Friday, January 30, 2009

Fokrul to skydive for orphanage

Emdad Rahman

Community activist Fokrul Hoque (Misfah) has decided to go dangerous and wacky for a really worthy cause.

Fokrul will be jumping off a plane while it cruises at 13,000 feet up in the sky.

Readers may recall that Fokrul completed an abseil at Canary Wharf last year to raise money for Cancer Research UK. It was a scary experience, but due to the generosity of so many, Fokrul managed to raise a lot of money.

"I have been blessed with everything that I have ever wanted, desired or ever needed," said Fokrul.

"This unfortunately cannot be said about the orphans in third world countries, who too often go without food or water for days.

"So with your help it is my current mission to do something to help those less fortunate than us.

"By risking my life I'm hoping that everyone will feel encouraged to dig deep in to their pockets."

Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It's also the most efficient way to sponsor Fokrul: Families Relief gets your money faster and, if you're a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation.

To sponsor Fokrul visit his donation page

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Wedding day woes
Is it time to regulate wedding service providers?


"I love being married," said Rita Rudner. "It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Picture a typical Asian wedding day. The guests arrive, all resplendent in their attire, the relatives meet and greet goofily, and family hug each other randomly. Imagine now if you will, for a moment, the most glorious day of your life, your wedding day, ruined by the ineptitude of the caterers.

Last weekend a friend of mine reported back to me the happenings at her sister in laws wedding. As chance would have it, I happened to miss out – a blessing in disguise and a very lucky escape.

A huge number of guests suffered from food poisoning after partaking of the succulent food that was served up. The victims included an army load of staff from a local school. It was meant to be kept hush, but a mate (another victim) who works there phoned me to tell all during their routine twenty minute sojourn to the John.

Not content with putting a massive cloud over the couple’s special day, the service providers, who had also decided to boost profits by providing the catering, have steadfastly refused to acknowledge their failure of responsibility. Thus far the demands for compensation from the paying party have been largely ignored.

Modern day weddings arrangements are no laughing matter. Not content with a date ceremony at the Mosque, a simple celebrity style sunny beach wedding, a private reception or a big family do at the local secondary school, couples are vying with the Jones to have the biggest, best and most lavish wedding day ever. When Amy Winehouse got married to Blake Fielder - Civil in secret and treated her family to a motorway curry house wedding party, Mother in laws and their brides united in their condemnation at the sheer cheek of these “tight wads.” Asians, don’t do private weddings; it’s not a wedding unless every uncle you ever met or heard of hasn’t been invited in person.

The new generation of Asians don’t have or share the burden of sending money back home. In many cases both husband and wife are earning well and there is surplus money. It is precisely because of this that new to wed couples are able to break the bank and spend record figures on lavish weddings.

This brings me to my next point; in light of the expenses involved, shouldn’t there be some form of insurance offered to the paying parties? Also, who regulates these wedding providers? Do they have a guild or managing representative body? They also insist on money upfront, and it is easy to see why. It’s vital for a review of these services, their services, tariffs and quality. These steps are necessary, and if ignored we may well end up with a Channel S feature on another community fraud. We could end up with a situation where one of the most important days of a certain individuals life can be ruined because of a wedding service provider pocketing a huge amount of revenue and taking flight.

So before Comrade George Galloway steps in to bring such a scandal to the attention of our government the community could do a lot worse than to call for the authorities and leaders/activists to work together to police these services - after all marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Not wishing to end on a depressing note I would like to offer my heartiest wishes to anyone getting married this weekend.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Someone needs to go back to school

They spout venom, and are menaces to society. Yet racists do have a common feature - yes, you've guessed it - they're very likely to be knuckleheads, be they intelligent or with special educational needs. You don't get three points for working out what the plonker in question is saying.

On a serious note, I wonder if anybody spoke to this chap about the placard - last time I checked a lot of Jews (including friends) diligently attended the Gaza marches.

Or have I missed something here???

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mother of all grudge matches












Ultimate grudge match at the Lane
Elimination game to see who is best
Where no amount of outrage is outrageous
As combatants are put to the test

Not one, but fourteen with previous
Stepped out on the Cockerel’s pitch
Numero uno was the return of the Sol
Followed by countless who’d made the switch

Would the scourge that was Tony Adams,
Fire up Gunner Kanu and Pompey?
Would Defoe bite the bullet and bag three?
Or would it be Harry Kari houdini?

Sean Davies, Kaboul, Peter Crouch
There’s White Hart star Johnny Metgod
Kevin Bond and Jaws Joe Jordan
Sentinels of the first team squad

But if you think the rest got it pretty bad
Think of poor Saint Gareth Bale
Twenty starts and not a win in sight
Pure bad luck, just on a mammoth scale

Number 7
© Emdad Rahman
www.football-poems.com

Butler's Furniture

Brian's been here for 28 years - I paid him a visit this afternoon and was given a top notch one to one tour :) Walking through the place is like getting a tour of the Rocky Horror Show set. I was half expecting Tim Burton to jump out of the shadows and say "boo." Brian used to have afarm next door; "I used to have everything in there, chickens, sheep, even a monkey," beamed Brian.





Butler's Furniture





My primary school roll with little old me in there :)



Friday, January 16, 2009

This is your life!

The price of fame

Now keep calm guys!

