Cam swore he'd been framed
He'd crossed Hadrian's Wall freely
So Barking & Dagenham claimed
A vice chair for the dog poo committee
Maroon blazers and a polluted lake
Seven years as a deputy
Prodigal returns after a four year break
To help whip the BNP
It isn't all about the money
Freedom of the borough a silver cloud
Extending Eastbrook Cemetery
Moments to make that man proud
After the Polish Bohemian Rhapsody
Cam joins some motor industry
This was certainly no freebie
Nor a jaunt to Milan and Italy
Panic! losing the girls choir in that wood
'Shape-Up' overspent fifty mil
Tears when a disabled swimmer came good
Macho man is not yet over the hill
Now surely a stint in the grand chamber
In robes and chains Cam can read the scores
Darth Vader can add some flavour
With the theme tune from Star Wars
An impressive quarter century
Life for the Spurs fan ups a gear
You're not yet quite ready to be set free
Wishing Cam many more a happy year
Poets note: It's actually 26 years I read this at Cam's 25 year celebration last year. He ain't perfect though - He follow Spurs. Congratulations on being made a Freeman!
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