrumptious Chilli Heatwave Doritos, a treat from me. Thankfully I did my best Peter “the cat” Bonnetti, Gordon Banks and Lev Yashin act all in time, diving in dramatically to save the day. My son did maintain that he was merely studying the unusual piece and was not going to eat it.

Regular readers may recall that this is not the first time I’ve come across something odd in food, with my widely reported fly in the Ciabatta and liver looking cube in the Hovis. See the pics (below) for yourselves and decide.
One things certain - I’m definitely complaining to Doritos this time.

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