The poor bugger chased me round the carpark. It was after he cornered me with his tour manager that I relented and agreed to take a picture :)

Lawless Britain

Gosh! I'm beginning tosound like Jon Gaunt (see below) Now that's a thought...Yikes!




Thursday, January 15, 2009

Bring back Jon Gaunt

Jon Gaunt is frank, forthright, blunt, presumptuous, strident, and definitely not self effacing. He is also described as downright down to earth and the voice of the silent majority. In theatre dates, the mouth of Britain promises to kick Political Correctness and liberal Britain in to touch.

He has a weekly Sun column, a best selling autobiography, “undaunted.” Gaunt spent part of his childhood in care. He recovered after being torn apart by bankruptcy. In essence he is perfect role model material – a success story, someone I would use as an example to my own children.

I never thought I’d say this, but for what it’s worth, I’m going to stick my tuppence into the pot and support the once very loud calls to reinstate Jon Gaunt. So what went wrong?

Gaunt was sacked by Talksport in the run up to Christmas, after labelling an Ilford Councillor a "Nazi" and an "ignorant pig". He apologised publicly and said that he had actually meant to label Councillor Michael Stark, who was defending Redbridge Council's decision to ban smokers from becoming foster parents a “health Nazi."

“This is the same warped logic that condemns black children to a life in care rather than let them be fostered by white couples” he had said, adding, “the same master race philosophy that forbids fat couples from adopting.”

It was a gesture regular listeners had become accustomed to from the West Midlands firebrand. In a previous show, a heated exchange at the Parliamentary building in Brussels led to Finnish MEP Alexander Stubb accusing gaunt of being racist.

In events since that have caused astonishment to many, even our very own Ms Liberty; Shami, Shami, Shami Chakrabarti has called on Talksport to review the matter and reinstate Coventry’s greatest mouth.

Gaunt’s tirades were and are still used by racists to stoke the flames of racism and Islamophobia, although he readily claimed that the BNP labelled him a “traitor”.

I used to equally hate and despair at Gaunt, his anti Muslim stances that fuelled such vitriol, and his opposition to the Burka, and the way he felt it was his business to lecture women regarding their chosen attire. I clapped my hands with much merriment and mirth when Gorgeous George Galloway regularly tanned his backside on air.

I used to feel such anger with James Whale when I first started to listen to him, primarily because he’d always call Omar Bakri or Anjum Choudhury when he needed an “authority,” a “mouthpiece” for on Islam and Muslims. Now I’m by no way asserting that these individuals are not qualified to comment, but I felt they weren’t right for me. They didn’t represent my take on things and their exploitation by Whale as “representatives” of Muslims made me resentful.

But I persevered. And years after I began to realise the true worth of Whale, a giant of the airwaves and a ‘peoples’ representative. The late great Mike Dickens was very similar. He shouted out his mind at all times, but also possessed a very strong sense of fairness.

But there’s a certain aspect of Gaunt’s character that stops me going out all guns blazing and label him an outright Islamophobe/ racist/ homophobe. And that’s his honesty. Jon Gaunt won’t stab you in the back, he’s not a hypocrite. If he doesn’t like you, he’ll bloody well make it clear, and in the loudest possible way. If he befriends you and fights your corner, it’ll be for life. Gaunt is a character that won’t hide, he’ll lift himself of the canvas, again and again.

Those who are regular Talksport listeners may recall the infuriating moment when Gaunt referred to the Director of Liberty as; “the most dangerous woman in Britain.” Chakrabarti has even gone as far as to offer legal representation and support to Gaunt on human rights grounds and I agree with her stance.

And who was it that bought the plight of Gurkha hero Tal Bahadur Pun to the nations attention? The same courageous and lionhearted Bahadur, who had fought for Britain during the war. Yes, it was none other than Gaunt, whose campaign was the major contributory factor in securing well earned rights for this giant of a war hero.

I always wondered though how long he could continue to blow hot air as I felt that for all his shouting and screaming he would always be last man standing. Every individual has good value and if anything, Gaunt has kept many personalities and organisations in check and on their toes. He has ruffled the feathers of corporations, fatcats and bigwigs and the public, individual or collective have reaped the rewards on numerous occasions.

Having said that, I am a massive fan of the Don of the airwaves - Ian Collins. This has ensured not having to stay up late just to listen to the great man.

I’m not intending to sign up for his fanclub, nor attend An Audience With Jon Gaunt – Live And Undaunted. I will however support shouts to bring back Gaunty, but definitely on a different time schedule.

Gaunty is appealing his sacking. You can express your delight or dissatisfaction by emailing Andy Taunton, the Chief Executive at Talksport – www.talksport.net

Monday, January 12, 2009

Swadhinata Trust seek volunteers

The Swadhinata Trust runs projects that aim to document the experiences of Bengali settlement. In particular, the project aims at engaging young people in discovering their own history and heritage through the active participation in the research of the Tower Hamlet’s Bengali community.

The Trust is looking for volunteers to carry out research. Those interested will receive travel costs and will also be provided with training in community research. Supervision sessions and support will be available throughout your time as a volunteer for the project.

For further information contact Ansar Ahmed Ullah, Project Supervisor of Tower Hamlets Bengali Heritage Trail - philipchand@hotmail.com

Thursday, January 08, 2009

East Ham Station fundraising

A very fruitful evening & a lot of big hearted people.

Woolies - The end

Scraping the barrel with Gok Wan! The downside being the loss of jobs of so many people :(

Thursday, January 01, 2009